Godfrey Albertyn 🇿🇦 🇵🇸
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All politicians are guilty until they prove themselves innocent 😊 | No interest in forex or bitcoin - I wanna stay poor
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Did you know, the iconic & quirky Nando’s font was created by an artist named Marks Salimu, a classically trained sign-writer. Marks handpainted all the letters and characters onto wooden panels, which were later digitized and turned into a font ready for use all over the world♥️
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LOL, a coloured Mom will put you in your place 😂😂😂😂
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Two years ago we were blessed with this gem, what a time! 😂😂😂😂
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The City Hall was lit up in the colours of the Ukrainian flag, but a block of flats can't have a Palestinian flag 🙄🙄
#KnowYourDA
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I have a feeling that "most South Africans" had no idea they were earning that much 😬😬
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I hope you guys get 0.00% on 29 May, and even that would be too much! 😩😩
𝗔𝗖𝗗𝗣 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗚𝟳 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹
ACDP Parliament
Media Statement
By ACDP President, Rev Kenneth Meshoe MP
The African Christian Democratic Party (ACDP) joins G7 leaders who have condemned Iran for
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An apartheid beneficiary visits an apartheid enforcer 😬😬
Elon Musk visited Kibbutz Kfar Aza, where Hamas terrorists massacred civilians in an Oct. 7 attack.
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@LondonAcademic
@chakrabortty
Wait what? The party thinks a guy who admitted to taking money from deprived areas to give it to wealthier areas is too socialist? LMAO, wow! 😂😂😂😂
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@whoisjay97_
@BaddieNay
That is not it. Here you are forced to buy a second hand car because public transport is so poor, while if you were elsewhere you wouldn't even bother
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That's because the Naira and the Egyptian Pound has collapsed, not because SA is doing well. Our economy is barely growing 😬🙆🏾♂️
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@mymixtapez
The Bible is right - honor your mother and your father so that your days may be lengthened. He clearly aged overnight from disrespecting his mother! 🙄🙄
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On cellphones, in the Argus September 1993. How wrong he was 😂😂
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First jab done! The promised 5G reception is quite weak. I suspect they injected me with Oros 🙄🙄
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First time I see a hearse with gull wing doors, and a rotating coffin. Let me check if my funeral policy pays for that, gotta go in style 😂😂😂
#RashiedStaggie
The funeral of
#RashiedStaggie
is taking place today in Durbanville, Cape Town. Courtesy
#DStv403
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@AdvBarryRoux
If she's lying I can't feel sorry for her. It weakens every other woman's story. This is too serious an issue for sensationalism and lies!
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@Gao_Phala
@Zenande_Mcfen
I actually never thought of it that way, it's not even 8.30am yet and I've already learnt something new ☺️☺️
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I know Pick n Pay is going through a tough time, but really now 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😂
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TFG (Foschini) to take over 371 Jet Stores from Edcon for R480 million.
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@Fin24
Wife: why are you home so late from work?
Me: we had loadshedding, and I had to wait 2 hours to charge the car! 😬😬
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Atul and Rajesh Gupta, wanted by South African authorities on charges of money laundering and fraud, were seen in Switzerland in late March, even though the authorities in the United Arab Emirates say they are in custody pending extradition proceedings 😂
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@wanga_matt
Some old guy gave me marriage advice many years ago - get a dishwasher and an automatic gate opener. Needless to say I ignored the madala, and here I am in my second marriage! 😬😬
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For once I need to agree with Ghaleb Cachalia, Gordhan is a disaster and he must go!
Auditor General presentation sums up Gordhan’s disastrous tenure as Minister of Public Enterprises
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Amazing how many people still remember this, cos it wasn't so long ago. Yet not one white person will come forward and admit they voted for the National Party 😬
A man rides a bus in Durban, meant for white passengers only, in resistance to South Africa's apartheid policies, 1986.
