If billionaires can't keep their wives happy what chance do the 99% have?

@HeavyMetalRMN @VHSDVDBLURAY4K

@stacycay But the Jill Stein voters did nothing wrong!!!!

This is a perfect movie.

RT @Karaszewski: USC is having a 30th anniversary screening of “Ed Wood” Tuesday Feb 11th in the Norris Cinema on Campus. Scott & I will be…

@fabyollaverass I hate that I understood this.

@TedNugent Ted this song was about a different pedophile, please don't be so sensitive.

@GianmarcoSoresi I don't like that the VP has so little to do that he's workshopping material for his open mic set.

@Criminalsimpson I think of this scene at any sporting event. The Simpsons broke my brain.

Sorry Kid Rock wasn't available, he also wasn't even considered.

RT @AJDelgado13: Understand that @JDVance is a man who, as a full-grown adult in his 30's, said Trump was Hitler and there was something wr…

@BigBoyBerthaa @filmfae

@pattbb8 No Marvel, no cinema.

Swimming is the closest approximation to flying unaided by conveyance for humans, but when I dream about flying it doesn't feel like swimming, it feels very different. What does my subconscious know about flying that I don't?

@JDVance So you agree the guy fired was a racist troll, that person deserves a job? That makes no sense.

@MJMcKean

@americanamemes

@spaceghost Please rate my current pic.

@enbykeIIy "The Gang Solves the Egg Crisis"

@norabird