I’m so high I went to target because why not. I reached for some cookie dough & so did someone else at the same time. I said, “sorry you can go ahead” to only realize I had just seen my own arm in the mirror & I apologized to myself... I’m going home
Parents at my age: married for 2 years, owned a house, just had their second kid
Me: gas tank on E, borderline alcoholic, single, and struggling to pay bills even though all I do is work
Las Vegas person: hi ——
Anybody in the east coast: you think 35 degrees is freezing? You put on a jacket in this weather?! I shovel snow naked, I wake up with my eyelids frozen shut because it’s so cold.
If you text 741741 when you’re feeling depressed or suicidal there is a crisis worker who’s available 24/7 & will text you back immediately. I know a lot of people get uncomfortable talking on the phone & feel more comfortable texting. This is a free service anyone can access.
If we replaced cancel culture with critical thinking we’d have more empathetic conversations instead of emotional breakdowns. We could learn how to separate honest mistakes from actual hate.
I don’t think people realize how hard it is to pull yourself out of a dark place mentally.. it takes so much strength. So if you’ve done that, today or any day I’m proud of you because I know it’s hard.
I’ve cut off so many people this year. I feel refreshed, it was nothing personal. Life may be lonely sometimes but it’s becoming more peaceful. The older I get the more I realize I don’t have time for half assed people & relationships. I’m finally living for me.
Once I get my boobs done, get my skin under control, figure out exactly what I’m doing with my life, get a regular sleep schedule, a healthy diet, and how to help reduce the plastic waste in the world, it’s over for you bitches
My toxic trait is subscribing to a email list for 20% off & not buying anything then being upset when the company constantly emails me like I didn’t do this to myself
The thought of being married is so weird to me. Like what if I’m having a bad day & just wanna come home, put on a face mask, smoke some weed & cry in my bed & then there’s just some guy there????
I think the hardest pill I had to swallow this year was learning how to pick myself back up & how to cope without people who I thought would be in my life forever. I had to realize that you have to things for yourself because the only person who can put you on your feet is you.
Reminder: You disrespect yourself every time you rekindle a friendship or relationship with someone who has disrespected you. It’s ok to forgive but remember to have boundaries.
I just wanna give a huge shoutout to people who rate and review products because I don’t like to rate and review things but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed
Im a Vegas native and not once have I thought about moving but for some reason I have this sudden urge to just move somewhere new, new experiences, new friends, just a fresh start.
Imagine this: you’re driving to have dinner with your in-laws your husband and 2 kids signing sweet child of mine. Your voice is flat, even though $1,200 a week on voice lessons but luckily your husband can save the song with his solo. Picture perfect life