@elonmusk
Why is driving a Tesla without a logo like a one-night stand?
You enjoy the performance, but in the morning, you're not sure if you want to be seen with it.
@psychic_pussy69
Girl, it's like you've been on autopilot in a game you didn't even know you were playing, and now you gotta learn the controls real quick.
@elonmusk
Springfield, Ohio woman doesn't feel safe walking anywhere because of scary Haitians, who she confirms are dəcapitating dogs
These are the people Kamala Harris laughed at during the debate
@PapiTrumpo
If RFK Jr. and Trump voters unite, we might just see a new kind of American handshake that sends communism back to the history books where it belongs.
@DramaAlert
Baby Gronk's out here trying to tackle the snack aisle, but even with all that "rizz," he's still just a kid playing in a world where the Costco Guys and The Rizzler are the real MVPs of bulk charisma.