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Bee keeping is a form of madness. EMT. PHECC Registered Practitioner Irish Red Cross. Im also from Templenoe.

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3 years
In Ireland when a beekeeper dies a fellow beekeeper has to go into the apiary and tell the bees that the beekeeper has died...and talk to them about that. Isent that a wonderful tradition?
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My wife has super rare blood. She has been ill for some time but today she took the call. They took her blood and told her that it was being taken to a paediatric ward to give to a very ill child. My wife is a super hero
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
Today was my last Day at a vaccination centre. I vaccinated 1000s and prepared the drug for 10s of 1000s. It was the most successful vacination campaign the world has seen and Ireland were the WORLD LEADERS. I am very proud of the small part I played in it
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@garrett_mahony
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4 years
Dr Tony Holohan confirming that the UK strain (7 cases in Ireland) of Sar Cov2 in no way contributing to increased daily figures. This is entirely the fault of Gov for re opening too early.
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"Fuck school Dad Im learning nothing, Im doing the junior cert but I want to be an apprentice and learn to be a plumber, can I do that when Im 16?" My son is dyslexic and hes a square peg in the round hole of our education system
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
Right...let me get this straight. A Pfizer executive has been posing as a regular joe soap Graphman on this yoke and a few Hacks and a lot of Gov pols knew this? Im a vaccinator and this is a real bad look tbh.
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32 units she has donated. Her reward is tae and biscuits. 3 weeks after the event she texts me that they used her blood and the person is doing great. In real time they are telling her that her volunteerism is making a difference. My wife is a super hero
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
Hi Joe #liveline Sabina Coyne Higgins wrote a letter about peace. Enemy of the State 🙄 Can we talk about the 2 chief justices who are doing nixers for a head chopping Sultan? Pls and Ty
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@garrett_mahony
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5 months
@CaliforniaFirst @BBCNews Losing in the International Court of Justice though. Israeli Zionists are genocidal
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@garrett_mahony
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9 months
My son has Dyslexia and Dyscalculia. He was diagnosed at a young age and then attended St Olivers in Killarney. Today passed English and Maths and all his other subjects in the Junior Cert and got 4 Merits. We're very proud of him
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@garrett_mahony
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We had to bring her to the vet. We knew it would be the last time too. He sedated her and then he did it and we rubbed her and told her we loved her. And we all cried. We buried her in the garden where she liked to lay. RIP Jess. The best girl
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
I just did something that my father would have considered crazy. I resigned a pensionable state job. dont @ me, I have a plan 😳
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3 years
When this Pandemic ends, And it will end, I will be looking back and remembering the people who made this shitty experience even shittier. And Ciara Kelly is one of those
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“I thought it was a slap in the face to frontline workers” Ciara reacts to the weekend's lockdown protest. @NTBreakfast
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
I drove to work today over Molls Gap and through Killarney national park. The devestation caused by the inferno has to be seen first hand as the pictures are not really showing the full story. The whole place is black. and surviving trees wilted brown. 3000 hectares like this
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
I cant listen to radio at the moment. Its fucking wall to wall Covid. Is there nothing else to talk about? can an hour only per day be allocated to it?
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@garrett_mahony
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4 years
A lot here on Twitter blaming Norma Foley for the leaving cert debacle. For clarity Norma has been a passenger all her life and wouldnt have an iota of whats going on. The notion that she had is hilarious. She a TD because her Da was a TD.
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@garrett_mahony
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A friends child has just died in a carcrash.Everyone else involved in the accident has been hospitalised. I know everyone involved in the accident and they are all neighbours and friends and we are trying to process this tragedy
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
When Claire Daly was arrested on false charges for Drink Driving we knew at the checkpoint. Thats how fast that happened. Leo Varadkar is being investigated by the Garda that only appear at the Special Criminal court. Whats happening @IrishTimes @rtenews
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
Yes was my answer btw. Sooner hes out of that toxic envirnoment the better.
