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Joined May 2020
"Who are you waving at, Mr. President?". "Oh. it's nothing. just thought I saw an old friend. "
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A House Democrat says a heavyweight group of “super friends” is being assembled to head to the White House and tell Biden it’s time to go.
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"We'd be greeted as liberators"
Northwestern Ontario town fined $10K for refusing to celebrate Pride Month
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Vivek Rama . Ramas. Ramanotgonnawork here anymore.
🚨Just in: Vivek Ramaswamy is expected to step away from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Instead he will announce that he is running for Governor of Ohio in 2026. Via: CBS News
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You know Shinzo Abe is looking down and smiling today. Family.
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Cannot understand what she's saying, but it would appear that big bosoms are under attack in Venezuela. Please pray for large breasted Venezuelans.
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Pictured: @ScottPresler moving to New Jersey in 2025 to start flipping the state red.
New Jersey might be a swing state now
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Literally the first image result when you google 80s McDonald's uniform
I’m not sure our brains are made for the level of information warfare we’re going to experience from here on out.
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"Vice President Harris, I understand that you DID eat breakfast this morning, but my question was how would you feel if you HADN'T eaten breakfast this morning."
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This woman is going to direct a trilogy of Star Wars films for Disney and there’s literally nothing you can do stop it.
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Promises made. Promises kept.
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"Kamala Harris? The retard?"
BREAKING: Trump reportedly called Kamala Harris ‘ret*rded’ in front of Republican donors at a private fundraiser, according to the NYT.
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He's unveiled new forbidden lore.
@GuntherEagleman Those aren't tears, Fascist. They're urine. I'm sure you enjoy being bathed in it.
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"And another thing - Sydney Sweeney? She's mid. I'd bang Jill Biden over her any day."
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*whispery Biden voice*. "Guess what, I'm the October surprise."
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"Barack Obama? We smoked crack together and then I blew him in the backseat of a limo in 1999."
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Under Project 2025, this will become a state mandated sport.
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Netflix assembled the Milkers Across America Crew and then didn't let half the country watch them perform their duties. A war crime.
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We love Wholesome Oilers Flasher Girl and we’re not apologizing.
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"His name was Shinzo, he was my friend and I miss him greatly. You would've liked him.
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"I'm a man and I love sportsball. Anyone catch the WNBA game last night?"
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Ohhhh yeah, that's the good stuff.
Man they're going to "Republican's Pounce" the Biden garbage comments so hard tonight and tomorrow. It will be glorious.
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3. A picture you want to recreate in 2025?.
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To date, Donald Trump’s greatest achievement is preventing this goblin from ever being president.
Eighty years ago today, thousands of brave Americans fought to protect democracy on the shores of Normandy. This November, all we have to do is vote.
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RFK Jr. walking out to Foo Fighters and pyrotechnics like it's Wrestlemania. What a pop.
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You don't?
Barack Obama: "I don't understand how we got so toxic and just so divided and so bitter."
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We’re putting a team together.
This is the pursuit suspect who for 45 minutes lead LAPD in a pursuit, slamming her van into patrol cars multiple times, causing at least one officer to crash and then crashing head on into innocent drivers on the 405 freeway. @foxla
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Thoughts and prayers to members of the Obama-Biden administration who lost a friend today.
BREAKING:. Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi likely dead after helicopter crash in Azerbaijan
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"Listen, buster, I agreed to let you plow my wife, but we agreed no kissing on the lips and you do that that 6 or 7 more times, then I'm going to have to ask you to put on a condom."
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Milei's reaction to Biden nuzzling Pope Francis is very funny.
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"Nobody's buying The Atlantic story, release The Guardian model slop."
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"Me and my wife saw you bar across and really vibe your dig."
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"I'm a man and I shoot long rifles at steel targets 15 feet away"
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Fetterman is going to fuck around and end up as President somehow.
Fetterman accuses Newsom of not having the ‘guts to announce’ he’s running for president
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Megyn Kelly mocking Mika Brzezinski by posing on her desk was a sight to behold.
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"I'm a man and I'm not ashamed to admit that I had Monkey Pox. So did my dog."
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Trump is going to appoint Tiffany Gomas as Secretary of Transportation and there's literally nothing you can do stop it.
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Journos, when Joe Biden tells them the flavor of ice cream he just ordered:
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"And I'll tell ya another thing - Michelle Obama is HOT, she makes me harder than Chinese algebra."
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other . It's Friday! Cloth Off! (Victory Celebration)
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It's a very chilly 13 degrees in Chicago today. It was -8 the night Jussie Smollet decided to walk to get a Tuna sub. Don't let excuses get in the way of chasing your dream.
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Sure seems like it!
Biden says he is in "constant contact" with Kamala Harris. "We're singing from the same song sheet. She helped pass all the laws [that resulted in record high inflation]. She's a major player in everything we've done.". Biden is Kamala. Kamala is Biden.
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"Petah, I don't think FEMA's gonna help us"
EXCLUSIVE: Internal messages obtained by The Daily Wire show a FEMA official ordered relief workers in Florida not to help houses with Trump signs
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BREAKING: In solidarity over Peanut's death, Alvin and the Chipmunks have endorsed Donald Trump for President.
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Here's what the New Yorker said about Biden a week before the debate that ended his career.
Joe Biden’s stubbornness in refusing to step aside as the Democratic nominee until July is the single biggest reason for Donald Trump’s victory, @IChotiner writes. “Biden’s arrogance remains astonishing to behold.”
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Gonna tell my kids that this was the Governor of South Dakota.
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Lawn sign updates inbound.
Harris flip-flops on building the border wall
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The point of these signs is to show the legal passing distance. There's a disturbing urge by Americans to watch this thinking they're supposed to cheer for the bus driver.
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The mad lad actually called White Dudes for Harris cucks. What a time to be alive.
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LFG!!!!
Decision Desk HQ projects Anna Paulina Luna (R) wins the US House election in Florida's 13th congressional district. #DecisionMade: 7:27 PM EDT. Follow live results here:.
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