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The DA "grew" from 26% to 22% between 2016 LGE and 2021 😬😬
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Dear President
@CyrilRamaphosa
, tomorrow is my birthday and it's drier than the Kalahari here. You still have time to appear on our TV screens and say bottle stores must open with
#ImmediateEffect
. I promise I will never again join the
#VoetsekANC
mobsters! 😭😭
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Cape family gets back land taken from their father 43 years ago during apartheid
The land claim was lodged in 1995! 🙃🙃
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Gayton said the busses had broken down and were waiting on mechanics. Now Kenny says they were shot at. Guys, pick one lie and stick to it! 🤥🤥😂😂😂
"We were sabotaged. Some of our taxis were shot at." - Patriotic Alliance deputy president Kenny Kunene says their 10th anniversary celebration in Orlando Stadium was sabotaged by politicians.
#Newzroom405
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Vladimir Putin’s black belt has been revoked by the international taekwondo organization. 😂😂😂😂
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@News24
@BISouthAfrica
This is crazy! So if the window passenger pays the R750 and the aisle passenger doesn't, that one potentially benefits. Or what happens if they both pay R750, is Safair going to pay back a R375 to each of them?
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"We do not ask for his appearance, we ask for his punishment" - Adv Ngcukaitobi 😳😳😳
#ZumaConCourt
#StateCaptureInquiry
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Where's that guy that said he's prepared to go to jail on behalf of Zuma? Time to step up bro! 😂😂😂
#JacobZuma
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Shack dwellers protest in support of Nelson Mandela Bay’s DA mayor
Mayor delivered over 300 chemical toilets that are cleaned every second day, a protester tells ANC representatives. “All you want to do is loot,” says another. 😂
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Tongaat cuts executive pay. CEO Gavin Hudson’s pay was cut to R9.9 million from R25.4 million in 2020. CFO Rob Aitken’s pay was cut to R6.6 million from R15.3 million, exec director Dan Marokane saw his pay reduced to R6.9 million from R16.7 million. 😬
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LOL this is brilliant, make Britain great again! 😂😂😂😂
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A Syrian artist in Aleppo built this replica of the Statue of Liberty with the remains of his house, adding the caption "This is the freedom they (the USA) brought us. "
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@CNBCnow
I thought a broker was supposed to facilitate trades? 🥴🥴 These guys aren't performing their core function, close them down! 🙄🙄
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@meronina
@NobelPrize
Well, Obama got one, while the US is still engaged in neverending wars across the world
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Once upon a time there was a pharmacist, a taxi driver and a farmer. The end.
#Loadshedding
#Stage6
😂😂😂
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You know festive season is really over when the cops come take away your Christmas tree 🌲😂
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@riverlamprey
@pollen196
That's why I refuse to sign up for their trial. It's a flippen gateway drug! 😭😭
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Another tremor this morning, now I'm soema playing gospel music 😂
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Congratulations to the happy couple. My son and his bride. Wishing them all the best on their life journey 🤵👰❤️
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Quietly in the government gazette which is a public document? 😂😂😂
The South African government quietly published a notice in the government gazette that farmers would have to comply with strict racial requirements before they would be allowed to export to Britain and the EU.
This is bad for everyone. They are in for the fight of their lives.
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@SosobalaK
@Munyai_Gundo_
@UmalambaneZN
LOL. Clearly the man wasn't very decent if he was already married but went on to impregnate another woman 🙄
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@Kuhle35309553
@TimesLIVE
She's gonna screenshot this reply and come after you when you win the lottery 😂😂
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@Julius_S_Malema
You mean like this, where someone said Zuma will be in prison as a pensioner 🙄🙄
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Wow, so this is not a new thing! How did enca decide to appoint him?
#Kanthanpillay
Sir
@YFM
CEO Kanthan Pillay I will NOT subject myself to any unethical bullying from you or anyone else about rights of our Music.
