sometimes i’ll see a really cool and pretty woman online and i’ll think “ wow , she’s so cool and pretty , i want to try hard at life so i can be as cool and pretty as her “ and i’ll use this to motivate me at work to scrub down a greasy kitchen for four hours
ha , that's my life !
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and o-
i exist in a viscous cycle wherein i smoke at gigs in the city on the weekend , regret the decision for the week as i battle with the concept of my mortality , & overcome this just in time for the next weekend‘s smokes
@polypocketknife
here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye , i was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive , but every suit i tried was too big around the thighs , and the assistant suggested i try a ladies’ size
i wish myspace still existed , i just made a playlist of my favourite songs of all time and im really happy with it and i have nowhere to show it off :c
no one warns abt the permatax of having people you care about on opposite sides of the world . so sorry chief , that will be four thousand dollars in travel expenses a quarter for the rest of your life .
@halovomit
reality ( so far ) :
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montreal : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
vancouver : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
philadelphia : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
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i exist in a viscous cycle wherein i smoke at gigs in the city on the weekend , regret the decision for the week as i battle with the concept of my mortality , & overcome this just in time for the next weekend‘s smokes
how r u in ur 20’s and bored !! read a book ! start a woodworking hobby ! become one of those people that’s rlly into bugs ! enrich urself with the many wonders of the world !!!
listening to bangarang as a lossless file on nice headphones feels deeply wrong , it’s meant to be a shitty youtube rip played through $10 earbuds from the ~~dairy~~ corner store
making a reference to media without directly saying ur making a reference is such a social risk of just coming off real strange , but it lands so much better when ur not being obvious
@halovomit
reality ( so far ) :
toronto : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
montreal : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
vancouver : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
philadelphia : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
los angeles : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
@gal_la_mode
my cannonballs cause a kerfuffle
the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
if you party with the party prince
you get two complimentary after dinner mints