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flawed, experimenting person. bi & polyam. • Author of HOW TO LIVE WITH THE INTERNET • Words in: @playboy @ellemagazine etc.

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@gabalexa
Gabrielle 💬
3 months
Me & 22 other nonmonogamous content creators raised $16.5k for Medical Aid for Palestinians with #Poly4Paly ! ✨ You can also watch the recording on YT now! ❤️
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2 years
they literally gave dave chappelle more specials after his transphobic tirade led to an employee walkout lol.
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Pop Crave
2 years
Netflix puts Will Smith's upcoming movie, ‘Fast And Loose’ on hold following #Oscars incident, @Variety reports. "It remains uncertain whether Netflix will return to developing ‘Fast and Loose’ and, if so, whether the streamer would seek a new star for the project."
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daniel radcliffe writing helena bonham carter a letter wishing he'd been born ten years earlier so he could hit... and then her keeping it for twenty years is giving me life tbh
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3 years
As a former restaurant employee, I am enjoying seeing that ppl are refusing to be exploited by that industry anymore.
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6 years
literally how do they keep selling ass & tittys to us as alternating trends, they’re body parts??
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2 years
celebs don’t come out anymore they just become really good friends with kehlani
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1 month
Everyone is out and the plot has nothing to do with them coming out 🙏🏾
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What would make a GOOD lesbian rom com
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3 years
drag them reductress 😭
@Reductress
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Woman With BLM in Her Bio Unsure Where She Stands on Ethnic Cleansing in Palestine:
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3 months
If i bought a ticket for Tyler and got Megan, I would try my hand at playing the lotto next lmaooo.
@PopCrave
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3 months
Tyler, The Creator will no longer headline Lollapalooza on Thursday, August 1st. He will be replaced by Megan Thee Stallion.
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6 years
we're evolving.
@Newsweek
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6 years
Bizarre ear condition makes woman unable to hear men's voices
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Transphobia eventually becomes this: harassing random strangers in the bathroom and getting yourself heated bc you believe, from your visual observation, that it's possible to know someone's gender just by looking at them.
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5 years
in any other context, moving out of your parent's place with your wife and trying to build wealth independently would be a good thing lmaoooo.
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Mirror Royal
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'Harry had two strong women in his life - and he chose Meghan over the Queen'
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He was visibly ill when he boarded but his wife said he was just out of breath. The airline checked his pulse & decided he was fine even though he’d started throwing up blood. He died shooting blood out of his nose & mouth & they gave everyone $13 for the hassle. 😭
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Husband, 63, dies beside his wife when 'litres of blood' shoot out of his nose and mouth all over the interior of the plane in front of screaming passengers flying from Bangkok to Germany 😳
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2 years
tumblr letting nsfw content back on the platform the same week twitter is in shambles like
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1 year
the only ppl ya'll should be recording in public are cops
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2 months
kehlani’s baby daddy saying they’re an abuser who pretended he was gay for branding is truly not what i expected to come out of one chris brown photo ngl
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2 years
"You tell me what masculinity is. Bc I wouldn't wanna walk up on me in the street." LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and just like that, the Jonathan Majors discourse is over. 🔥
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Gabrielle 💬
6 years
Vagina shame allowed Johnson & Johnson’s to market their baby powder for female hygiene for years — and now they’re paying $4 billion to 22 women who claimed the powder gave them ovarian cancer. Landmark court case.
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Gabrielle 💬
6 years
vaginas are supposed to taste like vaginas & that's that on that #thingsihavewritten
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
A Kodak Black collab in 2022 is fr embarassing.
@_benjvmins_
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2 years
niggas ain’t gon ever leave rapists off their songs huh?
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9 months
My girlfriend is *in* exposure therapy and the main advice to supportive partners is not to randomly decide you're the one running the exposure therapy ..................
@scretladyspider
elle is trying
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saw an AITA post about how OP decided to try“exposure therapy” for his autistic gf’s sensory stuff. So he played loud metal music on noise cancelling headphones at full blast and held them on her ears as she tried to get them off. Gf had a panic attack. That is abuse.
