The doctor said I need to drink more wine. Btw, I've started calling myself the doctor.

@baetog_ Stasis

@baseballchickie Oops, I did it again, I feel asleep in my Britney Spears tee shirt.

@JimDeshaies

@baetog_ Okay. I’m bringing over all the marvel movies and we’re going to watch them all.

Dear Government: if you are going to read my email, could you at least delete the junk mail? That would be great. Thanks!

@baetog_ I feel that very deeply this week.

@mtggirl_ Ask them if they know what 15x36 is and if they immediately know it’s 540 there’s a pretty good chance.

@MagicEsports Ah yes, everyones favorite mnemonic: Tasmsitg ontct

@RyanOverdrive Who remembers Banding, Rampage or Flanking?

@baetog_ 💕I definitely miss in person magic events. I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciated your kindness that weekend and that even though you probably don’t remember me, you definitely had a lasting impression. Can’t wait until we can put the Gathering back into Magic💕

@baetog_

@baetog_ I always do it so future me doesn’t think past me is a lazy dick

@Zabracus @AliEldrazi always has quality decks and entertaining streams.

2021: Where the people you meet on the internet know what you look like and the people you meet in person don’t.

@Zabracus Nothing. I’m on a diet.

Qualified for day 2! 7-0! #arenaopen #MagicTheGathering #MTGArena #MTG good luck to everyone tomorrow.

@PrincessIrish_ Yes. My name. Of course I know your name, silly. Haha

Sometimes I like to masturbate while I eat Corn Flakes just as a fuck you to John Harvey Kellogg.

@QueenE86 ‘Merika