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@friedbalonie
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10 months
stoned to the point where I can’t enjoy my movie because I know the actors are acting
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@friedbalonie
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10 months
@jaypextk low tolerance and a 20mg edible lmao
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
who’s tryna fuck........……................ ...........................ing bash my head in ??
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
Your chances of getting a DUI are 1000% higher if you drink and drive
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Your chances of getting a DUI are 900% higher if you live in NWI
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
I tease myself by trying on things I can't have :'(
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
@autumnmarielee this is the most ignorant tweet I've seen😂
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
honestly, i miss partying in garages and unfinished basements
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@friedbalonie
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5 years
the guys who want abortion to be illegal are the same ones that bust in you after 3 minutes and then force you to pay for plan B
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
i don’t really get blackout wednesday, why would u wanna be hungover the day ur supposed to gorge urself?... i think thanksgiving and 4/20 should collab
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
Old white women on Facebook justifying Breonna Taylor’s death because she was a “drug dealer/hung around drug dealers” Ma’am your son has been dealing drugs since the 9th grade, out of YOUR house.
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
the convenience of a dab pen is dangerous
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
Dunkin worker compliments me on how cute my dog is and I'm so stoned I forgot I had my pup in the back so I asked what dog lmaoo
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
so stoned that i just blew on a spoonful of icecream before eating it as if it were soup
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
headbands make better tops, but that's jussss me
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
Elton John says he’s retiring from touring but will go on a world wide farewell tour with 300 stops that will last 3 years, legendary
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
weed and pornhub are the only things keeping me sane
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
growing up i always hoped to be married by 23... now im 23 and hoping to never go through the process of dating again
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
love when girls post pics kissing other girls and they both look uncomfortable as fuck barely touching lips lmao get that clout sis
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
Stop running back to your TOXIC ASS EXES then complain nothing's changed, NO SHIT
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@friedbalonie
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10 months
@steeeeenz righhht, like my imagination is forever tainted now lol
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@friedbalonie
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5 years
if you have money to blackout tonight you have money to uber home
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@friedbalonie
krys
7 years
girls are still out here embarrassed about masterbating? treat yo damn self gf !!!
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
I was so stoned I told my aunt “happy birthday” today lmao
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
new top to romp around in<3
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
If your significant other is not mature enough to ignore distractions/temptations from outside parties save both of you some time and walk.
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
I desperately need a tolerance break but also desperately need to smoke to cope with stress... u see my problem???
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
radiating w joy🌞
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
always half naked but this time w/ straight hair :-)
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
looking back @ the dudes y’all bitches used to fight over in high school and where they are now has me grateful that I was ugly and left alone lmao
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
Blackout Wednesday: a holiday created by college kids who can’t go a week without drinking when they come home for the holidays.
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
gtg
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
nice girls are hot girls
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@friedbalonie
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3 years
masculinity is only measured by how well you can smoke a brisket
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
my titties really do be sitting pretty with no help and for that im grateful :’)
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life”
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. I will get the job. Don’t mind me, just speaking it into existence.
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
crazy how 4/20 falls on 4/20 this year
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
any1 remember like 2 yrs ago when easter fell on 4/20, that was tight
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
life does not stop for anyone. 13 hours after my mother passed I had to go pick our her urn. 4 days after I had to go sit through all of my classes. It’s been a year and a half and I still haven’t had a day to just grieve. this shit is exhausting :~(
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
can’t look @ recent bookings without seeing someone i kno arrested for an OWI, so here’s an idea: stop getting behind the wheel drunk, u dumb motherfuckers
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
yo, this shit pops gonna start adding more bby pink to my wardrobe
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
i get stoned and start snacking, not knowing what taste i wanna end with, forcing me to continue shoveling salty and sweet snacks down my throat til i get distracted and forget my dilemma
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
One time I tried to use my car key fob to unlock my front door
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
droppin another damn selfie on ur timeline
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
naturally..
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@friedbalonie
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1 year
SHUT UPPPPP ya girl is a FULLLLY licensed therapist as of today🥳🍾
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
first time a dude sexted me was on runescape
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
uh huh honey🍯🧸
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@friedbalonie
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5 years
dreamsicle🍊
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
pretty in pink💕
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
the craziest thing about life is it keeps going on with or without you
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
U really are that dumb huh?
