Mrs. Malone
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After months of inactivity, I finally made a big project.
Pretty girls crochet 😍✨✨
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Ight bet
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A picture of you on glasses!!
Let's have it ladies and gents 👀
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4 shades of awesome! ✨😍😍
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A kind stranger on here got me mangoes and I hope someone pays his kindness forward ❤️
This is me saying thank you✨
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Continue walking until you reach Kirikiri
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Started writing poetry again and I'm actually so glad. Maybe I’ll compile it into a cute little book and send it to the person they’re about, that’s if them no block my papa
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Have been, just can’t stand my face in them
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Putting y’all on game for free 🤭
Fuck it, this is an *underrated artiste* checkpoint. quit gatekeeping that song/album, put us on ! 🧍🏾♂️
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Okay, why am I suddenly liking Seyi Vibez’ music? 😭😭😭
I’ve lost my way 😪
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*has a quick DJ session because problem no start for my head😭😭✋
*wakes up horny asf*
*remembers my financial problems and huge family responsibilities*
*erectile dysfunction*
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Followed my babe to his brother’s HS graduation and everyone was asking if we were married 😭😭😂😂😂😂
I just dey blush the whole day
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Wife!
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Riding him out, drunk as fuck, this song playing in the background, funny ass remarks here and there with a sprinkle of laughter, him telling you how divine you are before grabbing your hips and taking you to pound town >>>>>>😭😭
(Lyrics)
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"Send your aza"
"sent you money"
"come fuck me"
"drop your details"
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Mangoes are sooooooo good
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Happy Birthday, Pelumi. You’re a star 🤭❤️
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Need you iml pls
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Go girl, purrrr😍
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Be like this girl follow me dey share my babe 🥹🥹
I’m such a lucky duck fr
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My dictionary phase was wild. My father had this thick, black, hardcover 8th edition Oxford. I would read it all the time and when I finally got the one with those colorful appendix, you couldn't peel me away from the dictionary.
There was this year (my gap year), I think the highlight of that year was going through the dictionary at the slightest opportunity I got and I was really marvelled by the new words I discovered. I was like a toddler getting candy, my ultimate treasure hunt.
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Every time I come on this app, I think “these tweets from men has to be sarcasm” Cus there’s no way these thoughts are real.
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Breeding kink is all fun and games until you’re actually bred 😭😭
Pls I’m really just a girl 😪
Why must the good suffer?
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Joke’s on me. Abandoned the project and blocked them everywhere. Their papa!
Started writing poetry again and I'm actually so glad. Maybe I’ll compile it into a cute little book and send it to the person they’re about, that’s if them no block my papa
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This fkin album bro 😍😍😍
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No way this ngga just referred to Rih like she sells at Mile 3 😭
Sorry but is something happening this year that we don't know about???? All the girls are dropping albums.... All except that pant and bra vendor
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Love my friends so much. Took a while but I think my current friends are some of the best people I’ve encountered. Y’all are literally my anchor and I love them so much.
Special shout-out to my wife, i love you bae 🥹❤️❤️
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I remember one time my daddy prank called me with a new number, with a different accent entirely oh.
He goes, “hello, it’s me your love” I said I don’t have any love and they’ve got the wrong number and cut the call. He tried twice again…
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This is sexual harrasment btw
once i reach fa that dic & you move my hand u can get tf on gay ass ngga
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The Good in Me still does something to me
“Your heart’s a vine that I’ve been trying to climb, yeah you’re making a ruin of me” 😭😭😭😭😩
One of the greatest body of work this generation of music has ever seen✨Touched my life🫶🏾
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Like how crazy people are becoming more self aware
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I'm not crying, you are 😥
I want to tell a story about the day I knew how much I meant to my dad.
It was around 9pm, on a rainy sunday night , when my dad was hungry n requested I bought him the same indomie I’d bought earlier, mind you, the shop I’d bought them was almost an hour away, I’d just trekked
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Everyday I wake up with the zeal to be productive, beautiful and mysterious.
I check the beautiful box each day, idk about the rest adjectives
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Spotify will catch you off guard with the most out of pocket shit
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Take my life 😫😍😍😍😍
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And it’s not like I cannot afford it oh, but I’ll think about 5 other things I should’ve done instead.
I hate it here
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The guy has always been a clown
Our Christian brother Solomon Buchi has been noticeably silent about the SA culture in Unilag. I expected him to comment by now, considering his tendency to involve himself in women's business.
