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Celtic for life. West Belfast . Love a bit of crack and not the stuff you smoke. My son Oisin and daughter Caragh and of course my missus are my life.🍀🇵🇸

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If I was stuck on a desert island with Danny Murphy and a tin of corn beef I would eat Danny Murphy and talk to the tin of corn beef.
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Neil Lennon running to the corner flag to celebrate a 96th minute winner. Wee Mick Conlan walking out to the Celtic symphony. Alan partridge singing the Rebs. Huns everywhere in total meltdown. What a time to be a Fenian.
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It’s my birthday today and for eight years I’ve been saying to my missus about how much I would love to go to Las Vegas or New York. So I woke up this morning and guess what she booked for me?? FUCK ALL
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If Celtic hada got Eddie Howe instead of Ange Celtic wouldn’t have signed kyogo I just thank God for that every day.
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Fraser Forster reminded me of a cunt I use to work with yesterday just standing about doing fuck all.
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Rangers fans are running about Seville trying to find a shipyard to hide in.
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Peter Lawwell still has his communion money
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My younger brother who suffered a horrific homophobic attack a while back in Newcastle graduated not so long he also got his own place with his new partner and has just landed a top job in the NHS in Newcastle. I’m one very proud big brother.
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The whole of England hate Celtic The rest of the world loves Celtic My club 🍀🍀
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That’s actually the Hibs parade for winning the Scottish cup after they pumped you in the final.
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As most of you know my pride and joy that is my son Oisin has Autism and he tends to flop a lot when he gets excited and yesterday when he was on the bus he tried to say hello to other kids and they just started laughing and making fun of him it absolutely broke my heart.
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Charlie Nicholas = wanker Andy walker = wanker Kris commons = wanker Kris Boyd = wanker Neil Mccann = wanker Chris Sutton = Good guy
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My son who has Autism and struggles to talk sometimes has went from saying Celtic and when I ask him who’s the best football team he replies Celtic it might sound stupid and daft to most people but to me it means the world.
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That’s my wee son Oisin away to bed because he’s up at 430 in the morning because he’ll be making his way to Glasgow for his first ever Celtic game at paradise the both of us are absolutely buzzing 🍀🍀
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Andy Halliday said beating Celtic was the best day of his life. One of my best days was when the whole of Celtic Park sang his name because of how shite he is.
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If Scott Bain pished and shit the bed he’d still wake up with a clean sheet.
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Not one English team wore a poppy during their champions league games this week and why ? Because it’s a political symbol and it shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near football or any other sport.
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This is a list of teams the Huns can draw in the last 32 of the Europa league. No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt No cunt
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So Celtic play that little shite team Airdrie next week in the Scottish cup if you think I’m gonna spend 3 hours on a boat and 2 hours on a bus and spend a fortune just to get there you’d be absolutely right. See ya’s all next week 🍀🍀🍺🍺
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Rangers fans: Celtic only won the European cup because they had five Protestants playing for them. jock stein: well rangers had eleven Protestants playing for them and they never won it.
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Joe hart singing about are captain on his holidays. Jota wearing a Celtic top on his holidays. Big Carter vickers signed up. I fucking love my club 🍀🍀
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It’s a pity Ryan Christie isn’t playing tonight because one of his shots on goal could easily hit kris Boyd on the head from where he’s standing.
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See the Celtic fans wishing Rodgers all the best and thanking him for the memories you can all fuck off aswel.
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Kris boyds favourite musical instrument in school was the dinner bell.
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If Celtic can get the winter break extended for an extra 2 years that might give us a bit of time to get big jullien back.
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Celtic had the 2nd highest attendance in Europe Today just behind el clasico tell ya what that is bloody fucking marvellous 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
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I love the fact that the majority of England hate Celtic and the rest of the world fucking love us.
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Jimmy bell wasn’t loved and adored by the Huns because of his kit man skills He was loved and adored by the Huns because of his hate for catholic’s.
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See the cunts that broke my brothers jaw and danced all over his head just because he’s gay I hope you die a very slow and painful death.
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What’s better than a 92nd minute at rugby park? A 96th minute winner at Dens Park.
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Celtic still the only Scottish club to ever play champions league football
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Not gonna beat about the bush here but I absolutely hate every single Hun with a passion.
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Money raised for Palestine Celtic board = fuck all Rod Steward = fuck all All the crying c @nts who don’t want the green brigade back= fuck all The Green brigade = £20.000
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My son is four and Celtic have won every domestic trophy since the day he was born 🍀🍀
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Come 2 o’clock on Sunday I want. Celtic fans everywhere celebrating. A lap of honour from the players celebrating another league championship. Hugging every cunt around me at Celtic Park. Huns everywhere crying they’re eyes out.
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