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A real boyfriend never "gives up" on his girl. He fights for her
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I want a relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together?"
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I get jealous because I'm afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.
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That relationship where you can talk all the way from “good morning” to “good night” and never get bored of each other
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Are you overthinking again?
Me:
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You're my baby, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right, my pain, my happiness, my everything. You're MINE.
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The best relationship is when you're lovers and best friends.
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I love you yesterday, I love you still, I always have and I always will.
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It's not called being whipped. It's called having respect for your girlfriend.👌
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If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn't take her love for granted.
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I think it's cute when people tell you straight up that they like you. ;)
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I want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.
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If your girlfriend is pretty and a lot of guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her right. You got what they cant have
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If you think it's "gay" to do nice things for a girl you're probably too immature for a relationship anyway.
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The boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they're beautiful and show respect are real men.
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Don't give another girl more attention than your girlfriend. 🙅🙅
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I don't care who was "before" me, as long as I know there's nobody "during" me.
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The truth is.. If I could be with anyone, I'd still be with you.
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Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? Why cheat? It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up a rock.
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Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no girl has.
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I want a laid back, funny, shit talking, play fighting, type of relationship. 💏😜👌👍
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She's jealous because she's afraid you'll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger, and better than her..
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I want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.
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The boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they're beautiful and show respect are real men.
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Is your name Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight ;)
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Once you fall in love with someone, there's no going back to being just friends.
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If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, that's another reason to keep her and treat her right. You got what they can't have
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I get jealous, I get mad, I get worried, I get curious. But that's only because I love you so much and I don't wanna lose you.
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I just wanna see you.
Hold you.
Hug you.
Touch you.
Kiss you.
Cuddle with you.
Love you.
Be there with you..
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With you, I can forget all my problems. With you, time stands still. With you, there's no one else.
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A good boyfriend:
- knows you
- trusts you
- loves you
- respects you
- honors you
- supports you
- wants you
- appreciates you
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Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.
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Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
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Let's just kiss and cuddle and forget about everything for a while.
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A real man gives his lady the attention she deserves, gives her all of his love, calls her beautiful, and treats her like a queen.
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Great relationships have problems too. They're great because both people care enough about the other person to find a way to make it work.
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Cuddling is cute and fun until the kissing happens... Then... well, shit gets real.
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Call me old fashioned, but I actually take relationships seriously.
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I wanna text you and tell you I miss you but I know you just don't feel the same way.
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When a girl is acting like she doesn't care about you anymore, that's when she needs you the most.
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Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.
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i feel myself changing, i don't even laugh the same anymore, i don't smile the same, or talk the same, i'm just so damn tired of everything.
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Relationships where you can just chill at each other's house, make each other laugh, cuddle, take pics, & tell each other everything.
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I want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.
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Every girl has her bestfriend, boyfriend, and true love. But you're really lucky if they're all the same person.
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She won't stay around forever if you don't treat her right.
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If you're lucky enough to get a second chance, don't waste it.
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Text her something sweet while she's sleeping, so in the morning she wakes up with a smile on her face.
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Text her something sweet while she's sleeping, so in the morning she wakes up with a smile on her face ♥
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The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Use it properly ;)
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