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
@MrHopkinTeach @Dellboy29670181 Yes he has magic Santibodies
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
Unpopular Bee facts: 1. There is no such thing as "organic honey" as we havent a clue where bees forage 2. There is no such thing as the "Native Irish Honey Bee" as Honey Bees are not native to Ireland. They are a farm stock and have been imported into Ireland for Centuries
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Pat Spillane being Pat Spillane presents @JoeBrolly1993 with a beautiful pic Templenoe GAA pitch and tells him that 23 All Ireland medals holders played on it. more all irelands than Derry. Joe concedes but tells him they were fighting the British Empire at the same time
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
Sabina Coyne Higgings statement clarifies, for the simple minded, her statement. The Lessor Senators should apologise and resign forthwith. Especially the Twix guy
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2% of ppl donate. Many cannot because of medical issues but there's a big cohort out there that could. Lets raise the 2% to 3%? also you get cool gifts and tea and taytos. TAYTOS!!
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@oconnellhugh Last time she did one in Ireland one of your collegues asked her if she goes to Mass. Maybe she is only interested in doing interviews with honest actors?
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
Joe #liveline says you can leave the RC church. Caller says you can’t. Caller is correct
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
Sinn Fein is the largest party in Dail Eireann
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
One of Kerrys 2 mas vaccination centres will be closed this week due to lack of vaccines. The other other centre has yet to open. Now so. Ramped up my bollix
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Sinn Fein at 28% in #DublinBaySouth byelection is going to send shock waves through the Irish political and media circles. The leafy suburbs have turned from FFG. FF will be extinct soon enough
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3 years
Detectives from the National Bureau of Criminal Investigation who normally investigate the Kinahan Cartel or dissident republicans are investigating An Tanaiste, and soon to be Taoiseach, Leo Varadkar. Thats how serious this #LeoTheLeak issue is #todaycb
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@irishelt My eldest emigrated as her chances of buying a site and building a house are slim to none. Our children cant live where they are from but these boyos are being housed in the same rural areas? its shameful alright, Shameful that our gov is inviting in 1000s weekly.
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"eight hundred years of common travel with the mainland" Regina Doherty FG get very upset when correctly labelled as west Brits
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@amirkingkhan You are a known associate of Daniel Kinahan? Hi @GardaTraffic this person needs to be detained the next time he arrives at Dublin airport
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4 years
The mart is full of Hardy bucks and contrary cattle dealer old fella types. Cynical and hardened. Erica came out within that environment and was accepted. Thats the Ireland I love. The haters seem to get the spotlight and they are in the minuscule minority #liveline
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4 years
@DavidLammy It did come down in a democratic way. They all agreed, razed it and the fucked it in the sea. Democracy
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
@FineGael A tax of people that cant afford pubs or restaurants. That end as sucessfully as the childrens shoe tax. Have ye thought about taxing the light into houses? Silly me of course ye have
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@CrissiAndCo @PantiBliss Zionists hate everyone. They believe they are superior
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2 years
@Donal_OKeeffe @drivetimerte One of my followers calls him "Oliver Craughwell" and I felt I must share this 😂
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2 years
Just listening to Stephen Donnelly on News at one and all I can say is that this National Maternity Hospital deal stinks to high hell.
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@lburbs @emilygian @EylonALevy You're not Irish. Stop lying
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
@BarryDonal @Kerry_Official Theyll have to leave at half time to make the check in Q
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
One of my best friends died this night. I dont have many friends
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@garrett_mahony
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4 years
Just deleted the Covid 19 app due to not trusting it. Listening to #liveline confirms my decision
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@garrett_mahony
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4 years
@vincentbrowne UK not including nursing or care home deaths in the figures. They account for 56% of Ireland figs eg. UK death figs must be at least double. Awful tragedy exaserbated by Cheltenham
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@BelTel Shamed Pair? Pair? Everyone in the room was singing it!!
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@AaronBastani @Andrew_Adonis Or have MI5 kill a Doctor
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
@gavreilly I worked at a testing centre and Ive never heard of anything like this. Positive test means go home and isolate.
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Im an EMT. I work in the HSE. Im a member of a Union. Im probably going to vote SF in the next GE because Im disgusted by the policies & actions of FF FG GREENS & LABOUR. The Irish Times & RTE are telling me that the likes of me killed Jerry McCabe I find this narrative toxic.
