absolutely loved growing up in the 00s without an iPhone, nowadays kids won’t know the feeling of going home after school & watching Suite life of Zack and Cody with a packet of crisps and then playing club penguin on the computer before tea
can’t believe 14 year old girls have make up bags full of high end make up & £40 palettes but when I was 14 all I had was dream matte mousse, a blue eyeshadow, a miss sporty mascara and a roll on fruity lip balm x
actually breaks my heart that Toys r us has filed for bankruptcy and is shutting down all because children want iPads and tablets over actual toys now 😢
sorry but would love an all girls club that specialised in cocktails and played old school Rihanna, Beyonce etc all night so u could go get arseholed and belt out Best Thing I Never Had
met a girl out while she was on a first date about 5 years ago, and just stumbled across her insta and shes married the boy she was on a first date with 🥺🥺🥺🥺
someone needs to produce a wild child 2 asap because I need answers
what happens when poppy goes back to malibu?? what happens with poppy and freddie?? does poppy go back to abbey mount?? what happens to harriet?? x
sad watching some girls going on about empowering other women on international women’s day when they’re the girls who belittle, bully and intimidate women the other 364 days of the year 🤦🏼♀️
the way some girls on dress on insta makes me want to reevaluate my entire wardrobe and existence because their outfits are so perfectly executed and they wear them so well😭 why am I poor with no style
pay £4 for an ice blast for 10 sips of flavour and 30 minutes of moving your straw around the cup trying to find a bit you can actually drink that isn’t pure lumpy flavourless ice 🤧
22 innocent people who went to an Ariana Grande concert last year will never get to return home, so why is this piece of shit human even being considered
"I think a lot of people should have sympathy towards me for everything I have been through."
In an interview with Sky News, Shamima Begum says she hopes for the sake of her child she'll be allowed to return to the UK.
Full interview here:
love island was so much better in the first couple of series when it wasn’t as popular and people didn’t go in for the clothing line with inthestyle and buckets of cash
wanna be one of them women that struts round Zara in heels and a well put together outfit looking amazing but I’m actually one of them girls that rolls out of bed to go shopping looking like a scruffy pile of shite
it’s not even the holiday that’s expensive, it’s all the clothes, eyelash extensions, new nails & gels on toes, airport outfit and ordering loads of crap like inflatable flamingos 😭
Psa if you’re due on your period this week you’re most likely going to peak fertility on Valentine’s Day, don’t let a 59p card and an M&S dine in for 2 ruin the next 18 summers 🤰🏼
i can’t believe that a group of women belittling and bullying one woman until she’s on the verge of tears and has to get up and leave is allowed to air on tv, this makes me feel sick 😤
girls are wild, I stayed at my pals uni house last night and her housemate is booting off because I used a shared toilet saying I owe her £1 for toilet paper and I’m out of control for having a wee at 2am🤣🤣🤣
I’m 100% sure a fake Thomas Cook Facebook page aren’t going to give you a 2 week trip to the Maldives that Debby from Cheshire didn’t claim if you like and share a post
gotta give it to influencers, don’t know how they constantly get nice pics of themselves.
I get one nice pic and put it as my profile pic on fb and post it on insta then I’m done for the rest of the year
just told a customer that my last shift is Sunday and he goes “do you know who I wish would leave?” and he points to another member of staff, never seen someone’s face drop so fast till I told him that he just pointed at my mother
my house is littered with bobbles until I actually need one, then it’s a 15 min manhunt before eventually finding a pink Barbie bobble I last saw in 2004
i miss house parties , there’d always be one person who’d take it too far and end up on the floor and someone would come running in with a loaf of Kingsmill 50/50 thinking they’d saved the day
lol once I get my roots sorted, my lips and jawline filled, my nails re done, lose 2 stone, get a new wardrobe and a fantastic tan it’s over for you bitches
why is there £11m to spend on ONE missing child but no funding for the millions of people in the UK who require urgent care for their mental health needs
can never stop working out how long I have left at work, could have been there 5 minutes and I’d have already started the countdown from 7 hrs 55 mins ⏱⏱
can’t wait till I’m married and have babies so i can do all the Christmas traditions like leaving out mince pies and milk for Santa and carrots for Rudolph and buying xmas pjs 😭😭
If you need another reason to get your tits done, if you’re murdered and your body is unidentifiable, they can identify you via the serial code on your implant 🤝
I’d be fucking buzzing if I was 16 and didn’t have to take my GCSEs and got automatically given my predicted grades🤣🤣🤣 how are some kiddies complaining about this please
can’t believe that Justin bieber is literally married now cause in my head he’s still 16 with sandy brown hair and a combover singing baby at a bowling alley x
no toilet roll but shelves full of fruit, veg and multivitamins, at least when your weak immune system isn’t protecting you from the virus, you’ll be able to wipe your shitty arse with andrex
a couple of years ago I’d have had to snapchat someone about 200 times to get them into my best friends & now I’ll snap someone like twice and they’ll go to the top and stay there for like a week 😩