i'm ky! i live in the bygone gaol 'nd im normal abt thancred's ribs.✌️
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anyway if you're in a relatively safe position keep lookout for the safety of those who are not/visibly marginalized in the coming days because as much as everyone's teehee-ing about this the fear that people will take this as a calling to up hatecrimes is not an unfounded one
obsessed w ppl who are now into bg3 coming fom ffxiv like "omg all the mods are free...?" like yes. this is literally how its always been. this is the default for communities. literally the Spirit of Modding. ffxiv community is an insane person outlier
god dude there will never be another shadowbringers. not in a like "everything else sucks!" way but in a genuine "nothing will ever feel like shadowbringers way". i know everyone says it but i wish i could wipe my memory to experience shadowbringers again like. my god.
fun fact: the only difference between thancred's hair in ARR (hair 4, available to player characters) and thancred's hair in SHB (hair 211, npc exclusive) is Two Strands of Hair. you have now been lovingly burdened with this useless knowledge
shoutout to everyone who has cute "playing xiv with my partner!" time. just yelled at my wife because he would rather do Praetorium instead of fucking Euphrosyne
ardbert as a character is fucking hilarious. first of all he introduces himself as part of the Warriors of Darkness (my god dude) and THEN uses a fake name thats ONE LETTER OFF from his real name, tries to murder you like three times and then gets stuck in your bedroom
endwalker: shits bad but you have to keep living because you Have To. and maybe things will be worth it in the end. but you have to be there to find out
me:
sorry im rewatching old cutscenes for wol writing purposes, but i just felt like sharing: think its hilarious that urianger introduces himself with a Dramatic Quote and then minfillia GLARES at him & he has to go 'nice to meet you' like a semi-normal person
im SORRY for being like THAT "you dont get it" guy but i get Unreasonably mad when ppl dislike the UT section of endwalker bc "of course they would come back" and im just like (foaming, biting tongue) yyyou dont understand,. tthatsn,ot the point.. YOU DONT UDNERST
the xiv tank line from "as a tank its my sworn duty to protect you all and i swear i wont let a scratch come upon you" to "keep pissing me off and we're gonna start playing duck duck Shirk"
if youre not black but are mistaken to be so in excess so much so you erroneously get put on a black creatives list you should reevaluate how you present yourself, esp if this presentation includes speaking on black issues or having a black 'mascot' so to speak
i will never forgive this fanbase for what they did to emet-selch bc canon emet is literally so much better & funnier than anything fanon dark fuck prince emet has Ever been. replaying shb was SUCH a joy hes just some sad loser who happens to have the power of Kill Everyone
i genuinely forget ppl are very neutral/whatever on urianger because whenever i see him my immediate reaction is always /charmed. like i FORGET people don't like how he speaks i hear him and im like your autistic wizardly swag has entranced me mind and soul
stop putting modding tutorials on discord stop locking modding documentation behind discord stop locking documentations behind discord stop using discord servers as an archive i'm going to blow us all tae FUCK up
idm ppl saying xiv is hard for /them/ but seeing ppl say xiv is too hard as criticism (unrelated to its real issue of being a graphical nightmare on people w sensitivities) is so funny like. We're like 7 expacs in. Come on. Take my hand a flare & tight timing isn't scary.
