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Zalama is the creator of dragon balls but this is a facebook type beat post
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You didn't think about the victim's parents when you said this though, unreal victim card user
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@MrPresidentAria
Man, i don't know who you are or who he was but this hits me very much because i am in a similar situation rn since last october. May he rest in peace and wishing his family members and you the strength to go through this
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A scam caller called my dad, with a pic of a police officer and told him that his son(me) has committed a crime and is now in jail and crying for help. Little did he know that i was sitting right in front of my dad, so my dad said you talk to him yourself 😭😭
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Like for a mean indirect (i am super bored af to do this shit cause i never do this)
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You are so pathetic and embarrassing
5 minutes can you go without speaking in hindi challenge for North Indians
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MY HAIR IS BACK MFERS, I HAVE GREAT HAIR, WHICH GOES WELL WITH MY ASTOUNDING LOOKS AND MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TRUE PUNJABI GABRU WHO CAN STEAL YOUR GIRL
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Hopefully my first day of chemotherapy today goes well🫡🫡
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When your jobless friend needs to make money, so he stirs people up on twitter
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Chocolates from my girlfriend just arrived🥰
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I refuse to believe this is real dawg... no way it is real... it's too soon for him... I just woke up man this is fu**ing fake i don't believe it
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Like this tweet and i will fight 2 bears drunk and naked
(The number of likes will determine how many minutes)
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You know what's the worst thing about this? usa and uk are the one who can stop it but they won't. Because they want it to happen
Translation:
Urgent🚨
Ministry of Education in G🅰️z🅰️: Officially, the 2023/2024 academic year has been ended because all students have been kℹ️lled.
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@UTSources
Surely not because i have been doing this everyday and it still shows me i have another 2 days left and there are 4 days left in total to complete this
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India ke fans sabhi teams ki wives se ladte hue ki aaj woh baithenge indian players ke lode par
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I DON'T HAVE DENGUE FUCK YES! MY BODY DEFINITELY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE IT AS I JUST HAD MY CHEMO LAST WEEK😭😭
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Usopp and kaya kissed.
Dear one piece live action,
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Fuck the paris olympics
Vinesh Phogat didn't sleep whole night after reaching final & was working hard to shed extra 2 kg, but missed mark by 100 gram, is now hospitalized.
How do we even recover from this? This is probably the most cruel, shattering, heartbreaking incident in Indian Sports History 💔
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This is the first time im writing a thread so please bear with me and apologies for any mistakes in advance.
I was just about 5 or 6 years old when i first played dbz: budokai tenkaichi 2 game on ps2, i used to love it very much and that was my introduction to dragon ball-
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Wanna be twitter accounts hate my goat and would rather see p*orn or crypto ads instead of funny chiitan goat
@SaturnArtx7
I love everyone here.
No matter how much I get hated, I will protect you all from bad advertising.
Please keep smiling. Chiitan is in your hearts.
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This was a pure fanservice movie, and was like a goodbye letter to 20th century fox. They made this movie just for the fans and it was a fucking blast and fun to watch movie. Feeling bad for the people who can't have fun unless their movies have some deep meaning or shit-
Wolverine and Deadpool is the
#1
movie in the world. Thank you ALL!
@VancityReynolds
@ShawnLevyDirect
@MarvStudios
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so fucking unreal. No mangaka is ever becoming this big
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Everyone's dogs like to sit in ac and cool areas meanwhile my dog likes to sit in heat like she's a solar powered dog or something
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The throw was too good by nadeem man. Can't even say he was doping cause i doubt they have the money for it💔💔
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Only ogs will remember this
What everyone’s og pfp that only the real og’s will remember ? 🤔
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Me on israel vs Palestine, indian hindus vs indian muslims since yesterday
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My chemo finished early today so had to leave the hospital, bye bye beautiful girls
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Fun fruit punch samurai g facts-
1. I lost both my parents and was left with the responsibility to lead my clan as the general
2. I lost my teacher to aliens
3. I have an alien pet
4. I love mickey mouse
5. I am a professional rapper
6. Shinsengumu are after me
7. Leader of joui
Fun Henny facts,
- I have shot and used guns
- I nearly experience death cause of Asthma
- I can do the thumb thingy
- I once played for 22hrs straight in a single sitting
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This girl at the hospital is so goddamn beautiful man, i can't take my eyes off her
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She really can't do anything else besides twerking😂😂😂
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Yeah i lost my account because of a glitch😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸
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Going to grandma's(nani) house for a few days. Gonna return as a fat fuck after losing weight
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My honest reaction when 2 girls i know start talking to each other and now have no need for me in their lives as they enter into a lesbian relationship
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dating history:
dating history:
- girl i thought was the love of my life
- girl i thought was the love of my life
- girl i thought was the love of my life
- girl i thought was the love of my life
- girl i thought was the love of my life
- girl i thought was the love of my life
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Someone just lend him money to pay his rent man
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@Achillesdespair
That "bozo" you're calling is not insecure. He's far from insecure and he blocked you because of your own stupidity, racist tweets. You first say people to block you and when they do, you get triggered? Hypocrisy much?
