F.K.A Biriyani
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thinking this is 90 degrees, how obtuse can you be?
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I want Imane to sue that racist hag so badly that she ends up owning part of the Harry Potter franchise.
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The Unknown clocking out from their shift at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
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that tall ass man is not going to fit in that wardrobe
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moppin’ that
I think you're finally an adult when a mop demo gets you this excited
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truly the most radical thing for Black Mirror to do at this point would be to embrace radical optimism (the concept not the Dua album) like this.
All the apocalyptic nihilism was fun when we weren’t actively living in it every day :(
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the girls chasing Paul Mescal through the park when he tries to outrun them:
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'Glee' Star Darren Criss Says He Identifies as 'Culturally Queer' | Click to read more 👇
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Hrithik Roshan has made it to gag city
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they’re about 15 years late to the party.
throw out DoxyPrEP if you’re about it.
Camila Cabello & Lil Nas X throw condoms at a gay bar to promote their new collaboration, “HE KNOWS”.
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After watching a horror movie:
2009: *gets in bed and watches cartoons to take my mind off it*
2019: *gets in bed and spends hours on Twitter trying to figure out what it all really meant*
#UsMovie
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Constance Wu hearing about Fresh Off the Boat being renewed:
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Want to watch Om Shanti Om in there
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when men start randomly boxing the air between sets at the gym?… that’s them fighting the gay thoughts x
Pass it on.
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the people yearn for the Indian sleeper train
Southwest passengers baffled after woman climbs into overhead bin for nap
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we need americans to get the same mandatory shutter sound thing they get in Japan.
Y'all, why this lady sat next to me eating with her damn hands? In a nasty airport.
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capitalism has hit the gay commune.
so they kicked the ones who were financially struggling and made a tiktok about how exhausting it was to take care of them when they were met with an accident? ok…
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doing a tequila shot but you lick the sweat off his cr*tch instead of salt…
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Your country too can be like Sri Lanka if you have a population that is largely unbothered by a genocide, the highest number of missing people in modern history and a political system ruled by one single family for most of the 21st century.
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going cruising with nothing but that census map and a can do attitude..
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She’s an icon, more hospitality staff should be like this too tbh
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he really said
“What's your evidence that integration (of asylum seekers) isn't working?”
“I've seen it recently with the marches through London, where I saw some people who simply did not share British values.”
Robert Jenrick conflates issue of immigration with pro-Palestine marches
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@dayglowj0e
truly, I’ve never been happier that the British have some shame and don’t just do this everywhere
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where’s my Nobel prize for saving men’s lives??
Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
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Shoutout to this lovely lady that did not take the bait:
Balanced journalism is when you harangue people who are in a rush at a station after having to plan an alternative route to get into work on time with pointed questions expecting them to give you a great angry sound bite against the strikes.
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he did the meme
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heyyyyy :)
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It’s also interesting that the rise is Reform is treated as “legitimate concerns about immigration” but concern about inaction about Palestine is “dangerous cancerous ethnic voting”
It’s interesting that nobody has said “this will put put pressure on Labour to take a tougher line on Israel”, and everyone has immediately jumped to “this dangerous sectarian faction of Muslims refuse to integrate”.
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plenty of antifascist Jewish people denouncing what was being done in their name… if that makes you uncomfortable then I have some bad news for you
London. Now.
This is horrifying.
How are Jews meant to stay in the U.K.?
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll
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don’t whack me but why is he kinda giving that Brazilian twink getting a haircut in some of these?
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This is the sort of thing I wear in the gym and then older straight men will look at me like I desecrated their mother’s grave
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just saw one of those vox pops where they ask people what they do for work and this man almost fought him
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thirsting after an Islamophobe? at least they’re consistent
I will not post thirsty pics of the new French Prime Minister. I will not post thirsty pics of the new French Prime Minister. I will not post thirsty pics of the new French Prime Minister. I will not post thirsty pics of the new French Prime Minister. I will not...
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The liberal vitriol for Chappell Roan is based off the simple fact that she points out that you are not good people in a way that is undeniable.
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I was once on a date with a ✋🏻 man and it was going so well and we were making out and stuff and we got a little tipsy and as we were about to say goodbye he whispered in my ear how much he “loves Indian guys”
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Sydney Sweeney it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you, though there are no sexual urges or desires, you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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Imma need more people to watch Indian Matchmaking on Netflix and agree with me about how trash Aparna is. Messica Jessica truly looks like a saint compared to her 🙃
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@Philip_Ellis
Loved “Hang the DJ” too tbh, I’m just a sucker for a romance even in the most dire situations
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patiently waiting for the eventual photo series of Sophie Turner doing this when she gets her divorce.
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fuck it up Judith
NEW: Just Stop Oil have broken the class protecting the Magna Carta.
Reverend Dr Sue Parfitt, 82, and Judy Bruce, 85, are demanding an emergency plan to stop new oil and gas licenses by 2030.
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Valentines Day on Ash Wednesday??? The Catholic Guilt gworls are going to love this one
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These protests are amazing and really do show the power of the people but let’s really not pretend that this country is some idyllic proletariat safe haven. I can assure you it is not.
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Don’t let Bridgerton see this
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people still earnestly interacting with the marvel films:
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Couldn’t even book Paddington.
Broke bitch.
Tom Cruise, Winnie the Pooh and Nicole Scherzinger have been added to the lineup of King Charles’ coronation concert.
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You will understand that I had to crop the titular role of the water out ofc
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Beyoncé seeing that LaLaRi bag ball runway after that “I get my job inspiration from Beyoncé speech”
#DragRace
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I went on this date with this ex fully intending to tear him a new one and leave but the way he lit up and spoke about Heartstopper and the Young Royals with me I realised he doesn’t have any other gays in his life and that put things into perspective.
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need a romcom with bespectacled Dev Patel and someone non-white
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justice for this guy
I’m so glad that society is waking up to the aesthetic POWER of sticky-out ears.
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Gay boy at the Turkish restaurant clocked me the second I walked in.
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hear something purring??
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Warner brothers forced her to go to evening classes to get her masters in cuntology with a concentration in motherlogical studies from the university of servington for the film.
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hookup cancelled, I get to spend the day just doing nothing 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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One part of straight culture I will never understand is just casually screen sharing your gallery on a tv to a room full of people.
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I wholeheartedly wish nothing but the worst for all these world leaders who stood by and co-signed all of this out of their own greed and selfishness. May they and their entire bloodlines all personally experience unfathomable sorrow for the rest of eternity.
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need to queen out with her bad
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another example of popular culture tamil-fishing
Instagram’s Twitter competitor ‘Threads’ will be released this Thursday, July 6.
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Aishwarya Rai in Kandukondein Kandukondein
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The more that comes out the more we realise that everyone has their finger in the pie that is Israel.
Truly a colonial group project.
BREAKING: London actionists shatter Barclays Bank, investors in Israel's largest weapons firm, who arm the genocide of Palestine
#ShutElbitDown
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@marcusxdusty
thank god, I thought I was reading too much into it because no one seemed to be talking about it.
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Honestly the amount of courage it takes to do this in an industry that is painting a Jewish director as an antisemite for calling out the genocide is massive.
Ramy Youssef on SNL, “God, please stop the suffering. Stop the violence. Please free the people of Palestine, please.”
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May the lord guide Israel’s legal team to the pit of hell where they belong. Amen.
May the lord guide South Africa’s legal team to victory. Amen.
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The green knight if he served cunt
someone recognised my Halloween outfit as the green knight and I felt so ecstatic as someone who was acting as if it was a drag race challenge (I made almost everything I wore)
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