Charlie Uniform November Tango
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Motorbike riding tattoo'd pierced karate chopping freak of nature. Probably not safe for work.
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Squats are starting to pay off. Finally have my butt back and the legs are firming up. Now just have to get rid of that belly 😭
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Can’t wait to rip this bathroom out and start again 🖕🏼
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Turning 50 in a few months. Time to dye the hair/beard Y or N?
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So this is 49. No filters, grey hairs, lines and wrinkles. Last year of my 40’s and I’m happy and healthy. What more could I want?
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Working on your birthday should be a crime. First selfie of my 50’s
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The moon came out early this evening 🤣🌚
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Ok I may not have a good body but I’m wearing the budgie smugglers anyway. I’m 50 for fuck sake, it’s all downhill from here 🤣
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New jeans and jumper. I hate clothes shopping but can’t walk around naked all the time 😂
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Anyone else have a naughty snack drawer? 🤣
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It’s conditioner you dirty bastards 😣
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Just walked naked past my open Velux to find my neighbours have a roofer working on their house. 👀🐛
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In desperate need for some sun on my bum. Must book a holiday 🌞
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I’m not sure Milk Tray man is the right look for me 🤣🤣🤣
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Nothing wrong with Guinness in a wine glass 😜
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Currently drinking candy floss vodka in the bath. How’s your evening?
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Meet Bear Growls. New addition to the family.
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That feeling you get when you finish a deep clean and the house smells amazing 🤩
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New addition to the family. Yet to be named.
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30 and up twitter, drop a pic with your age
A few months away from 50 😖
30 and up twitter, drop a pic with your age
48 yikes! Still own teeth and hair!
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30 and up: drop a picture with your age …
50 and feeling every year of it in my bones 😐
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Just got out of a bath after using a bath bomb and found stars stuck to my balls 😂
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I hope he has a nice life. Will try and find him in September
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Fresh from the bath, wet hair, no filters and a bit red from the sun with red marks on the side of my nose from my sunglasses. So glamorous 😂🤣
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Just remembered I had cozy wool joggers to lounge in 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Finally a flat tummy again. Trouble is I've now got a flat arse to match 😂
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My new glasses arrived and I’m not sure I like them.
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Had a good tidy up. Still some dead plants to pull. Love how my house is looking now.
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Balloon day. So this is what 48 looks like. Erm... OK 🤷🏻 Garden selfie, no filters other than the sun and trees.
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Back garden is looking lovely. Hard work is paying off.
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So pleased with my new front garden and drive, what a transformation.
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My skin is looking good. I’ve actually started moisturising. A bit late at my age but not too shabby for an old codger.
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The work Christmas party outfit. Must have looked ok because one of the younger staff made a pass at me 🤣 Needless to say I made a swift exit and now I’m home. Still got it 😝
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Some people don’t smile in pics. Some people don’t like their smile. Some people feel self conscious when they smile. I’m one of them. I don’t need to be told I look miserable all the time thank you.
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Apparently I’m too old for twitter at the ripe old age of 50 🤣
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Hair and beard finally grown back. I look like me again 🤣
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Tonight’s outfit. Not my usual kinda shirt but I’ll make it work 🤣
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I really need to stop cutting my own hair. Cheap git.
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Just wanted to say that I know some people find Christmas difficult or are spending it alone. My DMs are open if you want to just hear from another person during your day. I'm gonna be sat at my parents house watching my step dad get drunk so feel free to say hi.
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boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics
Because some of you skip this EVERYTIME and you’re in
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Why the fuck do people think they have the right to make comments like this? I don’t know her, she doesn’t know me, doesn’t follow me & never spoken. Sanctimonious people piss me off. Yes he was from a shelter dog that was surrendered, but that’s none of anyone’s business.
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Never been so thankful for having a great outside space as I am today.
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I wonder how much of my time I spend in the bath. Seriously one of my favourite places to be.
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Names so far.
Gorgeous George
Gandalf the Grey
Earl Grey
Loki
???
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This hotel toilet is terrible. When you sit on it your willy touches the pan. Having to hold things up is not how I expected my holiday to go 🤣
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You’re stuck in quarantine for 14 days with the fifth person who pops up when you type @. Who are you quarantined with?
@semadivad
Well at least he's a doctor 😂
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2018 ➡️ 2023 Definitely more greys 🤣
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My bath bomb looks a bit like stale wee 🤢
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That’s the presents wrapped for my neighbours
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Well he’s worked out how to climb on to the sofa already.
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How cute does my house look with the Christmas lights up?
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Self care after the beach. Body scrub, hair conditioner and face mask
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Forehead wrinkles and scar, crows feet, greys in the hair and beard and in direct sunlight. Apparently I use too many filters. Or maybe it’s plastic surgery 🤣
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The TV was delivered at 7am but the surround sound is in a different delivery. I got back in bed for a snooze and just woke up. Hope I didn’t miss them.
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Apparently my spiced rum Christmas pudding cake I made for the neighbours is incredible.
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Gandalf the Grey says You Shall Not Pass
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Want me to lead you up the garden path? 😍
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I think I got a bit of sun on my face today 🌞
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Bought a pinkish hoodie yesterday. Don’t usually wear light colours but I think I like it
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Day off from the diet so I’m going all out on a roast dinner.
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Guess which sexy beast started first time after being sat all winter?
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Successful 1st night with the puppy. No fuss, no mess and using the puppy pad.
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