can y’all imagine what it’d be like to get paid to write for tv? like no sidejobs. just like.... writing a tv show. with other people.
i think that’s what i’ll dream about tonight.
@jameyjean
Y’all take notes: we go cry silently in the bathroom stall and use the points of toilet paper (or paper towels) to soak up the tears straight from our tear ducts. Makeup stays intact. We go on our merry way. It’s a finely honed scientific process.
y’all i’m sorry i’ve started lurking again… but hive doesn’t work, mastodon is clunky as all get out, discord is nice but basically reddit and i miss everyone 😭😭😭 can i come back? I think i just want to go down with the ship, playing my violin
hello to non-southern screenwriters writing scripts set in the south: no one calls it “sweet tea” except McDonald’s. it’s “tea” and if you want it unsweet, you ask for that but you’ll get a weird look, yw
i have never cried reading a script until 20 minutes ago. i can't believe i don't even know the writer's name but i hope in some universe this wins everything and gets made because it's too beautiful not to exist.
if it turns out to be shia tho, i quit.
you know that adorable story about how john krasinski was literally packing his stuff to move home from LA, decided to stick it out for 3 more weeks or whatever, and got The Office?
how many “3 more weeks” have y’all had?
today a short film i directed was nominated for best dark comedy at a film fest on the west coast. i also picked up poop from a dog that was not my own. is this balance?
i’d be lying if i said i didn’t immediately burst into tears when i got the email today that i’ve been named a Finalist for the awesome
@HUMANITASPrize
New Voices Fellowship 🥹 congrats everyone, but esp fellow Finalist & Kentuckian
@juliamaddoxnyc
💙
#womeninfilm
#kentuckyproud
screenwriting twitter is at its best when it collectively drags the amptp’s “third best final offer” headline all the way across this hellscape to mop the floor of the cheesecake factory from whence it came
2024 is the year we celebrate every win so here to say that i just signed my first shopping agreement for one of my features today 🎉 thx to the folks from
#screenwritingtwitter
et al who answered my questions in lieu of the reps i don’t yet have 🤗 okay now:
TV writers, i think it’s check-in time… What CURRENT shows do you think you could write on that you have samples for RIGHT NOW? I’ll go first:
🌸Sweet Magnolias
🔥Ginny & Georgia
👯♀️Dickinson
🎩The Gilded Age
#pipelinewriters
I just hope one day you post something about a piece of art that really hit home for you after a tough time and twitter doesn’t drag you across the pavement for it
#WritingCommunity
, do y’all go thru periods where you’re just completely apathetic about writing? I haven’t been able to get anything significant done on either WIP in like 2 wks. All I feel like doing is reading scripts and watching shows, am I a lazy lump or is this normal?
well sheesh, that good luck came in a quick & unexpected way—our second “8” from
@theblcklst
is in for the
#ladylikefilm
script and boy were they nice:
“A screenwriting gem that is easy to imagine as a commercial and critical success.” 🥲🥺🎩
A 🧵- Last night, coming home from a friend’s bday party, I made the grave error of giving a friendly smile to a driver as I passed him on the (very busy) street in my neighborhood. He then proceeded to roll down his car window and talk to me at every stoplight 1/
My beloved grandma, my first music teacher, my kindred spirit passed away this morning. Please raise a glass (preferably a Scotch on the rocks) for her tonight.
i um got another 8 on
@theblcklst
🥹 i fr hope we all get to watch this film together someday
“On the heels of female buddy comedies like
@Booksmart
, this period piece adds a fresh setting & a beloved duo for 2 young actresses to lead a commercial film on a mini-major's slate.”
on a scale of 1-10 how frustrated should i be when a man (unsolicitedly) tells me that all i have to do is “hit that cardio” if i want to be the same size as i was when i was 21 🤔
if “manic pixie dream girl” is a male filmmaker’s overly aspirational portrayal of a women, what do we call a female filmmaker’s aspirational portrayal of charming, feminist men, right&wrong answers only, thx
utterly thrilled & truly honored to receive the news today that I’ve been named a Semifinalist for the incredible Humanitas New Voices Fellowship, whose alumni have become the showrunners/directors/writers who have given us some of our most beloved stories🥹 congrats everyone 🎉
Tell me a better feeling than leaving behind a truly toxic job. In related news, let me know if you want to go on a socially distanced walk during business hours because I MAKE MY OWN HOURS NOW BABY 😍 jk i'll probs be writing.
