welcome to the hell-scape called my mind | basically illiterate but high school educated | yes i do follow a lot of nsfw accounts | 18+ only in dms please
some g*ests today handed me a plastic water bottle full of pee without the cap; they lost it; they were trying to hide it and i unassumingly offered to take it to the trash. i tell you holding an open bottle of very warm pee wasn’t on my bingo card this year.
had a gu*st ask me if the r*de was “safe for someone with loose teeth”… i’ve been asked so many interesting questions but this one has to be the craziest one ever. i swear i lost brain cells trying to answer