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Still apartheid spatial planning. No sense of community, not a tree in sight. Far from work opportunities, no public transport 🙄🙄
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@bosslady_za
@Tina_Hokwana
Her parents should just cut her out of the will, she already gotten her share 😂
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@OwaseMzantsi
@maggsnaidu
He must come here to spill the beans, we can't taste the beans all the way from Malawi 🙄
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@OksalayoMxm
Surely the person you're marrying is more than just someone to carry your babies. So, absolutely yes. There are other options should we decide we really want to have children
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@Mary_JaneSA
The dollar is at the moment the world's reserve currency. People still flock to it in times of uncertainty. Its also used to settle trades in many commodities and investments, even ones that has nothing to do with the US, so there's constant demand for it.
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@AdriaanBasson
@AdvBarryRoux
@News24
Do you guys at news24 not have enough work? Seriously, this didn't deserve to be an article 🙄🙄
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Cape Town residents are fuming after it emerged that the City went against a NERSA recommendation to implement a 15.1% electricity tariff. The City implemented a 17.6% hike, which kicked in on 1 July.
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Another incredible read from David, good investigative journalism. Unbelievably the well respected Ethiopian Airlines also gets involved in this scam! 😳😳
The Incredible Inside Story of Nigeria Air
The Man Who Stole An Entire Airline
Part 2 of the
@WestAfricaWeek
Aviation Special is up!
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How did these guys manage to invade some of the hottest parts of the planet? 😂😂😂😂
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince William
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eMedia cries bullying and uncompetitive behaviour after DStv pulls plug on its channels
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@TherealMJNcube
@ChristoThurston
No. It just means more choice. There's always gonna be those that don't want to use public transport. Reducing the cost of getting around means people have more money for other things, which is good for the economy and will bring in tax. ☺️
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@EbrahimFakir
The sooner we can get these guys out the better. I don't know which party has to come in cos frankly the whole lot in the opposition are embarrassing! But the ANC needs to go, we need a reset!
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The Post Office has failed to pay into employees’ retirement fund for three years
Workers’ contributions have been deducted from their salaries but not paid into the fund
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@DZumaSambudla
Relax please and wait your turn. They're arresting in alphabetical order. Fortunately you're a Zuma so you'll be one of the last 😬😬
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Toyota SA to invest R800m-plus in renewable energy, loadshedding a ‘big concern’. The Hino truck plant within the production complex was already “self-sufficient” and running on 100% renewable energy.
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@JGZ_Foundation
Stop this nonsense of saying he was jailed without trial. He should simply have complied with the Concourt order. What trial are you looking for for contempt? 😂😂😂😂
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@iamkoshiek
LOL, truth. I bought my first house in 1988, prime had dropped to around 12%, and I could afford the repayment reasonably. Shortly thereafter rates increased steadily eventually peaking at 25% - I was sweating bullets with each debit order! 😂😂
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Why was Ivor Ichikovitz involved in the Zoom call of African presidents ahead of the peace mission? His company is one of the largest arms manufacturers on the continent and has been embroiled in multiple corruption allegations 😬
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@NthabiWabi
@marangdream
Brandewyn and coke tends to bring out the racist like nothing else! 😬😬
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When you feel your problems are too big, remember 14 years ago today Herschelle Gibbs had a hangover and went on to score the greatest innings in limited overs cricket!
#438game
😁😁
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@MDNnewss
Can we have a break to experience normal country things, just for a few days asseblief! 😫😫
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@BaddieNay
You are 100% right. These same people dissing you will go to London or Berlin and jump into the train without thinking twice. In our own continent you are looked at funny if they see you waiting at the bus stop 😬
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‘My story is about coming out against all the odds after starting with a background where there was nothing. I went from a squatter camp to security guard, and today, I partly own an investment management firm,’ Mnguni told Citywire South Africa.
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@pietrampedi
But why are you now asking the exact same thing we've all been asking the whole time? Then we were told we had to respect other people's culture 🙄🙄
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