Duchess of Kapsabet
@gabby_yego
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I live in Roysambu, I’m just from Githurai and the massacre is still on. Over 100 people killed so far and they haven’t left 😭😭 they shot at my friend who lives around carwash 😭😭 we are at MP Shah hospital in parklands!! Please speak for the voices in Githurai
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Guys they are at my door!😭 My sis has given me away!!
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My Dad retired some years back. He was a teacher. Alifunza for around 36 years. But tumeshindwa kupata retirement benefits. Every time mum goes to that pension office anaambiwa file imepotea! The corruption in this government is crazy 😭😭
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Comrades, I am here at the CBD and there are no KDF on the streets! Only a few around state house! The march is still on don’t let anyone sell you fear 🫶🏾
Tupatane Rex Avenue
#RutoMustGo
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What happened😂😂
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I still can’t believe I voted for William Samoei Ruto. My job is at risk because our company is an international company and the owners are leaving because of taxes 😭😭😭😭
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You meet a man in Nairobi and the next minute they want to sleep with you eeey jamani sikuhizi hakuna ata friendship kwanza? I also want to sleep with you but not that fast 🤣🤣
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Hii Nairobi if you are fascinated by alcohol and cars utatombwa every day by new men😂 no wonder keeping a relationship in this city is hard. Men are out here hunting for weak prey smh
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When I remember nimewahi pelekwa Kilimani kwa Airbnb nikadanganywa ni kwake 😩 I even mopped the house and cleaned utensils Yaani the things I’ve seen in this town 🥹
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It’s official guys, our company is closing down. I hope you are happy now that all of us have lost our source of livelihood.
@WilliamsRuto
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It happened. I was there but you guys didn’t believe me. Now go to city mortuary and see the bodies there. More than 200 unidentified bodies
#NaneNane
#RutoMustGo
I live in Roysambu, I’m just from Githurai and the massacre is still on. Over 100 people killed so far and they haven’t left 😭😭 they shot at my friend who lives around carwash 😭😭 we are at MP Shah hospital in parklands!! Please speak for the voices in Githurai
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I will vie for Women Rep in Nandi County under the INJECT PARTY.
@MoraraKebasoSnr
where do I need to register?
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People who didn’t vote for Ruto are the ones acting as if they are not being taxed. What’s funny about that? People are about to loose their jobs and businesses and all you guys care is to troll.
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I don’t understand people who come to Nairobi and say that there are no internships. You are just looking in the wrong places. First time I came to Nairobi, I walked straight to safaricom HQ and asked for HR. Got an appointment a week later. Nikapata internship hivo tu 🤷🏽♀️
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Hey Hanifa, there’s a guy from Kapsabet called Kiprop who got injured on 25th and was hospitalized at Nairobi West. You paid all the bill and they have 240K. I can’t imagine what they could’ve done. Bless you pretty girl 🥰🥳
Hello guys. The mchanga payments have finally and officially been closed🤗🤗🤗 The last payments have been made today by Mchanga to various hospitals, for the permanently injured people and for the unresolved injuries. We tried our best to equal and balance the payments since we
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Can we just report this Osama account and let twitter suspend him forever like they did to Cyprian Nyakundi? 2020 we are not keeping this type of energy in our TL's.
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I have nothing to lose! Debts everywhere! KCB, Fuliza, Hustler Fund, Mshwari, Okash! If you kill me today, mtakua mmenisaidia sana 😭✊🏾
#RutoMustGo
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Mungu ni nani! Lost my job last week, and out of the blues nimeitwa another one wow 👏🏾 tena in the middle of the CBD.
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Watching Col. Oguna on
#JKLive
is an insult to the entire administration and immigration department. This guy isn't competent to do his job! How did the president even appoint this guy to lead such a delicate part of our government? Someone please tell me how!
#Migunahomecoming
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@kuimashaah
@MumbuEu
This is a lie. Kikuyu women just like being in charge. It’s a man who’s supposed to be in charge.
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Eldoret should be renamed to sin city. Yaani I called man’s jana anasema ako kwa nyumba and he is at Tamasha spoiling women with money we have been saving together? Enyewe men are shameless. Anyway ni wangu tu can’t risk the streets sahii
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Kikuyu women, is it possible for any of you to have a flat tummy after the age of 16? Please don't insult me I'm an orphan.
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Star Chebet tried Astral Projection and now things have gone haywire. I think her spirit is lost in another realm. She needs help asap.
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Many will not understand this but I will wake up at midnight to warm his food.
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Despite what we are going through in this KK administration my mum still says she will vote for Ruto. Kweli villages need civic education.
