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New fav playlist let me put y’all on this man it’s SO GOOD
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Bro I still call it bombay fuck makes you think I’ll start calling it Bharat lmaoooooo
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Pakistanis have such a fun way of typing they go like aisey kaisey instead of aise kese
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Landed 3 hours ago already ate momos, did hookah (real one), drank beer and had dudes tell I just gotta call em and they’ll show up. I’m home
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Stop crying about American politics and start worrying about who you will vote for next year. The Indian system is fairly decentralised & local elections matter more, but a foot in the door is good. Find out what parties stand for and support one that aligns with your interests
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Quick reminder to everyone Satya Nadella is a Manipal grad we all got that DOG in us
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I am not going to find love in the club or on the internet or in the classroom
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People who go to college in the same city are so funny. Like aww you’re going to college?? Did u pack your tiffin???? Poor baby don’t miss the bus!
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I feel stagnant, musically. I genuinely feel like I haven’t heard anything fresh is such a long time and everything is a permutation of something before it. This is my fault for not looking hard enough, and staying in my comfort zones.
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We’re going to the temple now it seems. And the person taking us is mom’s ex student who I ghosted all of last sem. This is so much fun.
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QT with your food highlights from June ✨
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@doronstudio
You are not done when you have nothing more to add. You are done when you have nothing more to remove.
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Boys buy a chain and go to the gym and think they’re hot shit I’m boys
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They call me 007
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Just learned depths of Wikipedia is run by a woman my soul feels healed
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This is why I can’t quit man look at how fucking cool they look
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Really excited to get an apartment I hereby invite anyone on this app over if you want some good food
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Ex posted a thirst trap I need to work out harder and cut faster I will win this war
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All this Indians don’t care about barbie is fine and all but my sister is very excited to watch it with me that’s all I care about
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I have been asked to take off the black nail polish: “tu ladka nahi hai kya”
This is why I don’t wear it at home
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I SPENT NINETY MINUTES TO PICK OUT A SONG FOR MY STORY WHY AM I LIKE THIS
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I cannot sleep and all I can think about is how I should definitely contact my 12th grade English teacher and rizz her up so hard
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Great day at the gym almost crushed myself trying to set a new bench press PR
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Rabb ne bana di jodi is WILD imagine cheating on your husband pretty much and it turns out it was your husband all along
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Bro was not loved 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, I don't know about you, but what kind of father comments such a thing on his daughter's photos.
😒🤦
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People call twitter the worst social media but y’all are actually the nicest people I know? I love my mutuals so much and want nothing but happiness for you
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My main reason for not wanting to move to the US is I don’t want to lift weights in lbs wtf
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One muscle up in three months, ten in six months, and abs by the end of this year. Watch me.
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How do I tell her that I want to cook for her and see her smile and hear her talk about everything under the sun without actually telling her
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If u were in a technical club that wasn’t a student project you were rlly weird
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God bless you Proshow god bless you student council god bless you system admin you guys did things far beyond what was asked of you and you did it WELL
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Everything has changed manipal is not like it was, goodbye to this town
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I don’t have a work friend but I do have a work enemy his name is Mayank and I call him uncle every morning
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Guys holy fuck I passed I didn’t give a quiz because I was doing internship work and I still passed and it’s honestly not that bad a result holy FUCKING shit guys I might just have my life together????????
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People on dating apps LOVE telling you their opinions on pineapples on pizza
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MY MOTHER IS ALREADY SENDING ME RISHTAS WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT EVEN 21 PLEASE DONT??? WHO TF ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!?
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I cannot explain to you how excited I am for the new animated Spider-Man movie I am vibrating at a frequency of 10,000 Hz rn
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Just got off a nice call with my dad where he didn’t ask about my studies and I didn’t ask for money. Felt good
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I have noticed that although I have 251 followers, I am not receiving 251 likes on my tweets. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'like'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have
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Bro not kidding Anuv Jain sounds like some kid from college only I thought he’s going to ask for attendance and all
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If I see another goddamn clip of Christian Bale making the stupid American Psycho face I will commit human rights violations
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SPOILER FOR WORDLE
SPOILER FOR WORDLE
SPOILER FOR WORDLE
How father dear solves the wordle so cute
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STOP IT TWITTER FUCKING STOP MOVING SHIT AROUND I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO IMPALE ELON MUSK WITH A DRAWING TABLET STYLUS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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Ever since I started working out I’ve just naturally started eating better??? And I’ve been more productive??? And my body doesn’t hurt??? Magic.
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If the Mars bar doesn’t have the throbbing veins I’m not putting it in my mouth
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I love when my opinion that Ranveer Singh is the best movie star rn is validated he’s such a good actor he can be our Brad Pitt
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Competition is so bad it’s harder to get jobs than actually do them
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when they said all the cool boys put your hands up and say om shanti om i put my hands up and said om shanti om
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@RevelsMIT
I told everyone this last year and I’m telling you this now if you want the twitter audience to like you then you can’t post like it’s any other social media
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I love Diwali all the pretty women post pictures and I fire react to their stories
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Also unrelated but man don’t you guys sometimes feel like maybe your feelings about something or someone are really one sided and you can see where it’s going and it’ll be painful but you just can’t stop? Or is it just me?
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I took this picture in my sisters room everyone wish her luck for CLAT
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Guys gaand phatke haath me aa chuki hai
Flatmates' mother did a surprise visit the astray cigs and protection packs all in there my man better come out his room alive bro we gotta go to subway at 4 who will i have lunch with ( i hope his mother pays hehe i am so broke!!!!)
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only MIT kids get to make fun of MIT 😡
The biggest pandemic is MIT people posting stories with
#andhapaisa
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#btkhatam
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It’s too much cringe.
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Reply to this tweet and I’ll tell you which of the seven sins I think you embody 👹👺😈
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21st birthday is great and all but on my 22nd you can fucking bet I’m blasting Taylor Swift everywhere
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Converting a bad birch from hinge to Instagram got me feeling unstoppable nobody tell her I’m bald rn
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