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Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???
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people who like boojum never shut the fuck up about how much they like boojum
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such a confident and brave thing to do if your idea of “making a political statement” is doing your makeup to include a secret easter egg that 99% of people will have no context to know what it is
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my thoughts are with all the americans who came over to Trinity to live their Normal People fantasy and are now trapped in Trinity Halls
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Leo in the airport making sure that people going on holidays aren't on the COVID payment
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what if we kissed in the recovery area of the vaccination centre
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when hozier said “shes the giggle at a funeral” he was talking about margaret thatchers funeral
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hello my fellow heterosexual friends how are you all on this fine day of not having sex with people of the same gender
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i’m so used to ordering takeaway that I just put dinner on and went to check its progress on the Deliveroo app even though it’s in my oven
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anytime I see “<“ or “>” my brain goes “crocodile eat big number”
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Ordered a pizza and for some reason allergens is a menu item so I have ordered 252 of them
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post your christmas presents so I can determine your socioeconomic status and judge you accordingly
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I ask “that’s on card right?” every time I get out of a taxi even though I fully know well that it’s on card
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St3nson keeps tapping me on grindr who wants me to enter into a loveless marriage and inherit the wh1te moose fortune
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if you have an irish number and don’t do 3/3/4 you’re a freak sorry
What pattern do you say your mobile phone number in?? Surely it has to be 5/3/3
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thinking about how that nonce thinks that gay rape jokes are somehow acceptable
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freaky sex to you: chains and whips etc.
freaky sex to me: doing it with the big light on
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Hi Chris. Cool pictures. Older discrete couple looking for fun, you interested?
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just used a q-tip on my ear and it slid right in, fuuuuuck my ear canussy (ear canal pussy) is so loose
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I really like Sex Education because it doesn’t really vilify anyone. Most of the characters that can be considered the antagonists that do shitty things have their reasons, those reasons don’t vindicate them but it helps contextualise their behaviour beyond them just being “evil”
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no offence but if I see one more joke along the lines of “oh does covid only come out at 8pm” I’m going to shoot myself in the head
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just found out about something horrifying, in the czech republic there is a man who goes around hunting gay people and the government knows about it but doesn’t do anything, google czech hunter gay to find out more.
it’s honestly so shocking that this is happening in 2021
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I think bus drivers should take buses home at the end of their shift and park them in their gardens
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Can’t believe they cancelled the junior cert, I put so much work into my CSPE action project 😡😡
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it would be weird if i didn’t post a thirst trap after getting my perm
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my path to marrying reach was destroyed when he blocked me after I sent this
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back on grindr not even an hour
this was the boost i needed today
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no offence i know mouth spitting is like this big sexy twitter thing but if someone ever spat in my mouth i would murder them
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Imagine spitting on your Australian girlfriend during sex and she turns into a mermaid
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starting a gofundme for my new homosexual cafe, baristas will be executed if their till is short, boots vouchers will be handed out with every transaction. pls support. it will have a sensory breast feeding period room
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@jakjak846
@britneyvinyl
Fun fact: In the original script he was! But the script leaked so they had to change it last minute
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i shagged micheál martin in the boilerhouse and that didn’t make the news
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Ok so why was gay cafe girl trying to get 10k off the gay community to buy less than one coffee machine when her mam is apparently rich enough to fund it all
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matt leblanc is me da watching me ma grab the wooden spoon after i left the immersion on 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅😅😅😂😂
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i hope u all see that having disclaimers in your bio is pointless as if someone likes your nsfw tweet it will still come up on other people’s tls regardless of whether or not you put a mystical protection phrase in your bio
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If you replied to this like “littering 🤮” you probably suck and also must never have heard of balloons or know about how much of your daily waste goes unrecycled. I will fight you.
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this video comes across as slam poetry and i love every second of it
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jesus didn’t know about this, stop supporting hitler guys. if i see any mutuals RTing or interacting with him i’m unfollowing
Hitler being a pedo is not discussed enough imo.
Virtually everyone he dated was a teenager. Eva Braun was 17 years old. Geli Raubal was also around 17. Maria Reiter was around 16 as well.
All known sexual relationships Hitler had started with teenagers whilst he was in his
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Don't know if I've posted this already but I'm still thinking about this
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nutritionally deficient, sleep deprived and in need of a haircut
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who needs a boyfriend when you can be the guy who gets asked by his friends for threesomes in a desperate attempt to save their failing relationships
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I’m glad Dominos put this on the pizza box so I can feel like
@michellevisage
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remember when this chap had a wank on a plane
BAN WOMEN FROM THE WET PUBS - Peadar is asking Mick if it would be possible to ban women from wet pubs "as they take up too much space and they are a distraction for proper drinkers. Let them go to gastro pubs."
What are your thoughts?
#NPRedFM
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if you are gay, in my head you are either from dublin, galway, cork, or mayo
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when mammy asks you to turn the immersion off but you’re busy eating your chicken fillet roll with your friend from the gaa paul mescal and joey from friends is your uncle
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shoutout to the porn account that came into our spaces last night and asked if we could all wank and moan down the mic and also decided to reveal that he was in the nypd
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reply to this if you’ve ever thought about the fragility of human life
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