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she/her | stl🔛dc | the perfect employee, girlfriend, and overall upstanding citizen
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Joined December 2022
i’m for the streets in the sense that i’m in support of walkable cities and purposeful urban planning.
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straight girl just said her short (5’5”) boyfriend was “down to earth” and got upset when i said “oh I’m sure”.
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got blocked on all platforms by a man because i told him “not you” when he called and asked what i was doing tn
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the older i get the more convinced i am that people who grew up lower middle class or poorer are the normal ones the rest of you are freaks.
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just accidentally sent a linkedin connect request to a one night stand
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omg there’s gonna be hella grannies with double nose piercings 😭😭😭😭.
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rapper who was recently evicted from her apartment Azealia Banks.
Rapper who was recently evicted from her apartment Azealia Banks has given kudos to Chappell, acclaiming and comparing her to music legends. “That's what I appreciate the most. The truth and reality in her need to express. And how cathartic it is.”
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before you quote tweet wishing de@th, an0r3xia, and SA on a random stranger on the internet (me :3) ask yourself: hey what if this is actually just a nice gal who was simply engaging in wordplay with a friend and not, yk, a scheming wench with a vitriolic anti-short man agenda.
straight girl just said her short (5’5”) boyfriend was “down to earth” and got upset when i said “oh I’m sure”.
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joe biden always sounds like he’s trying to keep a little league team from crying.
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relapsed (not on drugs but on self harm, and by self harm i mean Having A Crush).
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imaginal disk this imaginal disk that bro can you imagine-a-life with a woman that loves you.
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getting the ick texting the suicide hotline because the text bubbles are green.
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new mozart before new frank ocean wow.
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ok but what if i’m a 5’2” femme with a heart of gold.
Angel Reese revealed that she’s single and that her next man needs to be over 6'7" and in the NBA 👀
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watching twitter users discover the concept of Making Stuff Up For A Punchline is like watching man discover fire, couple more weeks and fingers crossed you’ll learn “if seed in soil it grow”.
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why is this random .5 of me in an uber the best i have ever looked ever
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wtf did they put in uncle’s paan.
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no way he sent me ID proof of his height sometimes men are funny ig
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can chappell roan collab with chief keef i think that would be peak midwestern excellence actually.
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sharing a drink with someone you have a crush on is so fun cuz like on a microbiological level we basically just kissed on the lips.
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i think they should require licenses to carry ukuleles like they do for guns.
Colleen Ballinger's entire 10 minute non-apology song transcribed in one image so you don't have to listen or give her a view:
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every time a pretty girl follows me back birds start chirping and i start floating like in cartoons.
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imaginal disk this imaginal disk that bro can you imagine-a-life with a woman that loves you.
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people who went to private high schools should be required to have at least three friends who went to public high school so that they turn out normal.
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feeling like a child of divorce
LUCKI & Playboi Carti trade more shots. "Bash Barti forever my heart. [. ] But Mr evil vampire (Non Jesus Lover) is not my kind of guy."
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every time i find a man funny i take it as a personal moral failing.
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it’s a great day to be bisexual.
Lorde spotted in NYC with Dev Hynes (Blood Orange) who’s rumored to be working on her new album #L4.
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hi five ghost from regular show holding the horseshoe from the bojack horseman logo 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
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your opps.
they should make something you can smoke that doesn’t do anything to you.
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i’d sit this one out joseph.
I’m stuck at home with COVID, so I had the distinct misfortune of watching Donald Trump’s speech to the RNC. What the hell was he talking about?.
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incredible things happening in ios 18 cuz why the fuck would any of these be good wallpapers
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there’s normal crying and then there’s looking at pictures of vintage gays in love crying
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not that i dislike all freaks though shoutout my wealthy friends not too much on mr moneybags and ms deep dish pockets that’s gang.
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Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th. The asteroid known as a ‘mini-moon’ is expected to make a single orbit journey around Earth, ending on November 25th.
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morals of an ally cat? no thanks i prefer the morals of a homophobe cat.
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getting alcohol on the floor of your new place feels like a baptism of sorts.
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thank you for 300k followers to celebrate i will have three hundred thousand beer thursday.
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date in a walkable city that metro card can’t do shit to you.
being haunted by their car model is the worst.
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sometimes i’m sad and then i remember i’m a dark haired femme with tattoos bangs and a nose piercing and then i’m suddenly not so sad.
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all of the relationships i’ve had with men have been gayer than the ones i’ve had with women #realshit.
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happy pride month to every “straight” man’s instagram comments section.
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you think you know someone and then damn, turns out they’re wasian.
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shot by gunner :(.
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day whatever of no twitter likes and my mental health is infuriatingly better
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poop linked up with shit bruh this is handling potty business.
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seeing a guy friend interact with frat bros and seeing his fratsona come out is such an experience.
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not arguing with a girl that was weird and offputting in middle school, whatever you say beautiful.
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