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Dysentery Gary

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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 months
Leftism is directly responsible for the rise of Trump. Trump is the opposite of his opponent and that's the point. Everything the left does makes him stronger. I've been watching this phenomenon for years now. Leftists aren't aware of it either, they're stupid.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
3 months
@darwintojesus I'm an atheist and the moral argument leans heavily on my mind.
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Dysentery Gary
2 months
@dannyguices Why? Shouldn't she take accountability?.
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Dysentery Gary
2 months
@5Solas2 Evolution happened. Cry about it.
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Dysentery Gary
3 months
@thehonestlypod @benshapiro I like both of them. Thought I’d spread some positivity.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
Dear world, I'm sorry it's 2016 and I have a Justin beiber haircut. It's the only style that works for me.Sincerely,every fiber of my being.
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Dysentery Gary
2 months
@lporiginalg NMS is a solid game, gotta start playing it again.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
I got this pizza and its HAUNTED. I'm freaking out. 1 RT = 1 pray
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Dysentery Gary
7 years
A squirrel ran under my legs this morning and I had to dodge it smh shit threw me for a loop.
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Dysentery Gary
3 months
@darwintojesus We can still make our own meaning.
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Dysentery Gary
3 months
@darwintojesus And the leftism is insane and cancerous.
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
7 years
this is he funniest shit I have ever seen
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
3 months
@darwintojesus I'd love to. It's like I can't *not* think it's objective. This doesn't rule out atheism for me though. we can go into more another time.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
might fuck around and get good grades.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
People who say they don’t like the Beatles are just trying to be edgy and different smfh. They were legends.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
6 years
Rest In Peace to the best kitteh of all time
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
Played a song with BTE tonight for the first time in awhile💯, i realized how much I missed it.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
5 months
@autocorrect2_0 If that's the way it is then he can't blame people for being atheist.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
getting head while at my desk this shit my oval office.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
2 months
@erichovind We created the calendar based off what the universe does, not the other way around. It's a coincidence. You can't be this stupid. .
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
Do vegetarians beat their meat?.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
Life goals🤔💦😫
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
6 years
I don’t give a fuck.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
7 years
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
6 years
Imagine the president calling you up and telling you Santa isn’t real.
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The Daily Beast
6 years
Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
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Dysentery Gary
7 years
connected😴 @MattDomke
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
ASAP rocky is so damn good.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
10 years
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Dysentery Gary
4 months
@darwintojesus It's not a fact that God exists.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
@AldeaSam will tweet something we understand #beforedlscloses.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
@MattDomke happy birthday dawg, I can't believe you're 20😳
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Dysentery Gary
2 months
@NiohBerg They still live in the fourteenth century.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
Colonel cum swallow and sergeant sodomy
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
Jay Z is so lucky to be Tony Royster Jrs rapper
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
6 years
This is your lungs after vaping. Fucking disgusting
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
to my timeline rn:
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Dysentery Gary
3 months
@darwintojesus You deny science because of your faith, you're the reason people like @RichardDawkins do what they do.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
You know what, I’m about to say it. the Wall is better than Dark Side of the Moon
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
Not perfect but @travisbarker
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
I can't believe I'm done with high school.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
My family started talking politics and someone got in their car and left lmao.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
It's a long way down when you fall and you're missing cloud nine.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
Phil just added S.E.X by nickelback to my grad party playlist and I'm not going to delete it.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
"Dude I named my penis and balls Alvin and the chipmunks" -@PhilBalbona.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
"I want to have a 3 way with some chick and my doppelgänger" -@MattDomke.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
"The juul is just another product-
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
Who on here on here.
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Dysentery Gary
5 years
why tf is it 2020.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
10 years
I'll just leave this here http://t.co/isyImdCeA2.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
I feel like blinks new music is making everyone appreciate neighborhoods way more than we thought we would.
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Dysentery Gary
2 months
@AntiWokeMemes The kitty obviously😭.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
I remember when I was younger I didn’t like rap music. #embarrassing.
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Dysentery Gary
7 years
me while hearing from someone when they need me stf
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
Pokemon go is the best shit to ever happen.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
Happy birthday bro @jdekeyzer4
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
IVE BEEN TERRIFIED OF LIFE FOR WAY TOO LONG.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
If it came out as an objective fact that the earth is flat, then flat earthers would start believing it’s round.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
whomst awake.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
I've been terrified of life for way too long.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
what technology does the star wars universe have now.
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
When you get 1st place in the special Olympics http://t.co/PsHmTcqCpy.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
Nobody knows what I'm capable of.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
the cunt hair is the second smallest unit of measurement.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
I like the end pieces of bread. Who's got something to say.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
thanks spotify
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
Happy birthday brother @Jeremygarsteck
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
10 years
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
8 years
Really need things to turn around for me.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
9 years
Who wants to chill.
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
When someone uses "XD" http://t.co/tISRpx7YFa.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
I don’t understand life.
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
I should find a way to not waste my youth. Or find someone to waste it with.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
Alex Jones looks like the adult version of Eric Cartman.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
How did I go from being on top of the world to at the bottom.
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Dysentery Gary
5 years
8=D The equation Stephen Hawking just can’t grasp.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
happy birthday man @btebrendan.
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
@vlograss's ACT score will be higher than his age #beforedlscloses.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
I still don't know what to say at subway.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
I really miss jamming with the guys.
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@garstecj
Dysentery Gary
10 years
When a douche uses "💯💯" in a serious way http://t.co/VhyDkY4lPq.
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Dysentery Gary
2 years
46 and 2 drum cover via @YouTube.
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
When someone asks how you're doing and you say good but you actually mean http://t.co/I0AsUpSvg6.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
Happy birthday bro, we had a good ass night @kylemack1016
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Dysentery Gary
5 years
Y’all know the Y2k thing. on New Years 2000 my step dad threw a party, then cut the power at midnight and everyone lost their shit.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
@MattDomke you didn't. You're just a freak.
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Dysentery Gary
10 years
that's enough internet for today
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Dysentery Gary
9 years
Happy birthday @jdekeyzer4
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Dysentery Gary
7 years
I go to bed at 4 and go to my 8 am asleep.
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Dysentery Gary
5 years
people who are competitive at trivial things for no reason. ok.
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Dysentery Gary
8 years
to tweet my drafts would take some audacity I don't have.
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Dysentery Gary
3 months
@Theybannedme4 @theeevirgoatt @CrocodileCam It was funnier before I got it.
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Dysentery Gary
6 years
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