McFookwit
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England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2016
This better not go to penalties as I’ve got to be in work in eight hours
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Those that say the Bible is the greatest story ever told obviously never heard about my night in Amsterdam with a bag of Coke, three midget hookers and a one eyed donkey.
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse I knew I should have bought a carbon monoxide detector
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I’m totally disgusted at last night’s result. We only managed a poor 1-1 draw against what’s basically a third world pub team. Makes me ashamed to be Macedonian.
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