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“Fuck cars” brain: if so many people at a football stadium are clogging up the cellular network, adding “another cellular tower” would create more congestion. Just remove capacity so people would stop using their phones and build public computer terminals. That's fucking stupid.
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@Flynn_Jeux @BestBuy people in africa have been suffering for decades. but you don’t raise a stink until it hits closer to you, huh?.
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MSN was called out for mistaking a Polestar with a Tesla. Rather than change the headline, they just change the photo to hide the car. @elonmusk
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Tesla should call the Solar + Powerwall bundle: Tesla Solar System.
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@OhadWoahDope @elonmusk @lvladimirovBG saying a blanket “yes” could mean he can make a nazi racist game with SpaceX with no repercussions. no CEO would allow a blanket “yes”.
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did a longer FSD12 drive. now THIS is the version @elonmusk should be pumping. had elon used this version back in 2019, i'd totally understand why he would think "FSD will be ready by end of next year". this is it!.
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@feraljokes @elonmusk @MonicaLewinsky When your career is on a downward trajectory and your peak is a Twitter checkmark.
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what’s the point of blocking if you’re just going to continue reading?
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@RealJimChanos @LibSoupnCrckrs @boringcompany It was actually $47M and includes stations, one of which cost $20 million alone. And this was done using Godot (heavily modified off the shelf TBM). They're on version 4 of Prufrock (100% designed from the ground up by TBC). Try again?
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@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @elonmusk Gigafactory New York doesn’t get enough love and is often the forgotten child.
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it caused me to buy a ton of $TSLA which in turn allowed me to quit my job and start a business.
How has driving a @tesla changed your life?.
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@ogdenbirch @RealDanODowd @nytimes @Tesla @RealDawnProject @elonmusk Legacy software maker for a legacy automaker.
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my mom sold her tesla shares today because @Reuters wrote about Elon quitting. @WholeMarsBlog.
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oh fuck, boring company just updated their numbers. it will now be 90k/HOUR when finished. @WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk
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@Brrigggsssss @nbcsnl @elonmusk Lots of people like @TESLAcharts lost money betting against Elon’s companies. So people like them sign up for new Twitter accounts and bash Elon to make it sound like a lot of people hate Elon.
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.@KoguanLeo is manually marking his own posts as sensitive and falsely accusing X of silencing him. X will explicitly state whether the author or X marks content as sensitive. see the two screenshots below. @elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog
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looks like blue checkmark isn't hidden during search even if you turn it off. our lovely ex-short @fly4dat is paying elon $8 but is hiding it from profile view because he doesn't want his fellow $tslaq friends to make fun of him
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Russ Mitchell is prolific when Tesla's stock is down, but oddly quiet when the stock is high. This isn't proper journalism.
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@Tazerface16 1. guess who else didn’t have a degree? see pic. 2. emerald mine “story” going around is bullshit 3. original owners of Tesla were about to bankrupt the company and we wouldn’t have an EV push like we have today. better environment.
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@BLSmith2112 @Tesla come on, just let then do their jobs. just because elon said doors arent strict doesnt mean it's a free for all.
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russ mitchell covered tesla when they reported a bad quarter, but not when tesla reported a good quarter. and he covered tesla when CR withdrew their recommendation, but so far russ hasn’t covered the fact that CR reinstated their recommendation for the model 3.
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.@PlainSite associated Tesla with the Norway airport garage fire. Since then, it was discovered that a diesel car caused the fire. Plain Site has not made any corrections or posted any news that disassociates Tesla from the fire. Add that to the list ✅.
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if @EricFrohnhoefer stayed quiet for a few more days, he would have gotten his severance package 😬. @WholeMarsBlog
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a 30-ish year old parked next to me and asked about my car. "what car is that? is that a computer?! where are all of the controls?!". i'm in california and there are still plenty of people that have never heard of a Model 3. $TSLA.
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Fred is going to blame others for declining Electrek ad revenue and viewership, when really, readers are simply turned off at what Fred writes and they go elsewhere.
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i am unsure why Troy is quick to point out negatives from Tesla. but never pointing out positives.
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@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Elon would have to have leaked this? considering this looks bad for bill and bill doesn’t use an iphone. .
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my GF panic sold $TSLA yesterday and bought at near high today 🤦♂️.
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@Gazz23 @elonmusk @scottfarkas Tesla has a backlog of orders that will last right through the recession.
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Randeep Hothi, aka skabooshka, is a 32 year old that lives with his parents. Benshooter steals food, flips cars illegally, and refuses to pay taxes. Mark Spiegel sits on the toilet all day shitting tweets. $TSLAQ is a fucking circus.
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also just for proof, MSN's website *did* use that photo as it was already cached in Google's search
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funny how @AaronGreenspan started to point the finger at Tesla for the Norway garage fire when it was unconfirmed (surprise, it wasn't Tesla's fault), yet when it comes to Porsche, Aaron wants to wait for confirmation from a "legitimate media outlet". talk about a cult.
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Boring Company Vegas Loop day pass = $2.50. Cheaper than a bus ticket.
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@j19977486 @ClarkCountyNV @boringcompany @AllegiantStadm @unlv 1. Trains would cost more.2. Trains would be inefficient as it would need to stop at every station.3. Cars are flexible in the sense that it can easily be added/removed to the underground service. Better traffic flow.4. Much more comfortable to ride in.
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i did not know this. from the mkbhd podcast, they mentioned Ford's Blue Cruise will RANDOMLY increase the speed limit from 75mph to 90mph. where's the media outage? where's $TSLAQ shouting UNINTENDED ACCELERATION 🚨🚨SIREN EMOJI GALORE?. @WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk @NHTSAgov
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trevor spends 95% of his time marketing the stock and 5% on engineering the product while elon spends 95% of his time on engineering the product and 5% on memes.
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@Roccodg1 @jordylancaster “stop defending people who create value in the world!!!! eat the important people!!!! tax problem solvers!!!”.
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holy shit 10.69 is smooth. no more aggressive acceleration on turns and much more confident and responsive. does have quirks (steering wheel turned all the way to the left while waiting at the stop light for no reason) @WholeMarsBlog.
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NHTSA: *takes away rolling stops*.Driver: "Fine, i'll just press on the peddle to do a rolling stop".Driver: *fails to look both ways at the same time, unlike a Tesla*.*crashes into a skateboarder*. thanks @NHTSAgov for making cars less safe.
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Taylor: FSD is not autonomous when I want China to look good. Also Taylor: FSD is autonomous when I want it to be banned
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Notice how @andyjayhawk from @verge immediately clarified in the heading it’s a software update for Cruise, but didn’t clarify when it involved Tesla?. @WholeMarsBlog .@elonmusk
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