Chris
@flemoil
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Born into a famous family of nose whistlers, budding French cabaret chanteuse and part time porn star svengali, personally i wouldn’t bother, its ALL a joke 😉
127 metres up
Joined November 2009
Reflection gives the brain an opportunity to pause amidst the chaos, untangle and sort through observations and experiences, consider multiple possible interpretations, and create meaning. This meaning becomes learning,and i’ve learnt you aren’t able to call D*an* A**ot* a c**t😬
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Brilliant Beyond parody
Those of us who’ve followed Carole over many years know that what she has said - often at the time derided and mocked - has an unhappy tendency to turn out to be spot on.
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@Coventry_City @FvHtweets @SBitC_CCFC As an openly heterosexual middle aged male i once thought i was good enough to be a striker, sadly i didn’t possess the correct minerals and ended up playing centre back/sweeper True story 👍
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Feel free to indulge in your little fantasy, make sure you film it though so many of us can have a giggle. Thanks in advance 👍
I’m rarely in agreement with @Jeremy Clarkson and have spent long hours disagreeing agreeably with the Cotswolds fav unreconstructed petrolhead so it’s only fair I highlight when he’s right! : Brexit makes me want to sit in a gutter and weep
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So to clarify, an apparently happily married monogamous heterosexual middle aged man needs to take a HIV test yeah? Good to know thanks 🙄
An HIV test from home @10DowningStreet Sir Keir Starmer has become the first Prime Minister and G7 leader to take a public HIV test, as part of National HIV Testing Week which starts today. You can order a free, quick and easy HIV test now at
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You have a brain? Seemingly not 🙄
@mikecosgrove Brexit has managed to artificially stagger the brain drain, but it's not enough to keep me or anyone else with a brain here. Boomers can sell their precious housing to pay for their healthcare, I ain't paying for it that's for sure.
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Change number three and one around and it’s about right
Forbes magazine dropped their list of the 30 best rock bands of all time, in September of 2024. As a business magazine, Forbes usually covers finance, but they also highlight cultural icons. Do agree with their picks? Who's missing and who needs to go, in your opinion of course?
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Judas getting pelters 😂 #PUSB
Tottenham fan banging on the studio window calling Dion Dublin a wanker🤣
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RT @joerichlaw: BREAKING - Fury and disbelief as Labour scraps tariffs on Chinese imports in blow to stunned UK businesses | UK | News http…
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Making every middle-aged white male the villain and every POC the hero, it’s tiresome
What MUST films stop doing?
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I have to say i agree, i don’t get too excited with a win and i’m no longer too distraught after a loss Dull right? 😂#PUSB
I’m gonna level I am so so unarsed we lost today lol
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We’re all anti-immigration now ya daft bastard as it’s been uncontrolled and encouraged by you lot for years.. I guess some people are a little slow
Is this serious?? It’s the anti-immigration mugs from 2015 all over again - and that didn’t end well. Desperate attempts to out-Reform Reform simply reinforce their messaging. Why not try offering meaningful change, & investment in public services & local communities instead?
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