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8 months
Actually the problem here is capitalism lol
@iamkatelyngrace
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imagine ur 8 months pregnant and you have to get up everyday to go work a full time job bc you didn’t pick ur husband correctly. no, really think abt it.
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Gabrielle 💬
5 years
If you keep female snakes away from males long enough, they RECONFIGURE their DNA or clone themselves when they wanna have a baby... we stan a strong independent anaconda. 🐍
@NPR
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An anaconda named Anna gave birth to 18 babies at Boston's New England Aquarium — without ever being in contact with a male. ( @wgbh )
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
@modsiwW You’re the only person styling them properly that’s why
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1 year
"You do not need to identify me." is a mood.
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
@pierrefleury_ Tyra needs to apologize once a month until it sticks bc every resurfaced clip is bananas 😭
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Gabrielle 💬
5 years
Women were shut out of writing/directing jobs for EVERY EPISODE of this season of #GameOfThrones . So while I love that we feel empowered by certain female characters, women should've written them. Particularly for characters who were sexually abused.
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2 years
White ppl get to live in power and ya’ll telling them to rest in power too? 😭
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Gabrielle 💬
4 months
you actually don’t have to do surveillance on underpaid workers for an extra scoop of carnitas, it’s kinda weird :/
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
4 months
There’s currently a “method” going around for Chipotle, basically you film them while they make your food which makes them not skimp out on the portions because they don't want the bad publicity or reviews 😭😭😭😭
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5 years
@jane1snakehole I am incredibly concerned for people who watched this video and saw romance/lust. 😭 Please date people who are nice to you.
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
cardi b on tomorrow 2, easily!!!
@girlsinrap
The Female Rap Room
2 years
Who had the hardest female rap verse in 2022 👀
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10 months
This should be a call to action to build more public restrooms but instead, they’re putting a 10 year old on probation.
@Phil_Lewis_
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A 10-year-old Mississippi boy who was arrested for public urination after he stepped behind his mom’s car to urinate has received 3 months of probation and is required to write a 2-page paper on Kobe Bryant
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Earlier this year, the stimulants shortage, a friend's cancer death, plus other problems had me sobbing in my bedroom & my roommate said she felt so 'uncomfortable' and 'traumatized' that I had to move out. That's how ya'll treat ppl when they call attention to their struggles.
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
Sony when Jared Leto is a pedophile: 😊 *casts him in Morbius* Sony when Will Smith slaps someone:
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Bad Boys 4 is reportedly on hold due to the #WillSmith incident. "There will be a … pause in work as things play out," says @THR .
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3 years
white feminism's blueprint for empowerment is always about women participating in capitalism the way men do, and rarely about imagining a world where everyone's basic needs are met
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6 years
White people should only be allowed to join the cannabis industry if they’re partnered with a previously incarcerated black or brown person.
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christian nationalism is going to make this country actually unlivable for everyone.
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3 years
this tweet is popular bc there’s a piece of all of us that’s a little in love with HBC
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6 years
“Don’t perpetuate hate” is often coded language for “don’t fight back”.
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2 years
@Nyaaaax3 I worked at Aeropostale, Abercrombie, & Guess, plus Applebee’s, I just twitched at the thought
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2 years
my gf taught me to always order an extra side (or two) of white rice from the chinese food store in case you're too lazy later in the week and ... that changed my life quite frankly
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2 years
Every project, Megan’s like, “I’m bi 🤪” so I’m led to believe that ppl’s inability to take bisexuality seriously causes them to mysteriously ‘forget’ every time 😭
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5 years
Researchers have studied this! Straight women give head *twice* as much as straight men (and receive it half as much). Also: women are typically the initiators of divorce by a wide margin, not men.
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Straight women don’t give head...hence the reason for a high divorce rate. My opinion🤷🏾‍♂️
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8 months
I’m so confused bc I had back problems in Palm Springs & Alaska airlines had me speak to a doctor who kept asking if I was pregnant or on drugs but there’s airlines just letting ppl board while they throw up blood? What is happening rn
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3 years
Aubrey Plaza marrying a man doesn’t make her any less bi unless bisexual secretly means ‘lesbian’ now!
