🚨 | George Russell spoke about weight requirements in a recent interview. 🗣️ “I want to twerk, but because of this bloody weight requirement, I have to keep my ass flat! I don't think enough people were consulted by the FIA about this.”

🚨 | BREAKING: Lando Norris tried to kiss a man at a new year's eve party! Norris attempted to play it off by saying he was “soooo drunk”; eyewitnesses state he was completely sober.

🚨 BREAKING: The American Psychiatric Association has announced that "Lestappen" will be added to the DSM-6 by 2026. It will reportedly be considered a subtype of Delusional Disorder.

🚨 | BREAKING: Anubis, jackal god of the underworld, has weighed Christian Horner's heart and found it to be heavier than a feather!

🚨 | 2025 Sauber driver Gabriel Bortoleto has stated he “Can't wait" to drive in a "more serious series.” The young brazilian finished first overall in the 2024 Formula 2 season.

🚨 | Bernie Ecclestone has revealed a desire to re-enter Formula 1 with Cadillac, stating he wishes to "embezzle some more money just for fun".

🚨 | Charles Leclerc names Henry Ford as a key inspiration for his success on a recent podcast! 🗣️ “To me, Henry Ford is super inspirational. I mean, what he achieved, what he believed and the way he worked is really incredible to me... That's why I started LEC, my own brand.”

🚨 | Mattia Binotto has already created an “efficient system of blame” at Sauber F1, and intends to be more effective with assigning fault to other members of the organisation.

🚨 | George Russell has reportedly taken up drawing over the winter break but “isn't very good yet.”

🚨 | Fernando Alonso’s Monaco home has been spotted undergoing renovations to remove “serious” and “destructive” black mold growth.

🚨| BREAKING: TMZ reports that Lance Stroll has been arrested for DUI, blowing 0.178% in Montreal today. In statements to police, Stroll said “No one told me it was illegal. I usually crack open a couple before the big race on Sunday anyways.”

@Mikk_MV33 we might both be washed 💔

🚨 | The FIA have gifted Max Verstappen a championship for Christmas! President Mohammed Ben Sulayem revealed that “he liked it so much last time we figured we'd give him another one - he can pick any of the next three years.”

🚨 | Lando Norris says Santa's success is “All luck no talent” after failing to deliver presents! 🗣️ “I mean, the reindeer do all the work anyway! It's not talent that he gets the presents delivered, it's just luck.”

🚨 | Helmut Marko gave Yuki Tsunoda a Red Bull Racing hat for Christmas as “encouragement to keep going.”

🚨 | Toto Wolff is “fuming” after George Russell woke him up at 6 AM to open presents. The Mercedes team principal reportedly stated “Max would have been able to open them by himself!”

🚨| Fernando Alonso has gifted Mike Krack a copy of How To Build A Car by Adrian Newey for Christmas!

🚨 | Esteban Ocon gifted Pierre Gasly a lump of coal for Christmas!

🚨| BREAKING: Ollie Bearman will make his way up to the North Pole to fulfill duties as Reserve Reindeer after Comet falls ill with appendeercitis!