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@garrett_mahony
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3 years
The average sized GAA pitch is about 1.5 hectares. So the fire destroyed an area the size of 2000 GAA pitches. The persons that did this need long custodial sentences and EVERYONE in Kerry is demanding this happen
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@CaliforniaFirst @BBCNews Clearly you havent read the finding. Because it did. But in fairness to you you are getting your news from Israeli or US sources so I completely expect you to not have the full facts or some genocidal distortion of reality
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This guy is about to do something outrageous and sinister. The writing is on the wall for some time.
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Death was my only wish for 10 years. Depression had me in an unbreakable choke hold. Giving thanks today that I now feel an insatiable thirst for life. Sending you all🫶🏻
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I vaccinate a 54yr old his week. 1st dose. I was curious & asked him why he waited till now? He told me he was afraid & wanted to see how it effected the rest of us & he also didnt want Astra Zen, he wanted " the visor vaccine". He was vaccine hesitant & now wanted it. Good Lad!!
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@gavreilly Feck sake G. I had a dental appointment in Eswatini next Monday
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@JRMinich @Militarylandnet A good run is allways better than a bad stand
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3 years
Prior to that I was a community Swabber for 9 months. I dont want claps. I dont want a bonus. Ill take the bank holiday and for everyone because we deserve it. What I do want is that Nurses, Paramedics and EMTs be properly paid and not FUCKED about
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4 years
A political decision was made today that is going to cost hundreds of lives and collapse the health system.
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@JoeBrolly1993 I would have voted for a united Ireland but because of the rugby fans this has become impossible. Read my article in today's Indo
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@garrett_mahony
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2 years
People critisising Tom Cruise for using his jet to get from Limerick to Kerry have obviously never driven through Adare at this time of year
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3 years
@SenatorMarkDaly @opwireland The last time the town flooded it was caused by all the cut trees and cut sally upstream. it caused a dam at the finihy bridge. I was there. I saw it. Clearing the banks of those 2 rivers would be an utter disgrace will be heavily resisted given the replies you received today
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@PantiBliss She was Catholic.
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Hi @LeoVaradkar Hi @MichealMartinTD I accept the HSE guidelines and public health advice. Phil Hogan does not and he just told the whole country and the HSE to fuck off. He the European Trade commissioner. Great job picking him. Well done
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@Andrew_Adonis Murder a Dr and fabricate a report?
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@FCTwenteBenson I just checked out its timeline. He hates everything
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@garrett_mahony
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Our little club @Templenoeabu just played Dingle in the Kerry SFC Round 1. & we won!! & its our first time in the SFC ever. WOW
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My daughter went to Scotland aged 19. By age 23 she had saved a deposit for a house and got a Mortgage on her £28k salary. No Gazupming in Scotland so her offer was accepted and she owns her own house. No way that could happen here
@brianmlucey
brian lucey https://mastodon.social/@brianlucey
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LoL The grass on the other side of the hill is always greener. Let them go and see what it's like
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Michael D Higgins has a wonderful ability to be correct all the time and at the same time boil the piss of a certain Irish demographic. And its a magnificent sight to see them venting that hot pish on here
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3 years
Spectacular lenticular cloud over Mucksna mountain, Kenmare, Co Kerry
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Irish construction sector rife with bogus self employment so no wonder Tom Parlon is desperate to keep the site open. When the workers find out theyre only getting €203 and NOT 75% of "Salary" #TodaySOR @williamhboney1
@PeoplesMomentum
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"More than a million workers in the construction industry are bogusly classified as self-employed. If the government wants them to stay home, it has to extend wage protections to cover them."
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@DrtmargTony @Philip_Ryan He is correct though. Fine Gael are terrified of a General election.
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@BillyKelleherEU @sinnfeinireland Ben Dunne spent most of his time bribing Fianna Fail and Charles J Haughey. He gave Haughey 1 Million pounds.
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@docmagu1 Most of the unvaccinated never wake up from ICU. BTW ICU is not a statistic. Should you be ever in the unfortunate position of having to be intubated and recovering you will face lifelong issues. If you get over PTSD you may be fine
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John Waters would still be a member of the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland if he hadnt sued RTE for Rory O,Neill correctly calling him a homophobe on air. RTE settled the case and John resigned from the BAI.
