Been waiting a few hours for a software update on the Pixel Watch. How much longer should I wait before defenestration? @googledownunder @Google

TikTok is the People Of Walmart of social networks.

People have a problem with 'master' as the default branch in git. Do any of you know why @linustorvalds called it git? Should we cancel this too?

@_patmurray You mean

Happy .dev day! #dotdev #ballmer #developers

@hangops you're signup invite thing is broken, could you fix and invite me ? :)

@scottfarkas @mcannonbrookes a challenge for you to actually be agile. Fix this by end of EOFY.

@ScottCate @jeffsand

@Telstra @bluemalkin @Telstra really missing the point on this one hey.

@Telstra How about just asking your complaints dept. to call me like they promised? Not an unreasonable request.

@Telstra Sure give me a call per my number on the account and id be happy to verify or alternatively give me your direct number.

@Telstra You have my details. Look under the order number I originally gave you. There is 0 need to transmit them again.

@Telstra How about you just call me instead of more bullshit hoops?

@Telstra No, I would simply like what I ordered with speed booster which you forgot to include. Complaints did not call back within 3 hours as advised.

@Telstra Only identifiers I have been given throughout the drama are order numbers. The last one being 1-1445381735929.

@aminize Which distro and kernel version?

@myGovau myIssue still not resolved, you've gone silent on me. I spent $16,238 on welfare last financial year via income tax, not enough?

RT @ibuildthecloud: Executing a PowerShell session in a @Windows @docker container using Rancher. Truly Amazing

@myGovau /register?execution=e1s2 form submission to link service. See escalations via receipts #32610629 and #32628225. Many calls, no fix.