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Frankie M-G

@frankmurphy2112

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Maker of Common Sense, comedian, family man. Anti-politician, destroyer of wrong thought. SATIRE, mostly.

Joined March 2013
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@frankmurphy2112
Frankie M-G
3 months
Sitting still and occupying space in a calm state of Being without stimulus.
@stats_feed
World of Statistics
4 months
For those who grew up without the internet, what's one thing you think younger generations are missing out on?
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Frankie M-G
13 hours
Yes, please.
@zoomertea
zoomertea
17 days
Let’s go to Italy, eat pistachio gelato off of each other’s bodies & read Thomas Aquinas into the wee hours of the morning…
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Frankie M-G
19 hours
Someone pointed out to me that the Gulf of America is right in the middle of North America and South America. Meanwhile, Central America is nearby. I don’t know if any of this is true.
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Frankie M-G
2 days
LOLOLOLOL! Attacking corruption is “horrific, mostly illegal…”
@ewarren
Elizabeth Warren
2 days
It's hard to keep track of all the horrific, mostly illegal things the Trump-Vance administration has already done. That's on purpose. They want to distract, scare, & confuse us. They hope we’ll give up & let them do whatever they want. I refuse to give them that satisfaction.
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Frankie M-G
2 days
Kobe.
@td_nash
TD Nash
2 days
Michael Jordan is not available.🔥 Who do YOU think is the greatest player in NBA history?🧐🔥
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Frankie M-G
3 days
That new rapper, Kendrick Lamar, was not very good, but I understand he needed to showcase modern-day rap.
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Frankie M-G
4 days
I say kill more dinosaurs, less pigs.
@neiltyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
4 days
Super Sunday. Good day for Football. Bad day for Chickens. Indeed, every day is a bad day for Chickens. While you gnosh on wings today I offer this annual reminder that in the US, we lay, hatch, grow, slaughter, bring to market, buy, cook, and eat, one million chickens per hour.
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Frankie M-G
5 days
That’s how I feel about my Dad, Brother, and Son.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
6 days
I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man
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Frankie M-G
5 days
True. No money means he’s in danger. He needs to get himself out of danger, immediately. There isn’t even time for cheap coffee dates.
@guideforlovers
Lovers’ Guide 💟
5 days
A man shouldn't date if he has no money. True or false?
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Frankie M-G
7 days
@tannerfreiburg Sounds nice, actually. Should be the only nice place in the Middle East, aside from Dubai.
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Frankie M-G
8 days
Makes sense to me.
@stats_feed
World of Statistics
8 days
60% of people who attempted suicide are vitamin D deficient.
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Frankie M-G
12 days
I’ve been saying this for 30 years.
@adamcarolla
Adam Carolla
12 days
I am going to add with or without you by U2 to my list of songs I never want to hear again
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Frankie M-G
14 days
He’s already out of office, Billy. It’s not too soon, it’s too late.
@BillyBaldwin
Billy Baldwin
14 days
Too soon to discuss impeachment?
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Frankie M-G
15 days
Haha, well! Thanks for making this easy. My friends tell me not to mix football with politics, but then I tell them the NFL exists.
@NR_Garrett
NR_Garrett
16 days
If you have no rooting interest in the Super Bowl ponder this Chiefs Owner - MAGA QB - MAGA Kicker - MAGA Eagles Owner - DEM QB - DEM, All female management team Root accordingly.
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Frankie M-G
16 days
@jiggyjayy2 Hmmm, I always forget about the very racist one-drop rule. So strange that Black people like to keep perpetuating their own perceived levels of Blackness. White people do this, as well. It’s wrong to do this, separate people by levels of melanin. It’s quite destructive.
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Frankie M-G
16 days
I am for women wearing Empress-like dresses, instead of pant suits.
@alessabocchi
Alessandra Bocchi
16 days
Why is it that women in politics wear office pantsuits instead of Empress-like dresses? The idea is that those outfits wouldn't be respectable or powerful. Wrong!
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Frankie M-G
16 days
You’re confused, Ron? Well, we’re also not sure about people who paid their own student loans and slave reparations from people who never owned slaves. Stay confused, I guess.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
17 days
I’m confused how awarding 4 years of back pay in a lump sum to 8,000 service members who were discharged for refusing to get vaccinated is good for the morale of the other 99% of troops who spent the last 4 years working their asses off on active duty for that same pay.
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Frankie M-G
17 days
You have to hand it to some actors.
@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
17 days
Selena Gomez has a meltdown over Trump deportation of illegal migrants. I don’t understand the need to film yourself in this condition but okay…
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Frankie M-G
18 days
I’ve been a KC Chiefs fan for about 10 years now. But if the refs keep giving Mahomes special treatment again today, I’ll begin leaning toward the Bills, mid game.
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Frankie M-G
19 days
@carobeier @stats_feed Ahhh, no explanations, no accountability, no one around. Sounds like a funny alternative to me building children with my wife, in our home.
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