@MalachiJaiEmet @PaulTempleman6 @Geoff___Smith Pain control is quite good, slow release morphine over 24 hours with liquid morphine for fast relief as required. Scans and endoscopy not conclusive - need to repeat tomorrow. ☹️🙁

@Geoff___Smith @PaulTempleman6 @MalachiJaiEmet Just noticed the optics. 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Geoff___Smith @PaulTempleman6 @MalachiJaiEmet Doing my best Geoff, thanks for your concern.

@mariana057

@engineers_feed I think you’re probably cornet.

@SydesJokes Thank you Colin, always appreciated. 👍

@glasgowgirl2505 She would probably say “think of it as a holiday, make the most of it”. Very unsympathetic my old granny 🥰🥰

@Geoff___Smith @MalachiJaiEmet Thanks Geoff, fingers crossed. 🤞

@MalachiJaiEmet Thanks Malachi - CT and MRI scans more than a bit worrying - not looking too good, more than just ‘side effects’ but hopefuly treatable. Waiting for a bed for the night, diagnosis / prognosis tomorrow. Wish me luck. 🤞🤞🤞

@GeriEllenMay Thanks 👍

@Liz_Lash Thanks, I hope so too - haven’t slept for three days. Situation desperate.

@PaulTempleman6 Tory pockets ?

I bought my elderly wife a Smartwatch, mainly for emergency use e.g. if she has a fall whilst on her own. She has become quite adept in it’s use, but has a habit of saying ‘Hey Rishi’. I remind her it’s ’Siri’ but I think she likes the idea of having the PM at her beck and call.

@ConnieFr Never miss it - never seen it but never missed it !

@engineers_feed Blunt chisel

@PaulTempleman6 If, admittedly rare these days, they include a pre-paid return envelope, I stuff it full of other junk mail and send it to them.

@PaulTempleman6 @Geoff___Smith Needed a lot of imagination 💭

@Geoff___Smith @PaulTempleman6 I was doing that for years before I realised you had to turn the calculator upside down to get the full effect. 🤔