IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
@AlchemyCorgi
IS A CEREAL-BRAND CRYPTID CHUCKLEFUCK. HE HYPNO’D MY FUCKING LIFE. THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS SPACEMYA FUCKIN SMIRK OUT AND HE LOOKED INTO MY FUCKING EYES, AND HE SAID “your will is *this* big” AND I SAID “but that’s NOTHING!!???”