Top three crazy lesbian mishaps I’ve had
1. threesome with my ex gf and her ex gf
2. My roommate being my now ex
3. dating a girl who looked so much like me, her face would unlock my phone
Feeling dirty bc I jus got a certificate for getting the most ppl to open credit cards in my department 🧍🏻♀️nd then they made us all take pictures with our dumb little laminations. This feels like public shaming