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This juvenile dog is enjoying a soft boiled egg, a high protein, high fat, palatable and easy to digest snack well suited to the physiological needs of a rapidly growing canine.
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6 min boil egg
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@MariannnaXO Just boil some water, put in the egg, and let cook for about 7-8 minutes.
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@tusionni Your mother has too many syllables
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I don’t like how this shit is becoming mainstream
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This is literally the best region of North America
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Amazing how these guys have the same name, are the same age, and are mutated in their own way
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He’s not gonna be with us much longer….
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Everything about this dude, down to the pfp, seems to be fine tuned for maximum obnoxiousness
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@qdoit12 Africans apparently
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Sometimes I wish my brain was this smooth
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@poisonjr I don't want my studio ghibli food to get old
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@Ashec3l This appears to be the same individual. I have commented about this recording as well.
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This juvenile dog (puppy) is eating a partially cooked chicken ovum with haste and presumable enjoyment.
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@ChineseCivilWar Would you still love me if I was a hammerhead worm
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@DeProfundis2024 I don't care if it's mean or not, it's just wrong lol There are no groups of humans alive that diverged from others 1.3 million years ago. He is saying that sub saharan Africans did, and that they never developed a copper, bronze, or iron age, which is untrue.
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@QuantSim There are no two extant human groups that have been separated by 1.3 million years.
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@jessicobra As a small insect thanks for this
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@forestlemming
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Americans be like Welfare proposal: 27% support Welfare proposal with requirement that recipient digs and fills a hole every week: 78% support
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That being said estrogenized VC will probably live twice as long as Mr Redder Than The Meat He Eats
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She is not notable at all and I'm surprised her article is still up
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depths of wikipedia!
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@Warsculpture It's about both, but the guy is still laughably wrong.
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“I’m living paycheck to paycheck”
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This shit didn’t used to get 24k likes.
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@KnowNothingTV Good for her but can you not post this stuff for the world to see
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My ideal society: Economic policy: 🇰🇵 LGBT policy: 🇸🇦 Immigration policy: 🇰🇵 Free speech policy: 🇹🇲🇰🇵 Climate policy: 🇷🇺 Urban policy: 🇺🇸 Geopolitical policy: 🇦🇫 Government system: 🇸🇴
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If you can't figure this out you have failed in life I'm sorry
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5th grade student's exam question has left adults stumped
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This juvenile dog (puppy) is eating a partially cooked chicken ovum with haste and presumable enjoyment.
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holy fucking shit
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@IronStan6135 He's wrong
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Easily this one
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Not much time left in 2023. What was the worst, most insane tweet you saw this year?
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@mariokartdwi Literally in "Mid City" lmao
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@vengefulvirgin @hondacrvthe3rd This is former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Sadly, he died a few months ago.
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"Tech innovations all come from America and Asia" is only true if you're looking at consumer software, but not true for hard tech. Most people don't realise how much of our physical world depends on German, British, even French, Italian, Swiss, etc technology.
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The Economist describes Europe as a free rider. It can afford 35 hour work weeks & universal healthcare because tech innovations come from harder working American & Asian companies while pharmaceutical benefits are subsidized by high prices in the US.
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@stevesbromike @DeProfundis2024 That is true, but they did have an iron age
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@still_oppressed Eve Fartlow
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There are people here who think that a university ranked 40-50 is "mediocre" and that $500k is a "normal" salary . Just completely divorced from reality.
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I thought I grew up rich, but then I logged on to Twitter where everyone went to elite private high school for some reason.
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@Forever_Wario Like an 800s Anglo Saxon queen consort or something lol
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Imagine going through a rough patch with your boyfriend and thousands of Chinese netizens comfort you
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@Shoshyber I won't do either
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@philcolinsfan88 I'm not gay.
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It's kind of crazy how one of the richest venture capitalists and technology entrepreneurs in the world is a straight up white nationalist and no one really seems to care
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@Chelsealinaeve @mightbekaren Whoa they know how to use a computer?
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@ThuleanVibe I'm not gay and I don't need to cope with falsehoods.
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The stupidity of American race categories shines through here -- apparently sushi is fair game for all "Asians" (which to her probably means east Asians), but off limits to everyone else.
