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my brains first drafts, selfies, hobbies??? tired of jump scaring sfw friends with my other account lol aka @theotysontate (very nsfw!)
Baltimore, MD
Joined May 2023
Someone in a TV show mentions an old memory with another character and I begin to feel a sadness at all the memories I may have lost. I see a tattoo on someone on a dating app and I think of all the time I'm wasting getting older with not having all the tattoos I want
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Why is my old roommates best friend who I've met twice the best texter in my phone 😭.
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Hate burning my tongue on the first bite and knowing it'll be felt for the next couple days lol.
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My past self is so kind to me. I always open up board games or documents and there are always detailed notes on doing stuff that I would have to look up if it's been a while
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You learn a lot about your anatomy posting on on twitter that's for sure lol.
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I feel like a wanna be surgeon washing my hands before handling my board games.
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I had a cleaning service come in for the first time and I think I realized I'm so clean lol if you asked me before I'd have said I was middle of the road but in reality the only thing I don't keep up with is dusting.
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Do you ever not finish leftovers so you can put the Tupperware back in the fridge so you don't have to wash it yet.
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So tired of AI buttons taking up prime real estate 😭 no I don't want to talk to AI on Snapchat lol.
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I forgot how long nights were when you wake up every hour lol why can't they feel that long when you're getting good sleep.
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Idk why (I do know) but watching those timed book shopping sprees just make me mad lol.
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In good news I got the player aids for the board game Dune I'm playing Saturday and I have watched videos, played it online, read the official and an unofficial rulebook, and reviewed all the player aids for each faction so I'm ready (to teach) lol.
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Why are anime after credit scenes a thing? I don't wanna have to check after the credits for vital information every time 😭.
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Just have to accept 75 percent of my board game hobby is collecting lol I get too much pressure from hunting down games.
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Y'all ever have those dreams where you're trying to do a task but you just can't do it right? Last night I dreamt I was watching these people from my 4th floor apartment get caught in the rain. And then one girl popped up right at my window and scared me.
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I always get so disappointed when I see historical fiction recommendations and they're like England! France! World war! I want ancient world stuff lol.
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I don't know whether it's harder to keep barbers or tattoo artists lol.
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Are you ever content and then immediately get scared to lose what you have that has you content?.
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I'm sick enough that I know I should be taking it easy but I'm well enough apparently that my brain thinks I should feel guilty for not doing anything.
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5/5 for me.
Castlevania nocturne is very good so far.
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Some of these close friend stories do not need to be just for close friends lol.
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Idk if it's just me but I made my Theo IG recently and it is so much harder to tell who following me is real or not than on here lol.
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I do my hardest thinking when I have to decide between sending a message to the group chat with person A and B in it vs the one with A and C in it. Rare occasions I'll send it in both and A has to deal lol.
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I don't think I should ever come home to the humidity matching the temperature at 77 in my apt lol.
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@shibelord Your tattoos are amazing I especially love the bird with the dagger I don't recall seeing anything like that before.
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I'm so good with routines I can't remember the last time I didn't brush my teeth in the morning or night lol but I'm friends with people that it's like a 50/50 shot each night.
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