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6 years
Yo — if you went to Purdue NORTHWEST then your degree should say Purdue NORTHWEST. End of story. Get back to me when you attend 4 years at Purdue University & make it out alive.
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
I got all A’s my first semester of grad school, wow ya bitch is t h r i v i n g
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
I don’t really think ppl care that y’all work @ hooters, makin tweets about “haters” for ur own clout lmao
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
got tipped $100 on a $16 bill today shit got me higher than any weed ive ever had
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@friedbalonie
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1 year
🩵🌀🦋🐬💙
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@friedbalonie
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2 years
rock that body
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
first time I got my face beat, catch me out tonight acting like I don’t know anyone
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@friedbalonie
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1 year
hello hi hey🤍
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
alexa, pack a bowl
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
I'll be alone, in my underwear, getting hammered tonight, in honor of #MrLahey
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
Masters program: complete🎊
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
gotta blend in with y’all🐍
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
standing in my subzero garage eating ice cream out of the tub... weed is a crazy drug man
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
hi, yes.. id like to order 1 boyfriend with extra loyalty and faith, hold the lies and cheating please oh and a side of good head
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@friedbalonie
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3 years
#NewProfilePic and a lil extra🌀
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
happi toosday
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
what’s the sitch?
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@friedbalonie
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3 years
frieday🍂
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
Christmas Eve 2018 and I’m still the stoned out sister eating cereal into all hours of the evening
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
driving in Valpo makes me want to commit both homicide and suicide
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
no filter, might delete l8r :~)
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
wondering when some of y’all will realize we’re 25+ and it’s time to stop centering your personality around being a sloppy drunk mess every week
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@friedbalonie
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3 years
steppin’ out✨
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
im a slut for some sushi
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
Salina walks in my room at 9:30 and tosses me a beer to celebrate that we’re not pregnant... neither of us have had a pregnancy scare ???
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@friedbalonie
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3 years
gtg, ttyl<3
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
I would much rather be single than under appreciated and taken for granted but guess that's just me
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@friedbalonie
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1 year
sound of silence🥹
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
@MadisonMhaitsma Girl, this is two different occasions months apart😂😂
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@friedbalonie
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4 years
It’s embarrassing how upset grown adults are getting for having to wear masks while in public
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@friedbalonie
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5 months
same krystal, different mirror🪞
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
guys that wouldn’t talk to me in high school bc I was a nerd are in my dms now saying how hot I am for getting into a masters program how’s that work?
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
when complete strangers treat and understand u better than ur friends, its a sign to make some changes
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
wish fest/edm kids would stop following me. i promise im not like u, just an old soul that likes oldies, devil's lettuce, and tie-dye !!
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@friedbalonie
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11 months
pay attention to me <3
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@friedbalonie
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1 month
woke up missing pretty lights
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@friedbalonie
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3 years
ran 5 miles in an hour yesterday so yes, I rewarded myself with a pair of AirPods
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning orgasm...
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
I have an interview tomorrow for an internship at Lake County Jail and my dad told me no bc “that place isn’t good news” ..... as if any jail is “good news”?
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
NWI smells like cigarettes and affairs
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@friedbalonie
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8 years
People spend one semester at IU and acquire an ego larger than the school itself.
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
When I see or hear slander about races, sexes, sexuality preferences, addicts, etc. etc. I really have to sit and wonder, when are we going to progress? When are we going to all realize we’re all only humans that live on average 70-80 years so why waste it BEING IGNORANT ?!?
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
my titties without bling are so beautiful but with bling.... step out the way
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
My generation has this disgusting habit where they romanticize addiction/mental health and I am so sorry to every person genuinely battling either. Shits not for sappy or “relatable” posts.. end that shit
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@friedbalonie
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7 years
been a while since ive had a sex dream and i had one last night involving a girl, i miss that bitch already :’(
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@friedbalonie
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6 years
these main campus kids talking about being more in debt than commuters... no shit bc we didn’t have to pay for housing and meal plans lmao dumbass
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