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Chela passed away after being involved in an accident. She was living in the US. Pole sana to the family 😔🥹
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Straight from highschool, my first job was as a waitress in a very famous club in Kisumu. That's when I realized men are trash. They are just after the wet crack between our legs.😅
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Kipsigis are the most blended of them all. They border the Kikuyu at Nakuru, the Luo at Kericho, the Kisii at Bomet, the Maasai at Mulot, the Tugen & Nandi clans, etc... So ile urembo tuko nayo ni pure cocktail. Naitwanga mkisii sometimes.
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Guys, this was in town hapo mahali Matatu za Ruaka hubeba-not sure-but the he seemed like he was sick. I think it's an addiction. It didn't happen today, we were thinking with my friend, Nelly not on twitter if we should post it on social media or not. Singekaa na hii video aki😭
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Social media is a funny place. People are aggressive and confident on this app lakini in real life, a bunch of cowards. The energy that you have here should be replicated in real life. Same applies to job searching, how many of you have walked into an office to ask for a job?
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Then we have Mulot Boys 😂😂 Ogopa this breed of Kales. They can even redirect NASA Space missions to the moon using kabambe USSD codes.
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Let's contribute and help
@BenjiNdolo
move out of his mum's house guys. That lady is skinning Benji completely mpaka ametuwekea number ya simu 😂😂😂😂😂
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Hawa madem wanaitwa Mercy are very dangerous.
THREAD.
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Keiyo - These are the Kalenjin Mafia. Wanajua kuficha white. The wealthy ones are very wealthy. The other ones make proper servicemen in the disciplined forces. They have very beautiful ladies, and are very good administrators.
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@NairobiScents
@WilliamsRuto
Acha ufala Ochieng uza your fake marash na hukoooo leave me out of your gimmicks
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Y'all should follow. If this reply gets 10K retweets, I'll post the full video lol😂
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I would’ve loved to start my own business but sasa with the current business environment I don’t think nitatoboa. Getting credit from the bank alone interest rates are crazy bado Sakaja anakungojea hapo na taxes waaa tough times ahead 😭😭
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@njambifever
She must be a kikuyu ama ako na toxicity Fulani 😂or she gets sick every time in the relationship so no man wants to date her…
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Pokots are very educated. They are very loyal and fearless. They are the Kalenjin version of the Taliban. These, even the modern ones, can skin crocodiles with bare hands... They are known to push back Ugandan border police more than 30kms into Uganda looking for cattle or women.
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How hard is it for the executive, judiciary and legislature to cut down their budget by 50%? For example kama MP was getting 500K as salary, apewe 250K etc? Is it hard?
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So there are ladies who don’t know how to cook? Haha Nairobi will show me wonders. ‘I don’t know how to cook chapos’ but unazikula Kama fundi wa laptops. Learn how to cook mamaa, punguza urefu wa nails if that’s the challenge 💁🏽♀️
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Tugen are very conservative. They make good administrators. Lakini have never recovered from the fact that their small numbers held power for 24 years, yet they still deal with floods and a lack of proper amenities. They finally snapped out of it and were the first to reject BBI.
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Nandi are closely related to Kipsigis, but they usually believe they're the original Kalenjin prominent tribe. Hawapendi wakipsigis saaaana juu wako stingy, while the Kipsigis girl is a guzzler like a V12 engine. The Beberu called all highland nilotes of the myoot clans Nandi.
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Dear KALENJIN MEN.
Its not that Kalenjin ladies wanaringa wakisuceed na wanatafuta akina Otis
You let us down as men alot in the following ways:
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I'm also from Nigeria and I don't like the way Tiwa Savage has been treated kwanza hapo mahali promoters walizima simu 😂😂😂 happens all the time baby
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The Nandi and Kipsigis have this love-hate relationship based on sibling rivalry, but these two cannot survive without each other. Many Kipsigis settled in Nandi; their sons have produced current leaders such as William Ruto, Felix Koskei, and Alfred Keter.
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I just finished installing these beautiful signages at Zucchini Greengrocers at ABC Place courtesy of
@marketpowerke
Let me know if your business needs visibility.
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We aren't married. We aren't engaged. We don't have any agreements for having a baby. We haven't even tested our HIV status. Yet you want us to have sex without protecting ourselves? Kwani what do you take me for? A nutbag? You men should get your act together. Vaeni condom.
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Since I started using
@SwvlKenya
, I'm never late for work, I don't go to the CBD as I work in Westlands, I am more punctual with my time, I can work from my computer even when I'm in the swvl bus. Please
#BringBackSwvl
@ntsa_kenya
and
@MikeSonko
we need it.
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Sabaot. If pokots are Taliban, these are Mujahideen. You want them tame and happy at all times. They are good farmers and very disciplined. Most of them can be found in Mount Wlgon. You remember the likes of Matakwei and SLDF? Yes that’s Sabaot.