It seems he only speaks up when it’s to belittle women.
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I can count the number of my friends that go to church on one hand and still have fingers left 😌
Peak
i make it a priority to avoid niggas who go to church actually.
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I realized this when I turned 20. Like ah? New symptom? 2 years down the line, and it’s still a thing 😂
So menstrual cramps can cause some ladies to start vomiting? Wow, I didn't know that. 😓
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Already know 234 and Find are gonna be my shit
☁️April 12th we feast!!! Happy to share the tracklist for “CLOUDS”. Every song is my favourite 🤭☁️ Can’t wait for everyone to listen and vibe with me!
#kemuelclouds
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OG wattpad was on sum crack shit 😭😭😂😂😂
@mynicoelena
“sorry i didn’t upload i got hit by a bus last night chasing my pregnant cat on the highway, next chapter soon!”
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My coochie
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Happy Pride Month, my darlings 😍🥰
I hope you find your partners and the courage to live true (cus I no go do am🥲)
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Please help is out plsssssss🤲🤲
Please guys, tag me under this post. I really need this abeg 🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾 i beg you
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Loving me is like the smell of the wind before it rains
Loving me is like thunderstorm on a rainy night
Loving me is like the feeling of having fried plantain and eggs on a lazy Sunday morning...
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I do this a lot😂😂😂
Tension go wan kpai us
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She better, I wish I could’ve done more for her
the middle school version of yourself would look up to you, pisces.
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Or collapsed
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Mehhhn
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Annika never even talk her story finish, baba done laser her head 😭😂
I was like, “ah?” 😨
Na body go tell Ashley 😭
I’m an adult but homelander fucking scares me, he genuinely scares me bro, thank God he isn’t real
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What’s with this Gabzy x Melvitto fan girl stereotypes?
Like we’re literally soft princesses who vibe to dope ass music
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You for actually say “I’m a Yoruba boy” The rest na joint package, no need to state am
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Gbolahan is such a weird name
There's literally gbola in it 🥲
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If he ain’t like this, idw him
Y’all keep the hoes
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Hi pls 😭
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Real Lovers 😩😭😍😍😍
Not unlike the feeling in my father’s letter to my mother in 1972:
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Twin.
I wanted to be done with it so bad, didn’t even celebrate or congratulate myself. Straight to moving on
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My cat is so fat cus she’s preggy and she can’t climb as much as she used to 😂😂
I usually go help lift her up to the window sill when I see her looking at it with longing but y’all having babies will ruin your lifeeeee
0/10 do not recommend!
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And if you can’t take the hint, you not the one for me
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Everyone was staring today, is how I know my fit was hard af
if the fit doesn’t make elderly people stare i just know it’s mid.
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Battling serious tummy issues and I went out w my brother to get medicine. Otw back and I’m almost breaking down on the road, baba say na “We’re almost there, don’t allow these commoners to see you”
Everybody for my house dey spoil me and its well deserved fr
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Stay put, FBI dey otw to your location 😭😭😭
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My partner started out as of my best friends and we weren’t even looking until we happened on each other. Somehow it takes the pressure of the “relationship” tag and we just exist as we always have been, just the care and the love has increased plus the extra tax
Relationships are so beautiful when you and your partner are actually good friends. You show up together, share inside jokes, talk openly, have fun, and totally vibe like besties. They shouldn’t replace your actual friends but it’s so amazing when the dynamic isn't just romantic.
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I don’t exactly get the context but, if my partner loves me even half as much as my dad does, I probably won.
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Idk how undergraduates are doing it in this 2024
Spending 2k on food everyday will barely feed you twice and that’s without protein (meat,fish, chicken).
In a month that’s 60k and some uni students alawee no reach 40k and you’ll still transport yourself inside school, buy handout and small small contribution here and there omo
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I will find you and I will do unspeakable things to you😭😭🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
Come and finish my life
Me and dark lipstick shades go together like fish and chips.
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Ateeeeee tf downnnnn😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍
Marry me, please😪
Let me eat your coochie 👉👈
While men slept, Sosa was up playing dress up.
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The day I told my boyfriend I had two oranges by like 9pm ish😂😂
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“Wtf is 2 oranges, Sybil?”
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Calling my govt name, I just knew I hit a nerve 😂😂
The hardest part of being a boyfriend is forcing your woman to eat.
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And na foodie she be before you meet am o. But to eat now na Wahala.
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If you sleep w the light on you a serial killa
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