I'm in the top 0.01% of Odesza listeners and I'm wearing it like a badge of honour

Cheezels are the kind of snack you'd eat at a party but wouldn't buy with your own money

@KeremJanberk WHAT is he doing there ⁉️

Have you ever been tailgated by a Toyota Yaris before? It's not intimidating at all, it's like being chased by a small insect

RT @GH05TP0P: big day for transgender eagles fans

@30FFobia Hey lol

@athina_loved How do you even

@yepitsconner Love Tomica!! I wish I got more of them when I was in Japan

RT @aniqaxh: Maybe I’m too curious for my own good because there’s not a single country I wouldn’t go.🧍🏽‍♀️

Hello my darlings how is everyone

@barkposting Urpl!!!

...have been productive doing other things. He also expects people to do what he wants instantly but if you ask him to do anything to help you, no matter how simple, he'll blow you off but will still get cranky if it isn't done quickly. Despite the fact that he didn't help.

@Cedar_ghost I'll DM you

RT @GovTimWalz: As the forces of hatred are on the march, my promise is this: Our trans neighbors will continue to be safe, protected, and…

Goodnight :p

@itsnotinara Yay!

@FatBoi36984997 @KRaticate20 I'm about to buy a model of a Tu-204 off eBay!

I don't want to go to work today. Or tomorrow. Or Sunday.

@2Edgy2 Can we do it at 5:31? I finish work at 5:30