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Both of these people will be outlived by some random Chinese village postman whose only health rule is “don’t drink cold water”
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Sol Brah's philosophy of health will win in the end because it is based on 'via negativa' and the Lindy effect. Remove exposure to the negatives of industrial life and stick to ancestral patterns. Moon Brah is add, add, add. More supplements, more technology. A losing strategy
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@TedKachow It's still inaccurate, Aborigines descended from a population that left Asia sometime around 50,000 years ago, not 1.3 million
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STEM doesn't make people sociopathic or right wing or sexist or whatever. Requiring STEM students to take humanities courses in subjects they have no interest in just makes them resent those subjects more.
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Which of your STEM education related opinions would get you in this position?
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Cocaine is used by 540 million people worldwide. But most people aren’t using it effectively. Here are 11 tips and tricks you should know to get the most out of it:
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So you can die earlier?
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Best example for why ups and downs are important in life
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I just dropped a #truthbomb in r/LateStageCapitalism. How many downvotes do you think I’ll get by the end of the day?
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@twinkhoncreole The guy (kid) who came up with "googol" doesn't have an article
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@pleasehelp_1 Your geometry homework's due tomorrow little dude
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@Autumn__Fox @notkavi The graph shows public school employees committing CSA 145x as much as catholic priests in absolute terms. You say that the per capita rate is 100x. That would mean there are only 1.45 times as many public school employees as there are catholic priests in the US. Which is false
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@twinkophrenia Is the stock viral meme phrase in the room with us?
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@twinkophrenia Edgy humour was invented in 1997
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I don't understand 🌐s at all lol Why do you, a 19 year old American college student, so ardently support raising the retirement age in France
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@juche_lover I don't thinkk that's what this is saying?
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Steely Dan: we turned into a studio band because we couldn't hack it live Steely Dan live:
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the full “my old school” video is now on here, brb watching it five times in a row
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@souljagoytellem It’s such a weak comeback too, the second verse is just “Hey Neil…. hey Neil…… hey Neil……. FUСK YOU!!” lmao
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@socalpopulist Algebra homework due tomorrow
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At the very least, there's me
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Californoids, corn cultivators, and cousin copulators all coping.
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@jdcmedlock Long hair Biden looks like a Californian environmentalist who owns an organic food company
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Whose the most famous/influential nazi in america today? Spencer? Fuentes? Anglin?
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Southern Pudu (2nd smallest deer species) fawn
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@PlatinumSlift You sir have won the internet for the day!
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@PunishedLink Tongue in cheek joke from actual landlords, not satire from people who don't like landlords
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Born to break strikes in your 19th century coal mine, forced to post about owning a human pet
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On my way back home from a conference. By train!
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@poisonjr He's asking "what happened to this place" because he's from Bangalore and genuinely doesn't know
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@worsematt Funny and telling when people who have never picked up so much as a hand drill in their life act like trades are an “easy way out”
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@_01_01_01_01_ She never claimed that
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@JPierreBrissot But the Wikipedia page is still a stub
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@worsematt You probably shouldn't learn FROM them though lol
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A more accurate version would be where the beaver on the right took all the wood for itself, made the beaver on the left build a bunch of things for it, and allowed it to have a little grass for its effort
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@twinkophrenia I'm Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot. I'm the god of advertising who was born to drive out advertising in the world. I don't have any products or information to recommend, so please watch the video and laugh. I hope you have a good day today.
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That’s not a roast, it’s a breathless, flatulent rant but you greasy techbros think it’s genius
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“Roast me” We’ve just witnessed a murder. Brutal.
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@boygrrI Nevermind, back to my bag 💰💸😎🥱
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Remember: The majority of Americans don't have a college degree The median wage is about a tenth of that 90% of students go to public school
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@vanillaopinions Do you realise that installing bike lanes and traffic calming in cities makes it harder for working class BIPOC to get around and allow white male dominated spaces (cyclists) to encroach on marginalized communities spaces?
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@BornAKang Bro knew what he was doing
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@DailySnailies Sand dollars are more closely related to humans than snails or insects
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@p8stie Guy with a solid job who enjoys his free time vs unemployed twitter poster
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"Almost no difference" are you blind
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There's almost no difference. LMAO.
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How did Art of War become one of the standard Grindset books, I always thought of it more of an interesting historical artifact than anything resembling advice
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Why are people trying to critique this seriously lol It’s a physical shitpost
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And why is it always phrased like America is giving away stuff for free to the lazy Europeans out of goodwill? Germany can afford these things in part because its economy is very productive!
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@LinkofSunshine Hard hitting commentary from yours truly
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