The quality of the first three seasons of Spongebob are to blame for it’s decades-long cultural relevance. Stephen Hillenburg created a broad, optimistic universe without sacrificing any of his absurd sensibility, giving us art that could be loved and understood commonly. Tragic.
*soft, hopeful piano*
"Honda has always wanted you to be safe and doesn't want you to die of COVID very much at all...actually Honda is really good and is a good person...and that is why... Honda cars and truck... are...for sale..."
IMAGINE if in 2010 MICHELLE OBAMA wore this JACKET to go to PF CHANG'S with me, and continued to wear it to see the 4:50 TANGLED at AMC. I GUARANTEE everyone on the RIGHT would’ve been saying, “WHO is that 22 year old guy going on a MID-AFTERNOON DATE with MICHELLE OBAMA?”
Using my endless quarantine free time to reimagine the novel 'The Hobbit' as a three-part cinematic trilogy shot primarily on green-screen. Updates to come!
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
If you start The Dark Knight Rises tonight at midnight 2018, Bruce Wayne will toast to you at 2:41 AM 2018 which is really late, that movie is too long
September 11th, 2001: when the cast and crew of "The Master of Disguise" heard what had happened, they held a moment of silence. Dana Carvey was playing the role of Pistachio Disguisey, wearing this big green turtle suit.
Many do not know, but, yes, there is a video game for PlayStation 2 called ‘C.S. Lewis’ The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion The Witch & the Wardrobe: The Movie: The Game’.
If this ends up being a Super Bowl commercial of ‘The Dude’ saying he uses his American Express card to examine both sides of the Covington Catholic footage, color me disappointed!
Just got back from 200 day meditation retreat. Trying to access compassion needed to forgive Scorsese for suggesting that Thor 2 isn’t high art. Now I enter back in this world to find he hasn’t even apologized?
Me, meeting my Tall Aunt in the parking lot of a sopping wet Panera Bread to hand off the keys to my 2008 Hyundai Sonata so she can go buy bulk fabric for her problematic Nathan Drake cosplay:
Very good!
If you also couple up this Halloween as ‘Gabriel Gundacker in his basics & the Hillhurst Avenue poster campaign for Smallfoot’, please remember to tag me.
“We will rock you!”
And rock us they did, with a night of stars, sequins and ceremony.
I agree with every choice made tonight (awards, music cues, seating arrangement), and will most certainly be buying a Cadillac car in the upcoming week!
Earlier this week, it was announced that Kylie Jenner is worth 900 million dollars. Here’s hoping that her wealth has not been amassed in coins. Because if so, on a visit to coin star, to exchange her coins for dollars, she might be sad to find that the coin star is not working!
Faith in humanity restored! More brands should take the time to make a “Thank you for saying we’re racist” video scored by a sad grand piano stuck on the freeway.
Hey Michael! Dont usually jump into DMs, but this month a lot of people change their twitter name to have a Halloween type word in it. Your name would be perfect, “Boo!-ble” or something could be a fun thing for you. Just a suggestion PS love Everything, reminds me of toy story!