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I AM ON TOUR OCTOBER/NOVEMBER Comedy: Christian @bluebookam .com 📘 Branded work: hello @thegoldstudios .com ⭐ Show tickets in Linktree👇
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Jimmy Carr onstage vs on podcasts.
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I have not seen a single pigeon I would trust with an important letter during a worldwide war
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A joke about internet censorship. If this joke gets me banned from China I wasted 4 years learning the language.
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A fun game you can play with indie music
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Every news interview with a national treasure
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Mitchellian rants and outbursts!!¡¡ wow so iconic
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The “every writer is bumbling and poor” trope
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Featuring the techy/engineer character with a secret lab
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Would tag her but she has me blocked
The “nahin, nahin I’m a gora” killed me. what pakistani girl broke this man’s heart.
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If Pharrell Williams and Will Ferrell got married they’d either be Will Williams or Pharell Ferrell
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Guy who's already been where you're travelling to
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Guy at the gig tonight heckled “I already saw that joke on TikTok”and then, a second later, “Oh SHIT” when he realised he’d just accussd me of stealing my own joke
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People who say stand-up is the lowest form of art have obviously never seen a ‘painting’. That shit is boring
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The treacherous jungle river journey
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comedians in cars getting coffee:
random old guy: "ever noticed, nobody uses typewriters anymore?"
jerry seinfeld: *slams table*
random old guy: "nobody ever says, hey pass me that typewriter"
jerry seinfeld: "oh my god. nobody uses a typewriter. that is so true."
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Every bar scene in a sci-fi film (always unironically the best part)
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“that’s the hair I want!” I say, looking at a picture of someone with exactly the same hair as me but who is better-looking
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I've helped run social media for a few companies now and people straight-up message food brands on a weekly basis to be like "yo you're fucking delicious"
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Crabbe and Goyle in set 4 at Hogwarts.
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Films where police ask questions but everyone just keeps doing their job.
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I'd like to have children but idk if I could hack marriage. I wanna raise a kid with like, my boys
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every cool white teacher in a film.
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every character played by ben stiller, hugh grant, jason bateman and woody allen
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A madness. Cannot believe they let me on this
📣 Ooooh this is a bit good...you can see our
@finlaycomedy
on the telly on Friday night! 📺
He's in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent on
@8Outof10Cats
Does Countdown 🙌
Record it or watch it LIVE but do not to miss it!
Fri 29th July
9PM
@Channel4
#8outof10catsdoescountdown
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This is my first ever solo show and I actually think it will be really good so please come!! You can get tickets here: !!
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Planning to keep this “young comedian” branding well into my thirties. Will start wearing a propellor hat, always carrying a big lollipop, using a slingshot. whatever it takes
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THE FINALE (my content is too cringepilled for Twitter)
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complex films having to explain their premise
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Female prime ministers are always called like, Margaret Thatcher, Liz Truss or Theresa May or something
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every British sitcom where every character is constantly wisecracking
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Kids gig today. Asked them how they’d spend a million pounds: “lego”, “a yo-yo”, “a mansion” etc. until one child came out with “antibiotics for my grandma.” So yeah I’m Never. doing that bit again 🙃
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to be an American 90s kid w a treehouse in my backYARD with a box full of comic books and one porno mag that my fat friend opens sideways and says WOAHH
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taking a picture of my debit card because the camera adds £10
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*OFFICIAL AND EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT* I will be touring my award-nominated Edinburgh show this June. If you enjoy my comedy it would mean so much if you bought tickets (even though I come from money) via the sneaky link in my bio. I love you all. Mwah.
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dropped my laptop on the floor and now I have to watch love island in the top right corner of my screen or this happens
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One of the first jokes I ever wrote.
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one time I was talking about free-range farming with a polish guy I worked with and he said "I'm not happy, why should the chicken get to be happy"
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My 20 year old cousin’s review of Edinburgh Fringe “it’s just loads of comedians watching other comedians”
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Crowd interrupts joke about psychosis.
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It’s MY treehouse so I make the rules!
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While Hermione’s doing wingardium leviosa, Crabbe and Goyle are in set 4 magic going “is this your card? ah fuck.”
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bc of his royal title they shouldn't put him in a coffin they should put him in a
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Drunk lads after the Comedy Store last night excitedly told me “When you came out we thought ‘oh what a shitcunt, complete and utter virgin’ but you smashed it” 🙂
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Not always sure what “love” means in slow jams
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celebrities’ kids trying to be famous in their own right
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Tom Holland implies the existence of the Tom Netherlands
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The suits at my agency showcase last night loved my tight 7 and I'm now being flown to Hollywood to replace James Corden, thanks everyone
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First W.I.P. ✅
Thanks so much to everyone who came!!
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How films show news travelling the world.
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Hey guys. I have just put out my YouTube special. Feel free to share it! Haha jk... Unless 👀👀
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free-spirited bohemian underestimates smooth-talker
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why would I want to go to lands that are mid
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Fuck yeah!!! Big day
A new series starts 29 July 2022 , 9pm on
@Channel4
@jimmycarr
hosts a brand-new series with
@C4Countdown
regulars
@RachelRileyRR
and
@susie_dent
.
@RonJichardson
and
@LucyABeaumont
take on
@RichardAyoade
and
@gillinghamjoe
.
@finlaycomedy
is in Dictionary Corner
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Really excited for my preview tonight. Have absolutely loved each one. Doing an hour on stage trumps every other gigging experience I've had. Shout out to the Museum of Comedy and thank you every person that's come to see me. 😊
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Allow me this joke was before I belonged to the streets
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A joke about how Malala crushed my dreams.
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So excited to go to Scotland. downloading Duolingo and everything
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Will I ever top this??? No
CONGRATULATIONS to
@finlaycomedy
, who are the worthy runner-up of
#NGT
2021 🤗🤩
#NGT
#runnerup
#2ndplace
#GrandFinal
#comedy
#Finlay
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guys I’ve just been DESTROYED
why do posh people think recording a video of them acting slightly posher is some form of comedy .?
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In honour of the queen they did a minutes silence after all my new jokes last night
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