Am I missing out on this interstellar thing what’s the whole deal

@riaagrawall this is what you’ve been doing instead of answering my calls haven’t you

@riaagrawall well you refused to be my valentine so…

@lisashakenbake not your cuffed ass pls sir

@shawlgoodman bhidna padega

RT @mrinininininini: new Bechdel test: two women must talk to each other, and their conversation must concern something other than their mo…

@whotfisjovana @naanbiriyani

RT @CigsMake:

RT @inkandwander: Beer biceps this beer biceps that, why don’t you send me a beer and show me your biceps

@insulindiancunt cause they gain sight

Today marks the longest relationship I’ve ever had- no mess crockery hostel rooms we’ve had our ups and downs but no one can break that email chain

@lisashakenbake fc an opp

@insulindiancunt I tried my bra straps were hurting

discussion of emotional release- ai s’ description of a certain sexual activity

told @ummmmidk2217 that someone was mallu and she’s like from Karnataka?

truly need to relax my face when being mean in my head, just rolled my eyes in the face of someone annoying me when they were in fact being totally normal

hungry, tired, haven’t slept, have a quiz that I need to prep for, 8:30 am classes no one can convince me of your innocence

@_Shivkivani My patience