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Me: I am a capable woman who has her shit together. Also me: My glasses have somehow got stuck in my hair and I think I might have to cut them out.

Friday challenge: try really hard not to switch into holiday mode before noon. ☀️

Out and about without a jacket today and I am giddy on sunshine.

Queen of the Chop Pot.

Current feels.

One minute you’re young, the next you’re reordering the shopping list items to match the route you take round #tesco.

Wtf is “association croquet” when it’s at home? #pubquiz #sportsquestions

Early morning run, bluebells, newly cut grass smell, sunshine on skin. The little things.

When you’re wearing broderie anglaise and people on the school run are in bobble hats, you know someone’s misjudged

Kids live 50% of the time with their dad and his US gf. By far the worst bit of this situation is that they are now starting to use adjectives instead of adverbs. “Look how good I can use the swing, Mum!” 🤨 #grammar #pedant

J6: How many jokes should I do? E4: 61 J6: I don’t know 61 jokes. E4: OK, 3. Planning underway for stand up routine for E’s birthday party. In 11 months. #kids

Hey kiddos, nice to see you again. What’s that? Head lice round three, you say? Won. Der. Ful.

E,4: “Mummy why did you kiss my face?” Me: Because I love it. E4: You LOVE my FACE?? WHHAAAAATT?!

Meeting over-running by 45 minutes. Think my brain is bleeding.

Writing out my scary to-do list several times in different formats to get my brain straight; absolutely not in any way to avoid actually tackling said list. #Procrastination

Empty fridge invention #lunch: sad lettuce, mushrooms, capers and hummus. Would not recommend this salad. 🥗

Neeeeeeed suunnnn.

Thick roll neck jumper and Christmas socks feels like a standard outfit in early April on the IOM. #spring #iom #weather

AJ holds up vs KQ all in. Woop!