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@geodicey
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customer at my job got caught stealing and i ended up getting in trouble cause you can see me in the background of the security footage on my phone
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ignored the check engine light on my car for weeks and it went away on its own i won
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got written up at work for not being productive enough then 10 mins later the same manager walked in on me using my phone in the bathroom
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homeless lady was going up to cars at the red light asking for money and she skipped past mine cause it’s crashed
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It’s officially handsome face season that body can’t save some of yall now.
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threw this twink on the bed trying to be freaky and his boney ass popped my air mattress 😩😭 🦴.
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got in trouble at work for being on my phone too much and when i denied it they pulled up a compilation of surveillance footage
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people are always talking … but. what happens when the talk …. isn’t cheap
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tight hole be kinda uncomfortable 😵💫 i like mine ran thru a lil bit 🥳🤪🏃♂️.
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smoking with a white girl rn she sayin thank u every time I pass the blunt 😩.
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i get a lil liquor in me and all the clean eating shit goes right out the window
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ⓘ This user has a fat uncut veiny girthy throbbing brown latino cock. L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟.
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they saying apple bees brought back the $1 margaritas i was just about to quit drinking too
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I Can’t FW a bottom that SMOKE cigarettes cause if u get a hole n ya neck I’m fuckn it.
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bottoms be like “8 inches isn’t enough 😕” okay mr deep dish bussy 😩🙄✋.
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I want my dick sucked so good dat my stomach cave in like a caprisun 😭.
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keep getting sent home from work early and i got a $800 car bill i gotta pay off
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when you fuck someone and then give them advice for their relationship right after 😫🤷♂️.
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u ever get bored and check your block list and see who's eligible for parole.
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gonna make 7 bottoms cry this summer yall gonna pay for what my ex did to me 😈🤣😩.
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when u at someones house and they offer u water, and then u hear the sink turn on
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