Gerry Mc Namee
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Ireland, Dundalk FC, Leeds and Celtic fan who likes bad http://jokes. Pop up on @LS11LUFC
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Leeds have sold 15000 cardboard crowd cutouts....which is higher attendance than Bournemouth in the Premier League!
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Despicable
@LiamCooper__
you and those ignorant players should apologise to this little lad. What has happened to this squad? You at least are better than this I thought!!!!!
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As I get older, I find I need only three shops: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs. Yes - my life is all specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
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A lot of overreaction to a poor Leeds performance today but we’ve had a brilliant season are 9th in the PL and Bielsa is our manager. Get a grip lads and some perspective
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48 years since a bent ref robbed Leeds of a European Cup win v Bayern Munich. Luckily I’m over it now
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I noticed at the start of Leeds v Leicester when players took the knee there were boos. If you are booing WHY???
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Kinnear needs to resign or be sacked. As CEO he has overseen mess of these loan release clauses &recruitment in general.
@andrearadri
youre just incompetent narcissist. What a mess you made of this after what Bielsa give you
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@LUFC
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owners say something!!
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The view inside Luton FC. Corporate hospitality is Mr and Mrs Smiths kitchen
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RIP Gerry Foran from Dundalk in Ireland. A real Leeds fan from the Irish and worldwide Leeds family.
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Saw this pigeon having a job interview ........I hope he got the job
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Thanks to the Leeds fan who found our season ticket at Woolley Services on M1 and handed in at West Stand at Elland Rd today. Leeds fans....a great bunch of lads
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Just saw Bielsa giving sweets to kids and comfort one kid crying .....love this man he must stay
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Gary Lineker, Engelbert Humperdink, Showaddywaddy, Gok Wann ….we give your boys a hell of a beating
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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
It’s a little fit bunny…..
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When I was a lad my dad sent me to bed for being cheeky
As I went up the stairs I shouted “Jim Morrison can't sing either”
He said "you can stop slamming the doors as well"
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@DailyMirror
I wonder if your journos actually go to games they report on. On this one Player ratings all over the place, 40k crowd..it was just over 36k. Key players missing that are mentioned…Allioski left in the summer FFS!!!!
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Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday- Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday- Ian
Sunday- Greg
The Gregorian calendar
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My mate just bought a pub, and was going to rename it 'Prince Charming' or 'Goody Two Shoes'.
I tried to talk him out of it, but he's Adamant .
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Just kept a scammer on the phone for 20 minutes giving him duff information. When I eventually told him he was a scammer he swore and hung up…..it’s the small victories that keep you going😙🤣
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My son
@NiallMcNamee
walked away from this without a scratch last night. Someone watching over him. Watch those icy roads folks
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Bumped in to my old French teacher from years back who asked what I was up to these days.
I told her I live in a house, went to the shop with
Jean Paul to buy bread and I like going to the cinema.
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For his bravery in the face of the cake ambush the Prime Minister has been awarded the Victoria Sponge
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Just been asked by a group of teenagers outside the Co op if I would get them 20 Richmonds, reluctantly I agreed and got a packet, I handed them over and you should have heard the aggressive abuse!!!
So I told them, next time get your own sausages!
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I saw this guy with a wheelbarrow full of rabbit's feet and four leaf clovers.
I thought...he's pushing his luck.
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Bumped into my mate yesterday...he said have you met my daughter Beth. I said what’s Beth short for.....he said ....because she’s only 3!!!!
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It’s been a long day and have arrived here via Norwich but if people ask you for a selfie then I can’t refuse when they ask even if I am tired.
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It’s no problem Marcelo.....anytime
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My mate almost gave up on Dating until he joined the Lonely Pyromaniacs Website.
He found a Match instantly.
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I've got milk in the fridge that's seen two Prime Ministers, two Monarchs and two Chelsea managers
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Was in Greggs earlier and a lad heard my accent and said his mum was from Northern Ireland. When I asked where he said Londonderry. I told him I never heard of it
Made my day
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In the ’80s my nickname was ‘Drugs’, because when I asked girls out, they’d just say ‘No’.
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@anyoldsport
The ownership deserve all they get? What a daft comment. Do you remember pre Raz?
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KP is 27. He’s been offered a chance to play for PL champs and to play in CL for mega bucks with one of best coaches in the world and a Bielsa disciple. Of course he is going to take that opportunity and good luck
@Kalvinphillips
. Everyone should stop with the theories.
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My mate went to the sperm clinic earlier. He was asked if he would like to masturbate in the cup?
He said I’m good but I’m not ready to compete in a tournament yet!!!!
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Got to respect Christian Eriksen for going to a struggling side rather than staying at Brentford.
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People are so judgemental these days
I can tell by just looking at them...
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I really dislike olives. Ami right that they are horrible?
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Don't get me started on stealing clothes off washing lines.
Been there, done it, got the t-shirt
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
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My mate said to his wife " why don't you tell me when you have an orgasim"and she said she didn't like to ring him at work
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My sister found this in the attic. Martin Murray’s shirt from 88 Cup final
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My decision again not to put my cooker clock back one hour in October has proved to be a good one at last
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f(x)=2x3 walks into a bar.
The barman says,
‘Sorry, we don't cater for functions'
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I’m glad that’s over.
An awful season with a team lacking quality, useless managers and incompetent owners.
Leeds deserved to go down. We knew it weeks ago
As the song says “we’ve had our ups and downs”. A break from football and ready for a new season in August.
@LS11LUFC
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My friend put her hair in a bun this morning which is why she no longer works at Greggs.
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Some people who have eaten the burgers with horse meat have been rushed into hospital but they are in a stable condition. I checked the burgers in my fridge and they're off ........
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Thanks for all the lovely messages …… have had a fantastic couple of days in York. Elland Rd tomorrow
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@markpougatch
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Shocking decision. Always a fantastic presenter. I switch off
@bbc5live
more and more. Weekday afternoons, late night and Saturday and Sunday mornings after 9 am are a car crash
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Once again the Boat Race Final is Oxford v Cambridge. Isn't there anyone else that can break this sequence of Finals!!!!
#boatrace2017
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