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@GlassHalfArsed deadly. theres a huge rock
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@PaulTreyvaud There are no properties to rent in the Kenmare area long term. Our children emigrate because the chances of building a house in a SAC area is nearly impossible yet kenmare pop grew by 30% last year? All housed & paid for by the state in same splaces our children cant live?
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@CaliforniaFirst @BBCNews btw, and thanks, when you replied to me lots of people get to see this thread now so if theres lots of people telling you you are a Genocidal maniac and supporter of genocide thats because thats how twitter works. also everything that posted is for eternity
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@MaiaDunphy Sound as a pound. That was my immediate reaction when I saw him dealing with that gowl. Good man that man
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@sunraysunray @NTwomeynoel He was 2 yrs old when the colony of Northern Ireland was created. HES THE SAME AGE AS SAID COLONY, He loved Ireland and visited it 100s of times MSM tells me.....OF COURSE HE FECKING DID....HIS EMPIRE WAS ROBBING THE HOUSE
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@qualann She the most determined blood donor. they text her and she turns up. A proper super hero.
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I dont really like Humans. Theyll let you down time and time again. When you build a bond with a non human animal there is no pretense. It has to be real. If its false it simply wont work. NN Jess.
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Paul Reid not giving me any confidence on #todaySor basically admitting that tests have only just been ordered and then talks about other variables. Its lie after lie followed by spin.
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4 years
@FCTwenteBenson I found it:
@JoeEDwyer
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Ruth Dudley Edwards on #Newsnight is a great excuse to revisit that time that Eamonn Mallie spoke for the many of us who have had to endure listening to her ... #SatelliteCommentator
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@MarcMacsharryTD Hi Marc. Try to be constructive and TRUTHFUL. I received the Pfizer vaccine at 8.30 saturday morning. A team was in place in KUH and vaccinated all day. You should remove the tweet Gemma
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@IrPsych Deported for belligerence. Fairplay to Aussie Border control
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@Truthseeker1985 Rubbish. If you have a medical issue you shouldnt be out and about during a pandemic.
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@gerlawlor2508 2% of ppl donate blood. it could be more. Lets make it more
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3 years
FG: The sectarian party
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@luke_oriordan That MBA is about to pay off pretty soon I reckon
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@holdmyale Watching it again and again. She ducked and came round the outside and wham...theres seasoned boxers cant do that that well
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Spent the last year doing a Post Grad. Got my results today. Dun it. Delighted and Im having beers. Good nite to ye
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@John_McGahon @SocDems @labour Fine Gael sold the last state shareholding to Aer Lingus to a private company 5 yrs ago. As a private company they cannot recieve state aid. This is what private companies do then.
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You can see where the fire service stopped it from crossing the road in a number of places. Had it crossed the road it would have burned Torc to a crisp
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@deshocks Its worse. Those 3000 hectares are devoid of any life now. Furze is oily and waxy and burnes at ferocious temps. All insect and arthropod life is dead. Mountain goat kids and deer fawns. All dead. all birds and eggs dead. Birds cant fly at night. ITS ALL DEAD. 3000 HECTARES
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Hey #Liveline Those secondary school students are going to find normal life really difficult if they are getting this upset Also for balance could we have a few feckless students on that "couldnt give a shite"
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Guy on #Liveline reckons Padre Pio saved his life. 56 days in intensive care. Heart stoped and started again. Im pretty sure his Sinotrial node started his heart again, that and excellent IC treatment
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@davidmcw Cant read the headline so Im going to assume everything looks rosy
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@MarcPColeman Marc. You are using this womans photo for some political/Economic point and its appalling. This poor woman was an addict and was offered every possible solution. She refused it all. As was her right. SHE WOULD NOT CONSENT. Medical help requires consent
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@castlvillageman @SkyNews Why dont the Cayman islands bail him out? Thats where hes tax registered.
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@RepKevinBoyle He wouldnt take the "free state" pension. I knew lots like him
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@AdamMoynihan Youre selling yourself short Adam. Killarney advertiser is Kerry Mainstream media 😉
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