3 years ago I asked a girl from my batch to go out on a date. 2 months back I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. Here are some random wedding photos of a couple which I downloaded from internet.
Foreign parents : Good night., sleep tight.. we love you.
Indian Parents : Gate lock kiya? Kitchen ki light band ki? Car locked? AC kyun chla rkha hai, Paise ped pe ugte hai?
*Went to buy Kachori*
He: kya dun
Me: Ek Kachori
He: Pack karna hai ya yahin khaoge.
Me:Yahin
He: Garma-garam ya thodi thandi
Me: Garam
He: Chatni?
Me Haan
He: Laal ya Hari
Me: Dono
He: zyada ya kam
Me : Dekh be, Kachoriwala hai, wohi reh, Subway banne ki koshish matt kar
Mohabbat tum karo
Nibhana mein sikhaunga
Manzilein tum chuno
Raasta mein bataunga
Khwaab tum dekho
Haqeeqat mein bnaunga
Saath tum do
Khushiyan mein launga
Milne ka vaada tum karo
Pizza mein khilaunga
#MaiBhiBanegaShayar
me talking to my boys: "bhai yaaar"
me talking to my mom: "mummy yaaar"
me talking to my dad: "papa yaaar"
me talking to my crush: "wow yaaar"
me talking to myself : "abey yaaar"
I don't know who need to hear this but when someone is talking about their problems, you do not talk about yours. You listen. It's not a fucking competition. Give them the respect their words deserve. Be a good listener.