Throwback to this gender over Halloween 🦇

😮‍💨 woe is me... when will the #paypigs find me?

@bryanthemeerkat Oh no 😨

Very gender affirming the amount of men who ask if they can fuck my pussy just because I have "trans" in my bio

Call me Amontillado the way this wine got me bricked up

@bryanthemeerkat How much did you have to flash to get those beads?!

New year, same sleepyhead 😴😪 Catch me honk-shoo'ing into 2026

Can't have a moment of peace in this house

I don't think I've ever edged a sewing machine for this long I'm impressed

Oh would you look at that, my neck is perfectly shaped to fit a mouth 👀🙈

What kind of date would you take me on?

@LaveauContraire Sounds like someone just has 👀

EXTRAY EXTRAY READ ALL ABOUT IT: BOTTOM NOT SATISFIED AFTER SEX; NO ONE TO WARM THEIR HOLE

I'm the most informative person in this grocery store

Pangea, my Beloved

@bryanthemeerkat Well Deserved!

AHHHHH the Catholic guilt!

@amazon tell me why I ordered a tent from y'all and when I open the package it's mildewy, leaves and pine needles inside, and dirt on the bottom? There were holes in the mesh everywhere!

Need to find a skinny nerdy stoner with a thick girthy hog to bounce on in T - 10 minutes or I'm going to go crazy