This will be my last ever tweet. If I ever found myself within spitting distance of @elonmusk, I’d consider it my moral obligation to kill the cunt.

RT @CrossingScreen: #QandA with #filmmaker Regina Hofmanova of #Guest and Thomas Walters, #filmeditor of #DeathAndASalesman happening now a…

@samthesparrow @RishiSunak @Conservatives “Will no one (at ITV 😉) rid me of this troublesome football pundit.”

@elonmusk Bye then.

RT @elonmusk: Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

I’d argue it’s not quite democratic if you’ve been blocking and suspending accounts critical of Musk. But he’s losing this, so I’ll allow it.

James Dyson walks around like he’s the Steve Jobs of vacuum cleaners when really he’s the Alan Sugar of Rocket Science.

Is it just me, or are billionaires getting dumber?

@Nigel_Farage Thanks for the warning.

@elonmusk Have you considered not being a massive cunt?

Off to Mastadon I go. Tootle Pip!

@elonmusk - I make good offer. I rebuild Twitter. JQuerty, Node, Phone Gap for big savings. For just $1bn Dollars. Two week turnaround. I accept Paypal or Western Union. Pls respond fast. Limited time offer. PM me for my mastadon details.

So we’re paying Labour taxes for Tory policies now?

@elonmusk is the Donald Trump of billionaires.

@JimmySecUK So you’re saying it’s your fault?

I picked the wrong week to quit my job and become a full time tweeter.

People think #ElonMusk is smart, but he fired the guy that managed to sell Twitter for 44 Billion - with a B - dollars.

Remember a few weeks back when the health secretary banned NHS staff from using the Oxford comma because the Tories are so disconnected from reality they thought that was a priority?

@Billbrowder We didn’t, but so what if we did? What the fuck is Russia gonna do about it?

@RMcElhenney @PMullin7 If only Wade Boggs was alive to see this.