you just finished a new draft of your latest script. send it to your most trusted reader. what will the first note be. i’ll go first: too many montages.
happy to say that my political dramedy
#AlwaysBlue
made the Quarterfinals for
@atlantafilmfest
’s TV Pilot Competition 💙 esp excited to be in the running at this ATL fest, where the filmmaker community has already been so welcoming🤓 congrats to everyone so far
#ATLFF
#appalachia
Me stepping gingerly into The Screenwriting Twitterverse w a formatting Q:
How do y’all handle montages over dialogue with action in the present and in flashback?
::runs to corner, covers ears, waits for explosion and/or fallout::
just read some notes i got back on my Xmas rom com thinking welp nothing could make today worse but then the notes were basically “my heart grew 3x reading this, tone perfect, compassionate message, cheekily meta but still a love letter to hallmark, ready to make ppl happy” so 🥹
let’s say i’m about to submit my resume for my ideal job with my ideal boss at an ideal company.. what’s the magic fairy dust to make my email stand out?
welp this is 34! thx everyone for the love, here’s to another trip around the sun & also s/o to the lady behind me who is either very bored or maybe jetlagged 🥂🥰👵🏻
lol got this note on a beat: "Very long & the dialogues are boring." (way harsh tai)
i've never been accused of lame dialogue, but i asked a followup q bc we all have moments, & the response was: "make it shorter & make the dialogues interesting."
don't give notes like this🤣
FILMMAKER FRIENDS: just got word that a short film i directed last year is now going to be allowed to pursue a festival run...eeee!!!
any fave festivals y'all would recommend? the film is a (delightful imho) LGBT+ rom com. written by a woman, directed by a woman, made in ATL.
while i am *grateful* to have an income during All This™️, my current day job makes me want to fling myself into a fiery abyss. so please,
#pipelinewriters
, tell me something awesome that happened to you, for you, and/or by you this week. i would love the warm fuzzies 🥂
i hope all my
#ScreenwritingTwitter
pals know that I legit mentally refer to you all as my coworkers, like we're all just chilling in our cubicles together and buying each other supermarket sheet cakes for each other's bdays and getting happy hour drinks after we clock out
@carolinerenard_
people think WAY more improv happens than actually does. even on something like The Office… so much of what people love and quote in that show was, can you believe it, SCRIPTED BY THE WRITERS 🤦🏻♀️
since i a) quit my day job and b) I’m currently without reps (👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻), feel free to send the imminent outpouring of offers directly to me 😁💁🏻♀️💃🏻
#womenwhowrite
just booked tix to france to go with my two siblings and our mom for her 70th bday 🥹 i’ve never been to europe and neither has she and we’re going to go see monet’s garden like we always wanted to
JUST BC MY FIRST DRAFT IS TRASH DOES NOT MEAN I AM TRASH JUST BC MY FIRST DRAFT IS TRASH DOES NOT MEAN I AM TRASH JUST BC MY FIRST DRAFT IS TRASH DOES NOT MEAN I AM TRASH JUST BC MY FIRST DRAFT IS TRASH DOES NOT MEAN I AM TRASH JUST BC MY FIRST DRAFT IS TRASH DOES NOT MEAN I AM T
@Katiew552
I don’t know if this counts after my senior year of hs, my mom’s law firm dissolved and I spent the summer in the basement/catacombs of this random historic building cataloguing 75 years worth of legal records to be sent to a vault by the KY river
after reviewing the AMPTP’s “offers” to the proposals from the WGA that led to this
#writersstrike
, all I have to say is (in the immortal words of a WGA writer)…
woke up this morning feeling slightly better about the total trashfire of a day that was yesterday and FB also reminded that the last time i was about to quit, i literally booked The Office, so all this to say, i guess i’ll be here another 3 weeks 😂
All that being said, I did absolutely and truly nothing wrong in this scenario. I only regret not taking a picture of his car and his license plate. There were several men along the way that I asked for help and they all showed up exactly how they should have. 4/