John Forstmeier
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"The world offers you comfort. But you were not made for comfort. You were made for greatness." ~ Pope Benedict XVI ~
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Philly fans receiving the blessing from Hurts at the victory parade after peeping the Lombardi trophy jawn all shiny and chrome.
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@TownsUsa In Philly’s defense, the historic spots in question were also likely peed on my the historic people of the time
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Let’s try our best to not eat horse poop this time.
Go damn Birds.
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Go damn Birds.
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A commercial for a show called “The Saints” during the Super Bowl is an enormous vibe shift.
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Philly has a very indeterminate language: Yous: singular or plural Go Birds: “hi”, “bye”, “hooray”, “fuck you” Jawn: literally anything
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