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Quote this with your pet picture to make my timeline beautiful 🐕 🐈 🐇 🐎
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Nah f*** it. If any of you mfers who don't know sh** about india support this bullshit, go keys. My ancestors didn't die to protect the kashmiri pandits just to be called oppressors
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I feel so dizzy, light headed and tired after chemo everytime
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I saw an ostrich
Apparently, if you can see a bicycle, you're left-brained, and if you can add a bow tie, you're right-brained. What do you see in the wood?
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This is so fucking outrageous man, this guy is a goddamn r*p*st
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Year coming to an end.. i don't have any resolutions or any goal.. i am only hoping, wishing and praying to everything in this universe.. that i live. I don't want to die this early( sorry for a negative post)
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Context: the priv acc said that girls are no one's property but this guy said that boys have the right to control girls because they are property of the boys
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Wishing my fellow sikh and punjabi people a good and happy gurupurb🫡🫡
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It's official, I've gone full walter white🫡🫡
Tell baldiola to come outside cause there's a new baldy in town
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@Absilicon
You can't fool us by acting like you care for women pal, we know you're a misogynist
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Found a pic of me 2 years ago, man... i used to look decent....
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These chemo mfers are not gonna see the pearly gates. They told us it's gonna cost 80k rupees for the first day and when the time came for for the bill it goddamn 1,60,000 rupees.
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Literally doing anything just to get interactions, and mfers fall for it😭😭
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Average age people lose their virginity:
🇲🇾 Malaysia: 23
🇮🇳 India: 22.9
🇸🇬 Singapore: 22.8
🇨🇳 China: 22.1
🇹🇭 Thailand: 20.5
🇭🇰 Hong Kong: 20.2
🇻🇳 Vietnam: 19.7
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 19.7
🇯🇵 Japan: 19.4
🇪🇸 Spain: 19.2
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 19.1
🇵🇱 Poland: 19
🇮🇹 Italy: 18.9
🇹🇼 Taiwan:
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Ghost of meowshima
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Katsura is literally me dawg😭😭😭😭😭
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Did you know, katsura once met eminem and asked for his autograph
Eminem replied, " sure, if i can have yours"
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Fake british bangali
Chutiya bengali
Pahadi
Bear fren
Kaito's strongest defender
De*th to the pgmol
Otter sucker
Wannabe southie
Bakangie
Chibi
Kagura avi
Fraud kratos
Resident evil's strongest defender
Chipmunk
Doctor chopper
Yotsuba
Assu
Osama bin laden's successor
Pringles
you know what would be funny. list all of your mutuals you can remember without saying their names
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Maa chuda bhosdk
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Do you guys like aloo ke paranthe or gobi ke paranthe? Personally, I'd like to be held in her arms and be told that I'm enough but if i had to choose, aloo ke paranthe
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You are so cringe and corny
you should NEVER start watching anime with attack on titan. it'll make all other animes pale in comparison
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Don't even know her
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And if i call him slurs, i will be the bad man
These radicaIs work with us, they are our neighbours.
Forget about supporting the 'Justice for Moumita' movement, they’re mocking the deceased. 💔
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"Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro" Manga has ended today.
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I swear i didn't do this shit on purpose😭😭😭😭
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Why tf does this have 13k likes for false information
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Who is this person who thinks he/she is older than me? Im 23 blud💀
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- simps on every girl he finds on twitter
- continously makes flirty comments yet gets ignored and thinks they're gonna fall for him
- shameless
- indian
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It's so hard(and funny) to beat the "drinker and a smoker" allegations, everyone is like "you smoke and drink" no mfers i hang out with friends who do it but i never touch it😭😭😭
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Happy new year everyone. Watch azumanga daioh to become an osaker or watch gintama to become a katsura enthusiast
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My mangaka is clear of all
When my oldest son was a baby, he really wouldn't let us sleep. I often took a break from drawing manga and took him for a walk in the middle of the night. He will now take the university entrance exam. He no longer cries at night haha.
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Some people are genuine hypocrites, accuse someone of things and then do the exact same shit
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Finished haikyuu s1 yesterday and i cannot understand one thing which i will not say cause you assholes can't keep your mouth shut. Also the last 2 eps of karasuno vs aoba johsai were really great and had a little bit of that adrenaline rush i needed plus oikawa's theme is noice
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Once again i am saying, mamta madarchod
Mamta Banerjee may just be the worst political leader in this country. I say this as a consistent critic of BJP and all it's leaders. The vile stuff some of the TMC leaders have been saying is shocking.
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