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🦉 // LIV // 🍄🟫 // mountain-dwelling thing // 🏔️ // it/its // 🌿 // NZ’er // 🫐 // MDNI pls // 🖤
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i’m like if an owl had to take dexies to stay up past 9pm
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*drags you out from hiding under a log* hi ,,, wanna hear my favourite flight of the conchords lyrics ? ^-^
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@Katrafiy
they told on themselves so bad when transitioning from the estrogen to testosterone parts of the video
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new kindle decal
i can’t read theory without images of grimes holding the communist manifesto incessantly flashing in my head
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“ dogs are gross and you are the least gross friend i have ever had and that is why you are not a dog girl “
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does anyone wanna do ket & lie around like cats in the sun & stretch out & playfight & nap , hmu
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my coworker just killed a moth in front of me i think im going to cry
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dating a trans lib for a year will do horrible things to your brain ,,
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insane find at work today
& sliced my finger open immediately after clocking out and trying to fuck around w/ it
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kamala bars like :
i exist in the context
of all that came before me
you exist in the context
of white supremacy !
*sees biden drop out* what will this mean for this election years Epic Rap Battles of History?
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sometimes i’ll see a really cool and pretty woman online and i’ll think “ wow , she’s so cool and pretty , i want to try hard at life so i can be as cool and pretty as her “ and i’ll use this to motivate me at work to scrub down a greasy kitchen for four hours
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no one thinks i’m from where i am . i sound foreign wherever i go . some call it autism accent but i think im just linguistically awesome .
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i have 16 days to think of something more clever than “ minneapolis i am inside you “
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life is tough but i can always count on my novelty kokanee ski boot mug to pull me through
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i can’t read theory without images of grimes holding the communist manifesto incessantly flashing in my head
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lying to medical professionals is so much easier than advocating for yourself ,,
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ha , that's my life !
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and o-
i exist in a viscous cycle wherein i smoke at gigs in the city on the weekend , regret the decision for the week as i battle with the concept of my mortality , & overcome this just in time for the next weekend‘s smokes
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i would love to be pasty and goth and ethereal . but unfortunately . i live in a gorgeous summer paradise .
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i’m going to murder my roommate over her flagrant disrespect of big-light etiquette
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if i have to move back to nz its so over .
- $300 grams of ketamine
- the worst d&b you’ve ever heard playing at every club
- no tims iced caps
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hairdresser’s first time seeing a trxnny : wow you look just like uma thurman
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.2 grams of ket gets me wanting to tweet like it’s 2022 empty spaces twt
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@polypocketknife
here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye , i was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive , but every suit i tried was too big around the thighs , and the assistant suggested i try a ladies’ size
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vampire bats r cool n all but i think we are sleeping on the idea of vampire owls .
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i wish myspace still existed , i just made a playlist of my favourite songs of all time and im really happy with it and i have nowhere to show it off :c
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a psyop is just when the gangnam style guy gets together with his team to make a banger
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no one warns abt the permatax of having people you care about on opposite sides of the world . so sorry chief , that will be four thousand dollars in travel expenses a quarter for the rest of your life .
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no more discourse please , it’s been a long day and i’m very tired . thank you in advance xoxo
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@halovomit
reality ( so far ) :
toronto : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
montreal : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
vancouver : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
philadelphia : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
los angeles : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
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i exist in a viscous cycle wherein i smoke at gigs in the city on the weekend , regret the decision for the week as i battle with the concept of my mortality , & overcome this just in time for the next weekend‘s smokes
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how r u in ur 20’s and bored !! read a book ! start a woodworking hobby ! become one of those people that’s rlly into bugs ! enrich urself with the many wonders of the world !!!
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ppl call me a liar when i say i was born and raised in auckland ;;;;;;
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for the last day of pride month i’m pulling a raisin bran open carry ( it didn’t fit in my bag )
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philosophers in the year 2050 : “well you see , in the halimedian sense ,“
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listening to bangarang as a lossless file on nice headphones feels deeply wrong , it’s meant to be a shitty youtube rip played through $10 earbuds from the ~~dairy~~ corner store
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discord saves on data storage costs by having the moderator demographic be unstable enough to delete their own servers every year or two
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i think the kendrick/drake stuff would be way better if it were distilled into a 3 minute, accessible, epic rap battles of history video
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snack ,,
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i don’t think i can watch subbed anime when im hanging out with pretty women , my mind is always slightly preoccupied and i can’t keep up …
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born to have an autoimmune condition that responds poorly to high amounts of sugar . forced to consume a sweet treat after every meal .
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my favourite pastime is making dramatic , incredulous gestures and faces when a SUV doesn’t give way at a pedestrian crossing so they feel bad
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i be like “wow , the production is really good on this“ [ doesn’t know anything about production ]
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i’m feeling the sort of holistic angst again that can only be resolved by migrating large distances
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sending memes one girl sends me to another that i think will like it ,, call that cross pollination , i am but a bee tending to my garden
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thinking about the girl in my primary class who always got made fun of for making dog noises ,,
i hope she’s doing ok ,
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“ you have to start creating value for your shareholders ” - me , hyping myself up to shove prog up butt
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making a reference to media without directly saying ur making a reference is such a social risk of just coming off real strange , but it lands so much better when ur not being obvious
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invite me to ur city i need to fill out my map c:
@halovomit
reality ( so far ) :
toronto : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
montreal : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
vancouver : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
philadelphia : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
los angeles : toxic twitter trxnny lives here
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heartbreaking : you just saw meme that would be perfect to send to your ex but are no longer on speaking terms
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“ i don’t kiss and tell ” bs ass , kiss and telling is one of the greatest joys in life , i kiss and tell like a mfer
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this cis girl looked at me bewildered when i said it/its , i’m like ,, girl why are you here !!!
kicking myself for not replying “ uh , idk , the normal ones ? ” when i was asked my pronouns at the t4t-themed rave
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my motivation to use dating apps vs the most boring bisexual 20 year old you’ve ever met
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kicking myself for not replying “ uh , idk , the normal ones ? ” when i was asked my pronouns at the t4t-themed rave
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the amount of pills i’m taking , counteracts the booze im drinking
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spending 10 minutes editing out flecks of toothpaste on the mirror > spending 5 minutes cleaning the mirror of said toothpaste flecks
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no babe you’re not “locked in” you’re experiencing acute stimulant psychosis
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today i had a (1) coffee and had to benzo myself to stop me freaking out u.u
girl who can only tolerate hard drugs & all the soft ones make it feel bad :c
why did we legalise all the bad ones ,,
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i did third person self referentials for like a week then got self conscious when someone pointed it out :c
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vc conversation i just had :
“i wanna do music stuff i think im going to download logic”
“the white rapper????”
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marcille : nooooo senshi don’t feed himmel the hero that it’s full of estrogen !!!!!!!
herrel the heroine : *burp*
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who the fuck are you people i thought i hired cbt professionals
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@gal_la_mode
my cannonballs cause a kerfuffle
the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
if you party with the party prince
you get two complimentary after dinner mints
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i beat this by being more into my dad’s favourite music than he is
i don't like it when i can immediately smell a trans woman's Cool Gen X Dad through her music taste
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