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Uongoo bana. Hii ni uongoo. I have been there before and I can confidently say Kikuyu penis is the weakest closely followed by meru 😃
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@cuteposhmom
@onaopemipo_1890
If you want to reach orgasm, show your man how to make you reach it, women are one complex creatures with passwords everywhere, if you don't give him the unlock key to your body trust me be won't manage, be nice and allow him to know your secret codes and patterns.
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There’s a picture I took huko 2017 nikiwa nimevaa hizo tshirts za straight outta kapsabet na my money grows like grass. Mtu asiwahi leta hizo picha huku I will deactivate 😂😂
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@joywaw
You should ashamed of yourself for wasting your minute to type this. The finance bill is introducing new taxes and the mpigs will pass it.
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@itsLORDROY
You don't follow
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by
@amerix
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I want to thank everyone who retweeted my "I want to join Al-Shabaab" tweet because I didn't have a job. I am happy that I interviewed last week and started working this week Monday. I have moved to Nairobi permanently. Let's catch up now. Nairobi please be nice.
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What time do you wake up on weekdays to beat this Nairobi traffic? I've been late for work three times in a row yet I wake up everyday at 5:00 am. Living in Fedha and working in Westlands is an extreme sport. Anyway y'all have a great week guys. Trolls pia nawatakia siku poa☺️
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Haha CBD is in shambles! Maandamano but this time naona ni elderly people I think even senior lecturers wako hapa
#RutoMustGo
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President Kenyatta has reshuffled Muraguri to the ministry if lands because of the massive land the kenyatta family own!! We aren't fools!!!
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Marakwet- the best conservationists we have. They love the environment. Something the Kispigis need to learn. Very hardworking and educated. They have the annual arrow and bullet reed dance with Pokots. It's an old tradition, something modernity will phase out slowly.
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My MUM is saying I shouldn’t protest and that the area chief has called her that I’m very vocal on Twitter. She forgets that I need to send her BLACK TAX every end month!
#RutoMustGo
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Imagine kuishi in Kiambu town and working in Westlands with this weather is just crazy. Can’t the county government of Nairobi build a subway to connect Nairobi metropolis jameni? We just need to access Westlands without going to CBD 😦🙄
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@AfcKuno_
@WilliamsRuto
Hehe my friend Mimi nitaenda shaggz nikalime Nairobi is not my city huku I’m just a passerby
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I’ve never gotten a job in Kenya through connections, it’s always me and my CV+Cover letter. The moment I am shortlisted for an interview, hiyo ni yangu because I never let it slip.
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Today has been my best day at work. I've made 3 sales equating to 2.3 Milion courtesy of my twitter family. Thank you so much guys for this, mnaeza slide DM sasa niwapatie number 😂👏🏾
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Actually the Kenyan system is fucked up, someone needs to review this education system.
I can't study for 4 years in the university, 2 years for my masters and still tarmac.
The tarmacking will again take another 10 years until you get connections!
#TheKenyanHustle
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Not setting standards but I can't date a 24+ year old without a job bana. Poverty is not my portion.
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Sasa mathe anataka niende Australia 😂 aaaiii I am comfortable in Nairobi. I’m not ready to deal with racism 🤐 kwanza na hii ngozi yangu dark I will be crying every night.
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Sengwer, Lembus, and Ogyiek. These are indigenous purebred and lovers of the earth. The Lembus, though, don't insult them by giving them menial work. Utapata ngumi. The Sengwer are closer to Marakwets, Lembus are closer to Tugens, and Ogyiek are closer to Kipsigis.
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Haha I knew Ruto had no plan lakini home venye kila mtu alikua excited 😆 this one is taking us back to the trenches I swear.
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@jedyky
😂😂mwengine we met last week Jana usiku ananiambia ati anataka nimpikie😂who still says nipikie?😭
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If you are a Kenyan and want to live a good life in this world, avoid the following places;
1. US Embassy in Gigiri
2. US Embassy in Gigiri
3. Kilimani
4. Kamukunji & Kasarani police station
5. US Embassy in Gigiri
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Thread ya Kamba ghels wako fine but most of the pictures wamepiga wakiwa hotel, club, pool etc but thread ya Luo fine ghels, wanapiga wakiwa Kwa leather seats pale home tu, wengine wakiwa sunkissed. Poverty Sio kitu poa enyewe😂😂
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I’m willing to be a Gen Z agent in all polling stations around Kapsabet. The goal is to run a parallel tallying center. I hope our tech bros are willing to build a similar system kama ya IEBC. We need to send all these MPs home. We need SRC to review all their salaries ASAP.
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If the government gave me a loan to study in university, why doesn't it give me a job to make sure I pay that loan back?
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I have lived hapo Roysambu before and partied in those joints. Kwanza hapo camp David’s na Entumoto very nice places. The only problem is Kasarani Police station. Ni kama the cops in that station were cursed. Something needs to be done about that station 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
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