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Banana bender for Ffyfes 🍌 ❤ GGMU MUFC ❤ No DMs
Dublin City, Ireland
Joined August 2012
Ole in, Ole out. Let me tell you something about me. I love Manchester United, Ole is my manager and I'll back him until he isnt. Then, ill back the new manager. Call me old fashioned if you want but its how I am🤷♀️
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That last 45 minutes, that, my friends, is why we support Manchester United ❤.
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Martinez too small .Weghorst too tall.Ten Hag too bald.Casemiro too old .Antony too expensive . Keep it coming lads, I'm here for it 💉💉🇾🇪😂
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Souness cant even hide his hated for United these days. Its hilarious 😂😂😂
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3rd place ✅️.Silverware in the bag ✅️.Rashy 30 goals ✅️.Record for home wins equalled ✅️.FA Cup Final to come 🙌. Not a bad season 👌 ❤️🇾🇪
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Hi @SkySportsPL Mark Goldbridge does not speak for me, or any other self respecting Manchester United fan I know. Id rather watch 2 litres of Dulux dripping down a wall tyvm.
On the show tomorrow! 🥳. 🤣 @markgoldbridge .⚽️ @kylewalker115.📺 Fan Q&A with Ilkay Gundogan. ⏰ 9:30am, Sky Sports Premier League & Football ⏰
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Heres a pic of the boss smiling ❤ just to trigger some people 😁
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I love Ole, I wanted him to succeed so bad it hurts. Theres no going back now, we know its over and Im actually glad for his mental health ❤. At least these idiots will stop with their OleOut tweets, until they do the same for the next manager when things dont go to plan
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Im a Manchester United fan. Simple as.
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Hi @Twitter Im looking for some clarification and hoping you can oblige. How come an account on here can carry on tweeting after posting a racist tweet like the one below when I know loads of others who have been banned for posting a certain emoji?
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes 😘 I'm overwhelmed. I follow some absolutely fabaliss people on here. Pssst. 52 aint so bad if you say it quickly 🤣🤦♀️❤❤❤
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Finally, Twitter has seen sense about this issue. Thanks to EVERYONE who helped me get my account back, too many to name but you know who you are ❤️
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Am I angry? YES.Am I disgusted? YES.Does this club hurt me? YES.Are we shit? YES. But this is my club, I love it and always will ❤️🇾🇪 #MUFC
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My whole TL is full of appreciation and thankfulness for Ole Gunnar Solksjaer ❤❤❤❤❤ . #ThankYouOle #20LEGEND
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This man is my Dad, Sean. He brought me up on Manchester United. Its down to him that Ive supported @ManUtd for well over 4 decades. Today is the 10th anniversary of his death. Never was there a better man to walk this earth ❤
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Its Pogba's fault that United stole Ronaldo from City. We expect that from £100M man💉💉
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Id pay good money to see Roy Keane in that dressing room for just ten minutes. That would be all it would take. It would be phenomenal 😮.
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I'm still so angry about that Lineker and Shearer interview yesterday. Lineker is a disgrace the way he ambushed ETH after winning a 🏆. As for Shearer, he's a bitter jealous excuse of a man who got his own team relegated during his managerial stint . Geebags 😡 #FACupWinners
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Happy birthday to our gorgeous daughter Zoe, 19 today 😮🥳🥂🎈🎂😍❤❤❤
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I just seen someone tweet about hugging your mother tight. I dont know why but it literally made me sob. My mam died suddenly aged 46 in 1993, I was 23 at the time. Please hug your mam and dad if they're still here. Does it ever get easier 💔.
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Roy Keane is the only answer ❤️🇾🇪.
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First trophy under this Beautiful Bald Bastard 🏆🔴⚪️⚫️🇾🇪
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Blocked two gobshites for saying we are shit. We played 50 minutes with 10 men with some of the worst refereeing decisions I've seen in a long time. Just piss off . This app ffs 🤬.
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What a proper fucking loyal Red🇾🇪❤️.
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Happy birthday to my lovely Dad Sean who would have been 79 today. The best man in the world and the man who introduced me to Manchester United ❤️❤️❤️
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My mam died 28 years ago, my dad died 10 years ago. I haven't seen any of my siblings since August last year. This is difficult for me😔.
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😂😂😂😂😂💉💉💉💉.
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Not one racist tweet on my TL. Follow the right people and block the cockwombles ❤.
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I took a break from here. The toxicity was relentless so here's hoping for a nicer future on here❤️
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Roy Keane told me you nearly won the league 🤷♀️.
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My daughter is starting Uni today. Im bursting with pride😁
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Even though City cheated a tainted Treble, all people can talk about is Manchester United, because we legitimately won the FIRST REAL TREBLE 🔴⚪️⚫️. 💅
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Merson doesn't even know what fuckin day it is😂😂😂😂.