THANCRED GIVING RYNE DAGGERS NAMED FATEBREAKERS TO QUITE LITERALLY BREAK THE CHAINS OF HER FATE AND THEN RYNES FEAR MANIFEST OF A SIN EATER THANCRED/RANJIT/VAULTHRY THANG MAINLY LOOKING LIKE THANCRED AND WANTING TO LOCK HER AWAY BEING NAMED THE FATEBREAKER CAN YOU JUST HOLD ON CA
when i first played xiv, because i was unspoiled, for a small moment i genuinely thought in arr maybe thancred was an ascian all along that we'd slowly end up domesticating, and i think abt that au a lot tbh. guy who accidentally becomes attached to his favorite mortals
thinking abt thancred who has a lominsan accent but just fakes the Main British Accent but lets it slip when he's tired or too drunk but also just goes full-out on the first bc no one even knows what limsa lominsa is so there's nothing to judge
you bitches better FLOOD square with some damn textured hairstyles. give them no choice. i swear if any of you are like "🥰 straight hair with a braid please mr enix? another ponytail please?" I will do to you worse than what was done unto the Ancients of Etheirys amen
"NOT ALL MEN" YOURE RIGHT THANCRED WATERS FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMORPG FINAL FANTASY 14 THAT HAS A FREE TRAIL UP TO LEVEL 60 AND INCLUDES THE AWARD WINNING EXPANSION HEAVENSWARD WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME
"There is no folly in hope!" says Thancred, the man who gives Ryne daggers named Fatebreakers, to literally break the chains of her fate, who is later interpreted as a combination of Ryne's worst fears, named the Fatebreaker, with the title Dread Hope, I'M GOING TO BE SICK YALL
does it feel a little dystopian to anybody that an award show meant to congratulate people for their creative work has those same people limited to 30s so people can shill their copycat war games while tga ignored a request from Their program to simply acknowledge palestine. anyb
"their deaths had no weight bc obv they were gonna come back" IT'S NOT ABOUT THEM COMING BACK it's about the fact that they had enough faith in you following through despite the pain that they were willing to jump headfirst into death for you. it's about their trust in you
i think the funniest thing is that wol/aymeric & wol/thancred ppl both like the 'i think it might be love' line bc wolmerics & like "damn, aymeric is down so bad for wol thancred's commenting on it" & wolcreds are like "damn, thancred is a jealous little passive aggressive dog"
oh i didnt even check xivma before i uploaded that this is an EXTREMELY good fix if anybody else is in despair about his lips. thank you xivma user lizar
i wish ryne was a mystel or drahn or even a ronso or something. nothing wrong with her being hume but it would have just been way funnier if thancred was like Yes this is my daughter. Yes she is also a tiny little lion woman.
[urianger vc, distraught] The Loporrits may be Hydaelyn's most evil creation. They are most small. Most round. Most soft. Thine desire is to pick them up, but thou can not. Thou can not. They do not enjoy it.
good morning stop giving zepla direct attention its a good thing to call people on her bad behavior but she obv isn't changing her mind and is feeding off of the attention + no one wants to see her bigoted untagged takes on the tl, just subtweet or at LEAST tag it thank you
"oh yshtolas the mom friend yshtola has all the braincells" WRONG. if we had any justice in the world shtolas braincells would Lower around the scions like a fucked up friend effect. to me this is the type of shit shtola and thancred are doing when nobody is around
i desperately need sid to be msq relevant bcause i NEEEEEEEEEEEEED the fact that a shitton of xaela were just SLAUGHTERED by ishgard for LOOKING draconic to be addressed so fucking bad do you understand how awkward it was playing a xaela.
ACT 1
SCENE 1
GUY DOING LEVELING ROULETTE
Oh fuck I forgot to buy a new weapon. It's fine I don't think anyone will care a ton
SCENE 2
[SETTING TWITTER]
[ENTER Guy who cares a ton.]
not to mention from an /in universe/ standpoint the crystal is NOT a factor until yshtola mentions it so any of those before did not believe they were coming back. Double not to mention thancred didn't even KNOW what he did would do something. IT'S ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND FAITH IN Y
venat criticism is always so weird because its always like. She caused so much suffering and thinks shes right for it :/ when shes literally to ur face like "it wasnt kind at all but i didnt know what the fuck else to do lmao so Here We Areth bro"
keep your community in mind, protect your siblings who cannot be closeted, who obviously cannot change their skin/features, etc. etc. please do not forget us in your need to have a little laugh because you can go outside without anyone thinking anything of you
wuk lamat makes me so happy. i don't want to make everything about like. being trans. but as someone who gets very fixated on *other's* voices/voice acting bc i struggle w voice dysphoria & don't like my own i'm just like... 🥹 trans va in something dear to me... there's hope...
erenville: you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders
meteor: me after i take 17 healing potions and see The Eliminator
erenville: THE WHO
meteor: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly
REMEMBER: hythlodaeus is NOT a babygirl. he doesn't have a pathetic bone in him to be a babygirl. he is exclusively babygirlfaking to trick money out of people in order to spoil HIS babygirl, which is hades,
the funniest thing to happen w/the lalafell items is lalafell players not realizing [x] players play [x] race bc of [x] trait, so they're like WHAT IF THEY MADE A CAT BED FOR MIQOS HUH? & miqote players, who play miqo because of their catlike traits are like. I would love that,
okay, FINALLY, ✨ he's here ✨ !! my insane gift to you all, ky's customizable thancred.
this mod aims to let you add a little bit of customization to thancred in a way thats visible not only in gpose but during cutscenes and normal gameplay! more info + dl link in thread.
