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🇵🇷🇮🇹 • NYC | ATX | L.A.
coast to coast
Joined January 2012
Idc how attractive you are, we are not doin' ANYTHING together if your breath STINKS
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Flakey people will flake on you and then get mad when you call them a flake 😭 make it make sense
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Nothing on Earth gives me more anxiety than tryin' to figure out what handshake I need to do whenever I meet a straight guy that I've never met before
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Just because you wanna hear your music, that doesn't mean everyone around you wants to hear it too 😇
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Don’t do something nice for me if you’re gonna just throw it in my face and use it against me later
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Nothing annoys me more than people who collect a bunch of weights at the gym (that they're not actively using), but don’t let other people use them
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Need me a man who knows how to dance bachata, merengue, and cumbia 😮💨 (salsa skills highly appreciated as well)
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I love being an extrovert, I could literally make friends with a tree
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I’ve been on dating apps for so long that I can predict who will match with me and who won’t 💀
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Y'all really have no idea how much I HATE cold weather and the snow 😭
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