Paul Merson thinks Man Utd should have tried to sign Harry Kane this summer instead of Cristiano Ronaldo, if they wanted to win the Premier League. 👀. Do you agree? 🤔
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Hey @Carra23 . I love this drink. It reminds me of all your Premier League winners medals 😁
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Good morning you beautiful bollixes 🥰😘 its Wednesday and #EuropaLeagueFinal 👊🙌. Im in the office today thank god, less time sitting around thinking 😔 Im a blubbering mess of excitement, worry, nerves and fear. Lets do this!!! Up Ole's Fucking Tricky Reds ❤
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Good morning. Abusing someone because their opinions differ from yours and because they are female is not ok. I use this platform for a laugh and the love I have for Manchester United Football Club. 👋.
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On this day 20 years ago, our daughter was born. She is my world ❤️. P.S. I remember that day, I had to take two paracetamol 😬
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The fact they brought him on specifically to take the penalty, makes it even sweeter😜.
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Hey @SkySports Why dont you focus on some REAL fans who pay real money week in week out to support Manchester United and not some limelight hogging RonaldoFC YouTuber?.
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Good morning you beauties 😘 . 21 years ago today, the apple of my eye, the best thing to ever happen in my life was born ❤️ . Happy 21st Birthday Zoe 🎁🎈🎉🎂🎊😘
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Id rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin, stapled to the ground with a croqet hoop and be groomed by a pack of wild meerkats tyvm.
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Good morning you beauties 😘 . Happy 80th birthday to my dad Sean, the biggest Manchester United supporter I've ever known. Here he is with my daughter, who is 20 now. Miss him so much💔
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Ah lads can you all give my gorgeous niece @amy_lou_mufc a follow. She's a stalwart Manchester United supporter her whole life ♥️🇾🇪
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I had such a bad feeling about the match. But its done, draw a line under it and move on to Thursday. Let them enjoy their win. Its all they'll be winning this season 😂.
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I may have watched this 56 times this morning 😍.
Cristiano Ronaldo's amazing late winning goal from the stands 🐐🔥
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So far I've seen."It's the Glazers fault"."It's Ole's fault"."Its because hes too highly paid". Bollix. Its his fault. No one elses. His . #NoMeansNo.
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Good morning gorgeous people 😘. When Moyes, Van Gaal and the Not so Special one left, I felt nothing. Since Ole has gone I've felt like someone has ripped my heart out 😔💔. Have a fabaliss Monday my friends ❤
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Lads, look at this gobshite who thinks if you dont live in Manchester, you are a plastic fan😂😂😂😂
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Good morning to everyone except those who are disrespectful to our manager. No matter what happens he is still loved and adored in this heart ❤. Have a fabaliss Tuesday my friends 😘🥰
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If you told me months ago we would be in the top 4 with a trophy 🏆 in the bag, I would have given my right arm for it. Trust the Bald Beautiful Bastard ❤️🇾🇪
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If you are wondering why female football supporters get a tough time on here.
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18K followers 😮 and no baps, bazookas nor punched lasagne flaps in sight! Many thanks for reading this fifty-something Irish oul doll's inane drivel ❤️. For Christmas I might give yiz a flash of me ankle 😁
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Any self respecting Manchester United supporter who has ANY female in their life, be it a mother, sister, wife, gf, daughter, niece, grandmother etc, would not want to see MG play for this club again. Lets hope the club get rid of it.
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Hands up if you support a club that doesn't beg its "fans" to come to a match and try to lure them with cheap/free tickets 🙋♀️
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Tbh not one MUFC fan gives a flying fcuk what you think Jessie, you tiktok dancing, cringe inducing 🛎🔚
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Imagine just for a second, what Harriet's family are going through too. As a mother of a 19 year old daughter, if I heard that audio,I would not be responsible for my actions.
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Still upset over the cup 💉🤣.
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Morning you beauties 😘 I'm not going to lie, I'm worried sick about this match today. However, I love this club and still have overflowing buckets full of hope and faith. Up the Semi Final FA Cup fcuking Reds 🇾🇪. Have a fabaliss day my friends ❤️ #baldisbest
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Lads, Im here for Manchester United and the craic. Im Irish, you may have noticed so no, Im not an England supporter. Dont hate me, dont say I have an agenda, unfollow/block me if you wish, thats your perogative. To the ones that are left, have a glorious weekend ❤❤❤
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So the Dippers won their "7Up Trophy" and the Barcodes won their "We beat MUFC in a league match but lost the Carabou Cup Final to them Trophy". I know where I'd rather be😁🇾🇪❤️
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Daughter's fella is coming for dinner tonight for the first time. She told him I would cook a roast dinner (!) 🔥 I'm going to throttle her ffs. I haven't even peeled a spud yet and I'm sweating like a scouser in a magistrates court 🥵🥵🥵🥵.
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Good morning gorgeous people 😘 . Have a fabaliss Friday my friends ❤ Thank you @carras16 best wishes, what a career 🇾🇪
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Well lads, I survived the day in the office, albeit with 4 Dippers. I just strutted in with a big feck off smile on my face and when they started, I just said "did you win a trophy for it?". Inside I was a burning ball of rage and I wanted to disembowel the cnuts 😁
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We Sold Pogba.
Give me three words better than “I love you”.
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Hi @nike. Men do not need sports bras, maybe get an actual woman to be an ambassador for women? Stop trying to make women irrelevant
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I really dont give a badgers left bollix what other clubs are doing and who they are signing tbh. Only interested in Manchester United ❤🤍🖤
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