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2 years
@israelpadilla__ Idk why he acted like that but she needs to drop the outfit deets :/ Emily wya
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8 months
We absolutely should’ve kept mask mandates for flights bc what do you mean they let someone board who was vomiting blood
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
oh, to be straddled by kehlani at one of their concerts .... it would be my honor. literally. like when will it be me.
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The comments 😭😭😭😭
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@leamaric
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I’m sorry but this is sauuuurrr funny lololol
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8 months
If you let someone who’s vomiting blood fly without a mask and then they shoot blood out of their mouth & nostrils and die, I feel like you owe everyone more than $13 😭
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11 months
I love this analysis of Cobra & Meg, you will always be famous!
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
@dizzside @israelpadilla__ This sounds really hopeful but so much anti-trans violence happens bc of acquaintances/friends/partners, I don't think this is true in practice. :/
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At the end of the day, a lot of ppl don't see settler colonialism as violence.
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2 years
I’m telling my mom that the Good Morning America co-anchors got caught cheating and the way she’s gasping like T.J. Holmes is our cousin or something lmaooooooooooo.
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1 year
boy math is calling yourself a 'dom' but you don't even know how to negotiate a scene or what aftercare is
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Gabrielle 💬
3 years
As a software engineer myself, I absolutely think nondelivery employees should understand the implications and culture of the app they made… lol.
@SFGate
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DoorDash, the food delivery app based out of San Francisco, is requiring all its nondelivery employees, including CEO Tony Xu, to do a “dash” once a month — and some employees are seemingly furious.
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5 years
@angryblkhoemo nobody on MY INTERNET asked for this 😭
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4 months
"no boyfriends at pride" when the mother of pride, brenda howard, was bi & polyamorous and dated men is so weird. it also implies that you can tell someone's gender by looking at them but like. it's just not a discourse even rooted in reality.
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6 years
“Rihanna just got tired of him. She gets tired of men sometimes.” is the most valid excuse for a breakup I have ever heard in my life.
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1 year
@keatingssixth Meanwhile we just tryna give her some friendly advice 🙄
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7 years
@_imDuskii Yikes, tell her to go to the gyno. Her vagina is Sahara dry and I am afraid for her.
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3 years
@ClearandBright I would've written it in my diary and it would never see the light of day but hey, Daniel Radcliffe is braver than I
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1 year
I think this is a white thing bc I don't think about either.
@DothTheDoth
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The Roman Empire is for boys the Salem Witch Trials are for girls.
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3 months
ao3 about to go craaaaaazy for them.
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6 years
Women are sold the concept of romantic partnership as a reward (for purity & thankless emotional labor) when it's not inherently rewarding lmao. And men are taught to objectify that purity/emotional labor, rather than to actually love women.
@wesleysnipes
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What's an adult problem no one prepared you for?
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Gabrielle 💬
3 years
@BebeHouseman LMAOOOOO you're 100% right
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Gabrielle 💬
5 years
Every decision I made for my reproductive health benefited the men I was fucking. But every side effect I dealt with in isolation or WITH FRIENDS WHO WEREN'T MEN because we've put contraceptive labor entirely on women.
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
@elijahwood @MIAuniverse not M.I.A disappointing Frodo 😭
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
I loved the art he created through movement sooo much. RIP Twitch. :(
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
If my very public intimate partner violence trial was turned into an SNL skit, I would go full Scarlet Witch on 30 Rockefeller Plaza.
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
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Unearthed surveillance from the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial
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1 year
maybe the 4th hole is the friends we made along the way
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
We’re a week out from the timeline saying Letitia is queerbaiting, watch.
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6 years
@SalasAsia They will deadass hit you with the, “I thought you loved him 😒😒😒” like ma’am... apparently we hurt the people we love so I had to play a strong defense.