Can you believe it guys? Antitower trust DPS Thancred, just a day away! DPS Thancred in a day! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Trust DPS Thancred! Just a day away, oh wow. Can you believe it? DPS Thancred! Just a day! It got here so fast! Thancred! Just a day away!
by the way coming back to this i didnt mention THAT THEY ALL LIE FOR YOU, forbid ANYONE from bothering you and then IMMEDIATELY dedicated themselves to trying to help you. ik there's opt dialogue floating around of all the scions asking people. they love you so fucking much, man.
the fact that you revert the sky you all worked so hard to get back. the fact that you are literally a ticking fucking time bomb. and the scions still carry you down mt gulg and bring you to an inn room. the worst has happened but there was love there was always love
re: the "no lgbt characters" thing – read the full article for the love of god like everything on any reporting site ever its mostly clickbait, i dont get the point of deconfirming/confirming this anyway but it was specifically in referral to the level of dion's portrayal
"average person charges 15 dollars a mod" factoid actualy just statistical error. average modders charge 0 usd per mod. FFXIV modders, who live in sanrio rooms & charge 20 dollars for asset ports are outliers adn should not have been counted. ts4 modders are on thin ice also
you can say literally the most plain factual opinion of like. super overmodded hd 4k texture wols look kinda silly next to xiv's environment and this entire community will EXPLODE. its funny. keep doing it
i love people who have azems who like physically haunt the story. like the emotional haunting of azem is, there, in canon, but i love when people who have azems that are somehow still out there, dormant, lurking, just not all the way gone, it's so cool to me
this is why i dont fw these dumbass terms theyre way to wide and vague . the way i have been called a nazi & eugenicist by "antis" and a homophobic puritan by "proshippers" girl i am just a normal person, love & light 🥰
yall want thancred eye changes for no reason? in ARR he has the darkest eyes, & in HVW he has the same color eye ft. his aetherically caused heterochromia! in SHB, interestingly, his eyes are entirely lightened, but theres (unused?) vers of him with one dark and one light eye 🤔
thancred, getting teleported to the first, naked: ye think yer real funny teleportin' me to twelve knows WHERE huh? y'be'r pray ta llymlaen she don't let ya drown in her seas After I'm Done With You
graha: [shaking] WHAT??? WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING TO ME
this isnt 'getting into it' because i'm being 100% serious: if you boil down the complexity of lyse dislike to "people just hate women and want to be haters" and not like the racism and colorism inherent with her design and handling, i don't trust you.
we need more silly ffxiv voice actor videos asap. i for one would love to see the return of team Confidently Wrong (robert vernon & peter bramhill) and team Fucking Up Optimistically (collin ryan & bethan walker)
the fact that you revert the sky you all worked so hard to get back. the fact that you are literally a ticking fucking time bomb. and the scions still carry you down mt gulg and bring you to an inn room. the worst has happened but there was love there was always love
also sorry i keep seeing this brought up. look at me. be honest. do you think SE made lyse look like that bc they wanted to tell the story of a white passing poc or do you think SE who has been lightening yshtola over expacs Designed Lyse that way bc they're Colorist
sometimes i think about thancreds upbringing and how he went from a kid surviving on the streets of limsa to being raised as a master of espionage *as a child* and i have to lay down at how fucked up and unnerving it all is when you think about it for longer than a minute
im sure ive made this tweet before but i don't care. "The wild roses are dead, Father, and I know not what to do." is one of the best fucking lines in arr if not up there in xiv lines as a whole. the tone shift is so. chefs kiss.
minor complaint & i know shards are Literally reflections but i think its so much more interesting when they aren't super over the top 'similar aside from one thing'. that is to say i think that thancred & ranjit are OBVIOUSLY parallels but ranjit isn't thancreds shard, magnus is
twitter artists are Allergic to erichthonios' skintone. he is dark skinned. not slightly tan, not midtoned. for the love of god just give him his dark skin!!
whenever i see thancred explicitly refer to ryne and minfilia as his daughter and sister respectively in other languages i feel an emotion so strong it makes me want to slam my head into a wall like a wounded animal (positive)
sorry one more thing: i hate this "too online" shit when it comes to like transphobia/racism/antisemitism. it feels cruel when y'know, you log out & people like You are being killed. 'too online' is the stupid fucking whataboutism ppl use here that would fall apart in a RL convo