Allotment thread : This was the only allotment that was up for grabs because the people didn’t pay for it To say the least it was a shitehole, so overgrown and there was just bags full of empty beer cans It’s obviously been unkept for a while Watch me flip it!

Noooo look who I caught tonight

Anybody else’s tweets struggling to send?

So stressed today I’ve fucking had enough already

@Bbbartlettt This is comedy gold and it wrote me off

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I had a hair cut today 🥵

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Saw every hour last night am absolutely shattered

It was my first day back at work today after being off for my operation and recovering for two months and I had a meeting with my employer and she told me that she no longer has hours for me even though I’m employed and have a contract Somebody tell me that’s illegal :)

My neighbours dogs are out in the night every night like they don’t sleep They woke me up last night at 2:30am 5:55am and the. 7:20 Barking and playing with a ball

I ordered some of those cluster lashes to try because I am sick of having my eyelashes done for maybe a month and at the end of it I’ve got no eyelashes left

I go back to work tomorrow after having my operation back in November and I’m really gunna miss being a stay at home mum with Ivy we’ve had the best time

My Internet decided it was going to break today, they can’t get an engineer out until Thursday but we don’t even have a telly or channels everything we watch on the TV uses the Internet So we literally have no background noice until Thursday what the fuck 😃

And the most ridiculous post on the internet today

One pump from my man and it’s all over