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1 year
Why is nobody acknowledging that Mildred is abusive 😭😭😭😭 #TheUltimatumQueerLove
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3 years
“people don’t wanna work anymore”
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Gabrielle 💬
1 year
“When Benito is asked whether he believes race and colorism play a role in the success of a reggaeton artist, he responds, ‘Because I haven’t seen it or lived it, I can’t say. It’d be irresponsible of me to say yes.’” OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HE'S DUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭
@TIME
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Bad Bunny refuses to cater to the mainstream—and he doesn’t need to
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2 years
If you don’t know about Jared Leto, you can literally Google it 😭
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2 years
@bidonica1 @itszaeok omg i'm screaming lmaoooo
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3 years
drug tests are so childish like, if I can do my job and microdose LSD, that's my business
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1 year
@pissyopants1 the white guy was in there for murder, I feel like they didn’t have a choice 😅
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1 year
@pierrefleury_ Cancel Phineas & Ferb! There are not 104 days in summer vacation, actually. Wrap it up.
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
Deleting a man off your socials & then posting Lemonade quotes/imagery has so much meaning like. Beyonce gave us a language.
@PopCrave
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2 years
Megan Fox deletes photos with Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram and posts a video of a letter burning captioned with lyrics from Beyoncé’s ‘Lemonade’ track “Pray You Catch Me.”
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5 years
the person who invented gender reveal parties ended up with a non-binary baby, holy irony 😩
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
Prison doesn't rehabilitate. In fact, it increases recidivism. So while it would be really satisfying to see Tory Lanez found guilty, what I am *really* craving is a society where Black women are believed and supported after harm has occured.
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@prettycritical right? they're like "yummy mommy milkers are good actually" wha––
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@DulyNoted808 Men have never ever ever kicked me out their silly lil bathrooms where everybody gotta stand up 🙄
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Gabrielle 💬
8 months
@GinaGirlGenius you can’t even afford anything they sell at the airport with that
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
Omg, they're proposing: up to 25 years in prison; if your baby is premature, you have to give birth at a hospital/facility w/ 2 physicians present; it forbids physicians from considering mental/emotional conditions as life-threatening enough reasons to terminate a pregnancy.
@vickiringer
Vicki Ringer
2 years
New abortion ban bill introduced in SC Senate would prohibit anyone from telling a pregnant woman that she could go to another state for an abortion, prohibit anyone from driving her there, and prohibits a website from providing info about abortion. This cannot stand.
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5 years
SAD GIRL JHENE IS BACK. Omg. I wasn’t ready. 😢
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Gabrielle 💬
6 years
Toxic Femininity is back this week with an important PSA! 🚨 #washyourdick
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damn we lost her
@PopCrave
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“I did so much sh*t in my life. I had my nipples out, I had my panties out, but now those are the things, I guess, as a mom ... it's just things that I just feel like I would never do ... and I'm just like ‘oh my god, I really did that? nips out?’” — Rihanna to British Vogue
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Gabrielle 💬
9 months
She was tossing colonizers around like rag dolls, PLS I LUV HER 😭😭😭 #WhatIf
@wandaslizzie
ken
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when is kahhori’s live action debut like look at this EATERY #WhatIf
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Gabrielle 💬
4 months
The people who build your Chipotle order are not a corporation & therefore not the ones setting the portion sizes. Recording people isn’t a solution to corporate greed & sounds more like a way to play manager & feel like you have power at your local Chipotle. Get local tex-mex!
@Colethewolf
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People on twitter never know what they want? Like, is it “fuck corporate greed, here’s a hack to make their pockets hurt” or “just pay extra for what you should already be getting for the exorbitant price you’ve already paid”??? Like damn. Pick one!
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Gabrielle 💬
2 years
On dating shows, I see people *always* ask if they’re close to their family while implying that it’s an inherently valuable quality in a partner. The cultural attitude exemplified there is why ppl maintain connections to literal abusers! They’re socially rewarded for it.
@sapphyreblayze
aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸
2 years
The response that certain people are having to Jennette McCurdy's memoir goes to show that so many of you are still living with this false notion that mothers CAN'T be abusive, and that it's somehow inherently wrong to hate your mother and makes you a bad person.
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@kattenbarge Oh this shit gets me so fired up
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